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JoeinOz All Time Stoke City XI "Stoke have scored, oh, Stoke have scored" Posts: 87,111	Question about the rules of the game Apr 19, 2015 13:20:08 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JoeinOz on Apr 19, 2015 13:20:08 GMT If a player urinated in the centre circle during a game would it be yellow card, red card or no card at all?
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ukcstokie All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 8,007	Question about the rules of the game Apr 19, 2015 13:23:50 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ukcstokie on Apr 19, 2015 13:23:50 GMT Apr 19, 2015 13:20:08 GMT JoeinOz said: If a player urinated in the centre circle during a game would it be yellow card, red card or no card at all? Stop taking the piss Joe.
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Question about the rules of the game Apr 19, 2015 13:27:34 GMT

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Apr 19, 2015 13:23:50 GMT ukcstokie said:

Apr 19, 2015 13:20:08 GMT JoeinOz said:

If a player urinated in the centre circle during a game would it be yellow card, red card or no card at all?

Stop taking the piss Joe.

Eh? It must have happened. You get the stories of players being pissed on the pitch in the 50s so at some stage one must have done a wee!!

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Davef All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 22,492	Question about the rules of the game Apr 19, 2015 13:27:37 GMT via the ProBoards App JoeinOz, lordb, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Davef on Apr 19, 2015 13:27:37 GMT Yellow card. It's red for a dump.
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tuum All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 5,404	Question about the rules of the game Apr 19, 2015 16:39:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tuum on Apr 19, 2015 16:39:23 GMT What happened to Gary Lineker?
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Cast no shadow All Time Stoke City XI goooaarn slugs! Posts: 6,281	Question about the rules of the game Apr 19, 2015 16:53:38 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cast no shadow on Apr 19, 2015 16:53:38 GMT In a sunday leage game once, my team mate had a widdle before kick off, at the side of the pitch near some trees and the ref saw him and gave him a yellow,
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Staffsoatcake All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 26,029 Member is Online	Question about the rules of the game Apr 19, 2015 17:31:13 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 19, 2015 17:31:13 GMT Not a red card offence, urine is normally yellow.
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redandwhitetundra Reserve Player Posts: 513	Question about the rules of the game Apr 19, 2015 17:42:52 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by redandwhitetundra on Apr 19, 2015 17:42:52 GMT Probably a yellow for unsporting behaviour, unless it was directed towards a player or done in protest - then a definite red.
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Question about the rules of the game Apr 19, 2015 19:06:58 GMT via mobile

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I heard that the favourite trick of an ex pro in County football was to take a smear of excrement from his pre match poo in his hand and wipe it under the opposing strikers nose.

This would put most players off their game.

Pure filth and a season's ban if any ref spotted it.

Don't want to be sued for defamation but I believe it was someone sounding like Ron Jidley.

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Billybigbollox All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 6,938	Question about the rules of the game Apr 19, 2015 20:33:10 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 19, 2015 20:33:10 GMT Are you talking about a sly down leg slash or a 'balls n all ' piss in the sink type affair Joe ? Or a Frasier like slope off to the khazie 20 minutes into the game like trick?
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Roy Cropper All Time Stoke City XI Fancy a roll? Posts: 5,828	Question about the rules of the game Apr 19, 2015 20:41:50 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Roy Cropper on Apr 19, 2015 20:41:50 GMT Lehmann did it by the side of the pitch didn't he?
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Billybigbollox All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 6,938	Question about the rules of the game Apr 19, 2015 21:49:31 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 19, 2015 21:49:31 GMT Apr 19, 2015 13:27:37 GMT Davef said: Yellow card. It's red for a dump. Certainly can be when I've had a good turn out.
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