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Post by elystokie on May 19, 2015 9:51:54 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2015 9:58:42 GMT
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Post by Billybigbollox on May 19, 2015 15:13:12 GMT
I think Veet should be banned. Bring back the bush, that's what I say.
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Post by KevinWhimper on May 20, 2015 8:10:44 GMT
"The other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status"
Brilliant.
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Post by lawrieleslie on May 20, 2015 12:12:40 GMT
A friend if my Mrs shows her Chihuahua dogs at Crufts and other big shows. Last year she came second in the breed for the first time ever and asked the judge why her pooch hadn't won. Too much facial hair said the judge, go get some Veet and apply it couple of days before you show it. So off she went to Boots and when buying it the chemist warned her that she should apply it under her arm pits with care following the instructions carefully. Oh it's not for my arm pits it's for my Chihuahua. In that case after you've applied it don't ride your bike for a few days said the chemist winking at her.
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Post by dan55 on May 22, 2015 22:14:51 GMT
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Post by mattsfinn on May 22, 2015 22:36:41 GMT
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Post by StokieBoy31 on May 22, 2015 22:40:07 GMT
 : Brilliant! |
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: Brilliant!
