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Post by Northy on May 29, 2015 15:18:38 GMT
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Post by bathstoke on May 29, 2015 16:23:31 GMT
What I do in the bathroom is an abomination
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Post by Billybigbollox on May 29, 2015 16:35:06 GMT
I usually have a good shite before I get out of bed in the morning. ;-(
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 17:01:24 GMT
So all the times I've shit myself whilst out on the piss,I was actually doing myself good?
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Post by Northy on May 29, 2015 19:28:24 GMT
So all the times I've shit myself whilst out on the piss,I was actually doing myself good? Looks like it sid, although your washing machine didn't think so. |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 21:16:33 GMT
So all the times I've shit myself whilst out on the piss,I was actually doing myself good? Blow me down with a feather. It looks as though you've been right all along Sid. I just thought shitting oneself in public was in bad taste, but now we know it's OK!  |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 23:37:41 GMT
So all the times I've shit myself whilst out on the piss,I was actually doing myself good? Looks like it sid, although your washing machine didn't think so. To be fair my soiled clothes never made it to the washing machine,just random wheelie bins  |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 23:59:31 GMT
So all the times I've shit myself whilst out on the piss,I was actually doing myself good? Blow me down with a feather. It looks as though you've been right all along Sid. I just thought shitting oneself in public was in bad taste, but now we know it's OK! If I'd have known how good it was for me I wouldn't have been as embarrassed as I was when it happened  |
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Post by boothenpaddock86 on May 30, 2015 0:51:57 GMT
Always wondered what caused diverticulitis,I've had it twice and thought it maybe caused by sitting down.incidentally it's hereditary in western countries so must be because were all pooping the wrong way.
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Post by Nick1984 on May 30, 2015 8:41:48 GMT
 Bruce knows |
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Post by Billybigbollox on May 30, 2015 8:57:25 GMT
Scandinavians like to do it crouched over a glass topped coffee table. I know this to be true because I have seen videorama evidence.
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Post by partickpotter on May 30, 2015 12:21:39 GMT
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Post by Billybigbollox on May 30, 2015 17:58:53 GMT
A flush toilet? Fucking splitters! |
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Post by Ryan_Shawjosh on May 30, 2015 21:55:52 GMT
I don't see how it would matter which way we face...
Sorry, now that I've got my shit joke out of the way...
Crap...
Again, sorry. I remember seeing something like this on a program a while back (may have been embarassing bodies) that recommended the best way of pooing to lift your knees up towards your chest which aligns everything a bit better so you don't have to push as hard, similar to what it says in the link. I've tried it once or twice but found it hard as I normally do a little wee at the same time and don't like getting it on the floor.
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Post by maninasuitcase on May 31, 2015 9:27:49 GMT
Holy shit
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Post by craig67 on May 31, 2015 9:36:28 GMT
Never trust a website that can't spell faeces right!!
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Jun 1, 2015 22:49:25 GMT
Next there'll be a EU law passed soon so we all have to shit standing up. Gouranga.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2015 4:37:29 GMT
Never trust a website that can't spell faeces right!! I love the Small Faeces... |
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Post by Northy on Jun 2, 2015 7:46:22 GMT
Next there'll be a EU law passed soon so we all have to shit standing up. Gouranga. When I went to the San Siro to watch a match a few years ago, considering it was modernised for the 1990 world cup, the WC's were the ones with just a hole in the basin floor and 2 foot placement markers by the side of it  |
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Post by ihaveadream on Jun 2, 2015 13:00:24 GMT
Looks like it sid, although your washing machine didn't think so. To be fair my soiled clothes never made it to the washing machine,just random wheelie bins I hope you used the correct colour bins |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2015 16:39:39 GMT
To be fair my soiled clothes never made it to the washing machine,just random wheelie bins I hope you used the correct colour bins I didn't have time to check the colour of the bin when I got caught short at Staffs uni once. The one fixed to the wall had to become a makeshift bog |
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