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Post by sheikhmomo on Aug 11, 2015 20:31:46 GMT
Explain. I'm genuinely interested in an audacious wank. Was it at the dinner table? That's more of a stealth wank though. Did you dress up for it? Audacious adjective 1. showing a willingness to take surprisingly bold risks. 2. showing an impudent lack of respect I'm guessing he either 1) did it standing atop a 1991 Vauxhall Nova Merit in the middle of Lime Kiln lights, or 2) Did it in the reception of Longton police station, before wiping his cock on the desk officers sleeve. Think 2) is probably an outrageous wank.
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Post by sportsman on Aug 11, 2015 20:33:44 GMT
Funny vid, but why did he "black up" to watch sky sports news? 'If we don't sign good players in the next 28 days, i'm taking everton shirts and burning them'. Pisser.
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Post by Pirate on Aug 11, 2015 20:33:55 GMT
I've just had the most audacious of wanks to celebrate. . Explain. I'm genuinely interested in an audacious wank. Was it at the dinner table? That's more of a stealth wank though. Did you dress up for it? momo, how is wanking at the dinner table in anyway stealthy????
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Aug 11, 2015 20:34:47 GMT
Explain. I'm genuinely interested in an audacious wank. Was it at the dinner table? That's more of a stealth wank though. Did you dress up for it? Audacious adjective 1. showing a willingness to take surprisingly bold risks. 2. showing an impudent lack of respect I'm guessing he either 1) did it standing atop a 1991 Vauxhall Nova Merit in the middle of Lime Kiln lights, or 2) Did it in the reception of Longton police station, before wiping his cock on the desk officers sleeve. I just think it's being caught having a Fancy Wank. As opposed to the fur based Posh Wank. Just saying like, not that I'm studied in it.
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Post by LDE76 on Aug 11, 2015 20:35:05 GMT
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Post by sheikhmomo on Aug 11, 2015 20:35:07 GMT
Explain. I'm genuinely interested in an audacious wank. Was it at the dinner table? That's more of a stealth wank though. Did you dress up for it? momo, how is wanking at the dinner table in anyway stealthy???? The aim is to get away with it. Easy with a bit of practice.
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Post by Rick Grimes on Aug 11, 2015 20:36:15 GMT
My favourite bit is when he looks at the person sitting next to him and says seriously "Do you understand what I'm going through" Fucking brilliant
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Post by scfcwebby on Aug 11, 2015 20:40:48 GMT
I think we all need to show Bojan a little bit of love so the little man doesn't feel like he is the step child being pushed out when the real child stays over for the weekend!
We still love you little man and you were the one to start the dream we now are just building around you!
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Post by Stoke711 on Aug 11, 2015 20:43:53 GMT
I think we all need to show Bojan a little bit of love so the little man doesn't feel like he is the step child being pushed out when the real child stays over for the weekend! We still love you little man and you were the one to start the dream we now are just building around you! Said that to the missus, we need to make sure Bojan still feels loved
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Post by slother on Aug 11, 2015 20:45:05 GMT
Explain. I'm genuinely interested in an audacious wank. Was it at the dinner table? That's more of a stealth wank though. Did you dress up for it? momo, how is wanking at the dinner table in anyway stealthy???? Wanking discreetly under the tablecloth hoping not to attract attention is a stealth wank. Wanking looking your mother in law dead in the eye and using the leftover chicken carcass lubricated in bread sauce for your jollies is an audacious wank.
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Post by slother on Aug 11, 2015 20:46:35 GMT
I think we all need to show Bojan a little bit of love so the little man doesn't feel like he is the step child being pushed out when the real child stays over for the weekend! We still love you little man and you were the one to start the dream we now are just building around you! Said that to the missus, we need to make sure Bojan still feels loved She said, "Dave, I married you 23 years ago today and today's the day I've had enough".
