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Post by Davef on Jun 3, 2015 9:17:24 GMT
Too right. Hughsey shouldn't be expected to sit in those dug outs in an Armani suit.
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Post by Kjones9 on Jun 3, 2015 9:22:33 GMT
But we don't like change.
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Jun 3, 2015 9:24:07 GMT
I'm pretty ambivalent on the subject to be honest.
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Post by FakeStokeBloke on Jun 3, 2015 9:36:36 GMT
I'd sit on barbed wire if it meant I played for Stoke City!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2015 9:58:02 GMT
The seats in the away dugout should be turned so the players sit facing the home fans.....
It would nicely notch up the intimidation levels at the Brit...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2015 10:11:54 GMT
Did UKYesToney put you up to this? Sounds like his sort of thing...
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Post by nott1 on Jun 3, 2015 10:19:01 GMT
We need wooden planks with nails sticking out to make it as uncomfortable as possible. Get them off the bench and make it a place not to be! And sprinkle some itching powder on too.
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Post by philb on Jun 3, 2015 10:37:09 GMT
I'd rather they sort the shite tannoy system out first.
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Post by buddha on Jun 3, 2015 14:52:38 GMT
A mate of mine has done a lot of work at the brit . Mainly steel erecting etc . He told me a few weeks ago that were having new dugouts with recaro heated seats in both dugouts .
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Post by 99problems on Jun 3, 2015 17:26:44 GMT
Makes a massive difference. We still look league 2 standard Padded seats really would look next level. Gone would be the days where prospective signings would ask "yeah, but do you have padded seats" and we would solemnly reply "no" knowing full well that this would put the whole transfer in jeopardy. This would elevate us to the upper echelons of the division, even the sullen Arsenal centric media would have to say that we're now a contender. In short I don't think it's a priority.
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Post by march4 on Jun 3, 2015 17:30:47 GMT
Those padded seats really are tacky and classless.
Wooden benches would be so much better.
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Post by Pugsley on Jun 3, 2015 18:15:00 GMT
I'd rather they sort the shite tannoy system out first. I know we're shite off the pitch but surely they could do both? Stoke City FC - being dragged kicking and squealing into the 21st century.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2015 18:17:33 GMT
Those padded seats really are tacky and classless. Wooden benches would be so much better. Some classic dugouts would look top quality. I'd love that, Hughes might have to get a cushion mind
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jun 3, 2015 18:22:01 GMT
I'd have sheepskin Lamborghini seats in the home dugout and wooden school chairs with splinters in them in the away dugout.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jun 3, 2015 18:27:27 GMT
I'd have the home dugout adorned with page 3 girls, cushions and gallons of lube, and the away dugouts would be festooned with the aroma of slightly crusting smegma, seats that squeaked everytime a hair on your arse cheek grows a millionth of a micrometer, and a rather excessively obese woman rubbing her sweaty gunt into the faces of the substitutes.
Or failing that some Recaros would do.
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Post by scfcwebby on Jun 3, 2015 18:32:59 GMT
I'd have the home dugout adorned with page 3 girls, cushions and gallons of lube, and the away dugouts would be festooned with the aroma of slightly crusting smegma, seats that squeaked everytime a hair on your arse cheek grows a millionth of a micrometer, and a rather excessively obese woman rubbing her sweaty gunt into the faces of the substitutes. Or failing that some Recaros would do. "Sweaty gunt"
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Post by kbillyh on Jun 3, 2015 18:41:11 GMT
Provide the absolute basics........ beer crates and a plank. Then outsource the dug outs to a private company such as "Kbillyh Enterprises" whereby the players can opt for a more personalised solution such as allocated seating/cushions/heat pads etc for a premium price.
Give em a taste of modern day real life.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jun 3, 2015 18:42:19 GMT
I'd have the home dugout adorned with page 3 girls, cushions and gallons of lube, and the away dugouts would be festooned with the aroma of slightly crusting smegma, seats that squeaked everytime a hair on your arse cheek grows a millionth of a micrometer, and a rather excessively obese woman rubbing her sweaty gunt into the faces of the substitutes. Or failing that some Recaros would do. I'll ask my old lady if she's free on match days BM. Unfortunately she won't be in the home dug out.
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Post by surreystokie on Jun 3, 2015 18:55:41 GMT
At least we'll need only more seats, due to extra players being allowed in there but, unlike Man Utd, not a desk and a bookcase.
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Post by boskampsflaps on Jun 3, 2015 19:00:18 GMT
A mate of mine has done a lot of work at the brit . Mainly steel erecting etc . He told me a few weeks ago that were having new dugouts with recaro heated seats in both dugouts . Sent from my SM-G901F using proboards Chavtastic.
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Post by trigger on Jun 3, 2015 19:40:23 GMT
Recaro seats are just a part of the greed in football we despise Chavvy too So you're calling my car chavvy then as it has Recaro seats
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2015 19:44:36 GMT
Recaro seats are just a part of the greed in football we despise Chavvy too So you're calling my car chavvy then as it has Recaro seats SO does mine
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Post by dutchstokie on Jun 3, 2015 19:50:58 GMT
A mate of mine has done a lot of work at the brit . Mainly steel erecting etc . He told me a few weeks ago that were having new dugouts with recaro heated seats in both dugouts . Sent from my SM-G901F using proboards Heated fuckin seats............?????????? For the love of god......
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jun 3, 2015 19:52:20 GMT
A mate of mine has done a lot of work at the brit . Mainly steel erecting etc . He told me a few weeks ago that were having new dugouts with recaro heated seats in both dugouts . Sent from my SM-G901F using proboards Heated fuckin seats............?????????? For the love of god...... What's wrong with heated seats?
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Post by boskampsflaps on Jun 3, 2015 19:54:58 GMT
Recaro seats are just a part of the greed in football we despise Chavvy too Look utter shit too.
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Post by Vermelho20312505 on Jun 3, 2015 19:55:43 GMT
Was at the ground for City 7s training session last week and had pictures with the kids in the dugouts.
The staff in the stadium were saying that this summer they are replacing the dugouts with new ones when they also widen the pitch.
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Post by foster on Jun 3, 2015 19:56:29 GMT
At least it will help avoid anymore haemerrhoid injuries.
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Post by FullerMagic on Jun 3, 2015 19:58:36 GMT
Such is the way of modern football, I bet the new fancy dugouts will probably cost more than Vale will spend on players this summer.
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Post by MarkWolstanton on Jun 3, 2015 20:11:07 GMT
We need wooden planks with nails sticking out to make it as uncomfortable as possible. Get them off the bench and make it a place not to be! You are old Skool aren't you?
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Post by 2004 on Jun 3, 2015 20:12:04 GMT
Being ripped out today aren't they?
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