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Post by stokie25 on Aug 11, 2015 20:46:56 GMT
Shaqiri is an immense signing, no doubt about it! The enormity of what our collective squad is now simply blows me away..... I always wish the first 2 months of the season away hoping we can mould ourselves into a realistic premier league contender.....we've just fucking nailed it!!
Vis Unita Fortior
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Post by FullerMagic on Aug 11, 2015 20:49:17 GMT
Stefan Effenberg not a fan of the move, it seems! Effenberg: Stoke? "Shaqiri is so ill-advised" Has no understanding of Shaqiris move to Stoke City: Stefan Effenberg Shaqiris move to Stoke City, I do not understand. If you go there, you are so ill-advised. You have to as an athlete but ask: "Where can I reach my sporting goals? That's the challenge. Schalke 04 would have been as awesome for Shaqiri. Shit to one or two million. When I was there three deserve and Stoke six, I opt for Schalke. Then I play in the Bundesliga, in a hot stadium back in Germany, at a hot club, I can bring up again. But Stoke City? My God, as I understand the players do not, the advisor does not, the parents and brother. I find it unfortunate and sad. Just because the wag with the money? Since I have sometimes the players question: Is money because for you all?
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Post by pottersrule on Aug 11, 2015 20:51:43 GMT
Stefan Effenberg not a fan of the move, it seems! Effenberg: Stoke? "Shaqiri is so ill-advised" Has no understanding of Shaqiris move to Stoke City: Stefan Effenberg Shaqiris move to Stoke City, I do not understand. If you go there, you are so ill-advised. You have to as an athlete but ask: "Where can I reach my sporting goals? That's the challenge. Schalke 04 would have been as awesome for Shaqiri. Shit to one or two million. When I was there three deserve and Stoke six, I opt for Schalke. Then I play in the Bundesliga, in a hot stadium back in Germany, at a hot club, I can bring up again. But Stoke City? My God, as I understand the players do not, the advisor does not, the parents and brother. I find it unfortunate and sad. Just because the wag with the money? Since I have sometimes the players question: Is money because for you all?Who?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2015 20:51:45 GMT
Stefan Effenberg not a fan of the move, it seems! Effenberg: Stoke? "Shaqiri is so ill-advised" Has no understanding of Shaqiris move to Stoke City: Stefan Effenberg Shaqiris move to Stoke City, I do not understand. If you go there, you are so ill-advised. You have to as an athlete but ask: "Where can I reach my sporting goals? That's the challenge. Schalke 04 would have been as awesome for Shaqiri. Shit to one or two million. When I was there three deserve and Stoke six, I opt for Schalke. Then I play in the Bundesliga, in a hot stadium back in Germany, at a hot club, I can bring up again. But Stoke City? My God, as I understand the players do not, the advisor does not, the parents and brother. I find it unfortunate and sad. Just because the wag with the money? Since I have sometimes the players question: Is money because for you all?Daft c**t
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Post by GeneralFaye on Aug 11, 2015 20:53:31 GMT
He sounds awfully bitter.. and I love it
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Post by huuuuuth on Aug 11, 2015 20:54:24 GMT
Stefan Effenberg not a fan of the move, it seems! Effenberg: Stoke? "Shaqiri is so ill-advised" Has no understanding of Shaqiris move to Stoke City: Stefan Effenberg Shaqiris move to Stoke City, I do not understand. If you go there, you are so ill-advised. You have to as an athlete but ask: "Where can I reach my sporting goals? That's the challenge. Schalke 04 would have been as awesome for Shaqiri. Shit to one or two million. When I was there three deserve and Stoke six, I opt for Schalke. Then I play in the Bundesliga, in a hot stadium back in Germany, at a hot club, I can bring up again. But Stoke City? My God, as I understand the players do not, the advisor does not, the parents and brother. I find it unfortunate and sad. Just because the wag with the money? Since I have sometimes the players question: Is money because for you all?Could never stand that arrogant piece of pisswank
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Post by jameselfletcher on Aug 11, 2015 20:54:22 GMT
Effenberg is the same man that went to the Middle East for one more pay day before he retired and he is talking about money and greed!
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Post by Davef on Aug 11, 2015 20:55:04 GMT
Stefan Effenberg not a fan of the move, it seems! Effenberg: Stoke? "Shaqiri is so ill-advised" Has no understanding of Shaqiris move to Stoke City: Stefan Effenberg Shaqiris move to Stoke City, I do not understand. If you go there, you are so ill-advised. You have to as an athlete but ask: "Where can I reach my sporting goals? That's the challenge. Schalke 04 would have been as awesome for Shaqiri. Shit to one or two million. When I was there three deserve and Stoke six, I opt for Schalke. Then I play in the Bundesliga, in a hot stadium back in Germany, at a hot club, I can bring up again. But Stoke City? My God, as I understand the players do not, the advisor does not, the parents and brother. I find it unfortunate and sad. Just because the wag with the money? Since I have sometimes the players question: Is money because for you all?He can Eff off.
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Post by Stoke711 on Aug 11, 2015 20:56:16 GMT
Stefan Effenberg not a fan of the move, it seems! Effenberg: Stoke? "Shaqiri is so ill-advised" Has no understanding of Shaqiris move to Stoke City: Stefan Effenberg Shaqiris move to Stoke City, I do not understand. If you go there, you are so ill-advised. You have to as an athlete but ask: "Where can I reach my sporting goals? That's the challenge. Schalke 04 would have been as awesome for Shaqiri. Shit to one or two million. When I was there three deserve and Stoke six, I opt for Schalke. Then I play in the Bundesliga, in a hot stadium back in Germany, at a hot club, I can bring up again. But Stoke City? My God, as I understand the players do not, the advisor does not, the parents and brother. I find it unfortunate and sad. Just because the wag with the money? Since I have sometimes the players question: Is money because for you all?Prick!! Effenburg must still be in the dark ages
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Post by slother on Aug 11, 2015 21:02:24 GMT
Shitburg.
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Post by sportsman on Aug 11, 2015 21:02:39 GMT
Stefan Effenberg not a fan of the move, it seems! Effenberg: Stoke? "Shaqiri is so ill-advised" Has no understanding of Shaqiris move to Stoke City: Stefan Effenberg Shaqiris move to Stoke City, I do not understand. If you go there, you are so ill-advised. You have to as an athlete but ask: "Where can I reach my sporting goals? That's the challenge. Schalke 04 would have been as awesome for Shaqiri. Shit to one or two million. When I was there three deserve and Stoke six, I opt for Schalke. Then I play in the Bundesliga, in a hot stadium back in Germany, at a hot club, I can bring up again. But Stoke City? My God, as I understand the players do not, the advisor does not, the parents and brother. I find it unfortunate and sad. Just because the wag with the money? Since I have sometimes the players question: Is money because for you all?Prick!! Effenburg must still be in the dark ages Fuck, that's a fat head.
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Post by LDE76 on Aug 11, 2015 21:05:11 GMT
Stefan Effenberg not a fan of the move, it seems! Effenberg: Stoke? "Shaqiri is so ill-advised" Has no understanding of Shaqiris move to Stoke City: Stefan Effenberg Shaqiris move to Stoke City, I do not understand. If you go there, you are so ill-advised. You have to as an athlete but ask: "Where can I reach my sporting goals? That's the challenge. Schalke 04 would have been as awesome for Shaqiri. Shit to one or two million. When I was there three deserve and Stoke six, I opt for Schalke. Then I play in the Bundesliga, in a hot stadium back in Germany, at a hot club, I can bring up again. But Stoke City? My God, as I understand the players do not, the advisor does not, the parents and brother. I find it unfortunate and sad. Just because the wag with the money? Since I have sometimes the players question: Is money because for you all? Anyone would think he'd just been read the terms of the Treaty of Versailles. Go analise yourself with a size 8 pickelhaube, you indignant dickschnitzel.
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Post by liamo on Aug 11, 2015 21:05:46 GMT
I agree with him, why would Shaqiri want to play for a team on the up in the best league in the world? He must be in it for the money, like Bojan clearly is, nothing to do with trying to push forward with their careers in the most competitive league in the world
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Post by algor on Aug 11, 2015 21:06:27 GMT
The next few years are going to be difficult for the likes of Effenburg, once the new TV deal kicks in the best players from Germany, Italy, Spain etc will all come to middle or even lower table Prem teams, it isn't just the top 4 who can afford them anymore! Only a couple of hands full of top European clubs will be able to compete the Prem will be the only place to be!
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Post by mailman44 on Aug 11, 2015 21:06:40 GMT
I can finally start to live again. The ghosts of Brekken Shea and Tüncay Sanli have finally been exorcised.
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Post by slother on Aug 11, 2015 21:12:27 GMT
I can finally start to love again. The ghosts of Brekken Shea and Tüncay Sanli have finally been exorcised. Brek Shea! Brek Shea was once the future of our wings! Hahahahahahahaha! NURSE!!
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Post by dirtygary69 on Aug 11, 2015 21:15:43 GMT
I've just had the most audacious of wanks to celebrate. . Explain. I'm genuinely interested in an audacious wank. Was it at the dinner table? That's more of a stealth wank though. Did you dress up for it? Naked, I spread my legs as far apart as they'd go and leant forward with one hand on the floor forming a sort of trapeze. I got my nan to balance a boiling hot pint of bovril on my back before asking her to leave the room. From here, I grabbed a shrew that I had earlier obtained, clasped it in my palm and went to town. The shrew added a slight smoothness to the motion as well as faint whiff of beastiality. I called my nan back into the room to check my technique was on point. She confirmed it was, before inserting a fish finger (frozen) into my arse. As the fish finger began to melt and drip onto the floor, the legs began to twitch, the shrew was cruelly crushed and the bovril scalded my back and ruined my carpet. This could not dampen my climax though and as I came I yelped in ecstasy, "XHERDAN. I MADE A JIZZ UP YOU" Fucking maverick mate.
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Post by keasie1863 on Aug 11, 2015 21:16:30 GMT
Stefan Effenberg not a fan of the move, it seems! Effenberg: Stoke? "Shaqiri is so ill-advised" Has no understanding of Shaqiris move to Stoke City: Stefan Effenberg Shaqiris move to Stoke City, I do not understand. If you go there, you are so ill-advised. You have to as an athlete but ask: "Where can I reach my sporting goals? That's the challenge. Schalke 04 would have been as awesome for Shaqiri. Shit to one or two million. When I was there three deserve and Stoke six, I opt for Schalke. Then I play in the Bundesliga, in a hot stadium back in Germany, at a hot club, I can bring up again. But Stoke City? My God, as I understand the players do not, the advisor does not, the parents and brother. I find it unfortunate and sad. Just because the wag with the money? Since I have sometimes the players question: Is money because for you all?Who? Didn't that cunt used to play tennis!!
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Post by baystokie on Aug 11, 2015 21:27:01 GMT
Stefan Effenberg not a fan of the move, it seems! Effenberg: Stoke? "Shaqiri is so ill-advised" Has no understanding of Shaqiris move to Stoke City: Stefan Effenberg Shaqiris move to Stoke City, I do not understand. If you go there, you are so ill-advised. You have to as an athlete but ask: "Where can I reach my sporting goals? That's the challenge. Schalke 04 would have been as awesome for Shaqiri. Shit to one or two million. When I was there three deserve and Stoke six, I opt for Schalke. Then I play in the Bundesliga, in a hot stadium back in Germany, at a hot club, I can bring up again. But Stoke City? My God, as I understand the players do not, the advisor does not, the parents and brother. I find it unfortunate and sad. Just because the wag with the money? Since I have sometimes the players question: Is money because for you all?Who? Didn't that cunt used to play tennis!! Stefan EDBERG?
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