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Post by broadwayroundabout on Mar 4, 2015 22:49:43 GMT
Tripped over a cable running from the ground to the car park on the way into the match tonight, knocked me Sen out, when I'd come round the cable had gone, did anyone else see it or know who's it was and what the fcuk was it for???
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Post by Kjones9 on Mar 4, 2015 22:51:08 GMT
No running.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 22:52:13 GMT
Was it a kettle lead? Waggy!  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 22:52:28 GMT
That will be the extension lead to the kettles everyone took
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Post by ianstokie on Mar 4, 2015 22:53:31 GMT
Was it Peter Van Crouchie?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 22:53:31 GMT
Was it Vince Cable?
Apparently he was guest of honour tonight as he is a closet Everton fan.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 22:54:54 GMT
I know this may turn into a kettle debate, and i thoroughly encourage that but as we're on the subject of needing witnessessess, the dumb fuck who let off a fuckeyed smoke bomb needs a smoke bomb ramming up their dumb fuckin' arse.
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Post by withnall on Mar 4, 2015 23:02:20 GMT
I know this may turn into a kettle debate, and i thoroughly encourage that but as we're on the subject of needing witnessessess, the dumb fuck who let off a fuckeyed smoke bomb needs a smoke bomb ramming up their dumb fuckin' arse. Was it smoke or kettle steam? |
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Post by chigstoke on Mar 4, 2015 23:05:13 GMT
I know this may turn into a kettle debate, and i thoroughly encourage that but as we're on the subject of needing witnessessess, the dumb fuck who let off a fuckeyed smoke bomb needs a smoke bomb ramming up their dumb fuckin' arse. Was it smoke or kettle steam? It was neither. That was steam coming from the microwavable curry. |
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Post by swampySCFC on Mar 4, 2015 23:08:42 GMT
If you were on your way in to the match but running from the ground to the car park I think you were pissed
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Post by stokemark on Mar 4, 2015 23:09:17 GMT
Damn
I have a large number of stamps that need steaming off to add to my collection
If only I had known
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 23:10:14 GMT
Sorry lads, it was my George Foreman Grill. Smokes up all the time. It's a design flaw.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 0:19:54 GMT
It was not a smoke bomb, some idiot tripped over my cable which was high viz orange, so absolutely no excuse, and in doing so partially taking out some of the wires from one of my many ( 146) connectors, this caused my kettle to earth, and overheat and catch fire, I need witnesses as to who did this as I will be seeking a new kettle, but will settle for either a George Formby Grilling Machine, the one that says " Turned out nice again" when your steak is cooked, or a smoothie maker.
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Post by oatcakesteve on Mar 5, 2015 0:34:47 GMT
What swampy says  |
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 5, 2015 0:38:32 GMT
OMG
I saw this too and thought I wa streaming when I saw it and woke up this morning.
It wa thick and a yellow thread in it right?
It was a MASSIVE HAZRAD and I raised it with one of the security men. I didn't get his name but he had a name badge on his jacket
"Stanley"
But could be the brand nane, he wa smiling.
Anyway he told me it wa a teevee cable running direct linkup to SINGAPORE where the club have some scouts or senior people doing so w work out there
I told him cable very dangerous he took my mane and said he would get back to me it's-ages later
"NOTHING BACK FROM STANLEY OR THE CLUB YET".
If anyone saw this smiling stanley let me know, post on ere or new thread
"smiling stanley and cable that looked like SNAKE" - it could be called
Ta everyone
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Post by oatcakesteve on Mar 5, 2015 0:40:56 GMT
Tripped over a cable running from the ground to the car park on the way into the match tonight, knocked me Sen out, when I'd come round the cable had gone, did anyone else see it or know who's it was and what the fcuk was it for??? I think I know what you mean now. You should have worded it better. The cable was coming from the ground, to the car park? not, you were running? Am I right? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 0:49:27 GMT
Plenty of CCTV around the ground easy to check, ask the club to take a look for you.
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Post by craig67 on Mar 5, 2015 0:55:22 GMT
Just go to Wilko's and get a 3 pin adaptor that plugs into your cars cigarette lighter-hey presto plug your kettle in,in your car!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 0:59:05 GMT
I'm glad people saw the opportunity to bring their grills, kettles etc
Although I was told no by a steward as I was plugging my kettle in, somebody must have had joy with all smoke and steam after the 2nd goal.
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Post by harryburrows on Mar 5, 2015 1:00:59 GMT
Arne plugged in his Nissan leaf
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 1:09:20 GMT
OMG I saw this too and thought I wa streaming when I saw it and woke up this morning. It wa thick and a yellow thread in it right? It was a MASSIVE HAZRAD and I raised it with one of the security men. I didn't get his name but he had a name badge on his jacket "Stanley" But could be the brand nane, he wa smiling. Anyway he told me it wa a teevee cable running direct linkup to SINGAPORE where the club have some scouts or senior people doing so w work out there I told him cable very dangerous he took my mane and said he would get back to me it's-ages later "NOTHING BACK FROM STANLEY OR THE CLUB YET". If anyone saw this smiling stanley let me know, post on ere or new thread "smiling stanley and cable that looked like SNAKE" - it could be called Ta everyone When smiling Stanley took your Mane did he have a handful of mints in his pocket to feed you with. Did he ask you what was with the long face. After we scored did you sing Delilah very loudly, and if so, were you a little horse. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 1:13:22 GMT
And the cable direct to Singapore excuse does hold some water, bit like a kettle, I live in Thailand and I saw the cable here, and my friend in KL reported a similar sighting, they must have sent it through Myanmar, Thailand, Malaysia and straight down to Singapore.
Did anyone in Europe, Middle east, India or the sub continent see it, and if you see them winding it back in say hello to the guys from everyone on the oatcake.
I know Smiling Stanley by the way. His wife is Elizabeth, she is an incredible 365 years old, she wears it on her shirt Bet 365...Great girl..
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 5, 2015 1:21:08 GMT
OMG I saw this too and thought I wa streaming when I saw it and woke up this morning. It wa thick and a yellow thread in it right? It was a MASSIVE HAZRAD and I raised it with one of the security men. I didn't get his name but he had a name badge on his jacket "Stanley" But could be the brand nane, he wa smiling. Anyway he told me it wa a teevee cable running direct linkup to SINGAPORE where the club have some scouts or senior people doing so w work out there I told him cable very dangerous he took my mane and said he would get back to me it's-ages later "NOTHING BACK FROM STANLEY OR THE CLUB YET". If anyone saw this smiling stanley let me know, post on ere or new thread "smiling stanley and cable that looked like SNAKE" - it could be called Ta everyone When smiling Stanley took your Mane did he have a handful of mints in his pocket to feed you with. Did he ask you what was with the long face. After we scored did you sing Delilah very loudly, and if so, were you a little horse. I see wha you have done. The horse mane. sometimes my spelling isn't too got. Actually predicted text makes it worse. it is new to me this caper. I get some stick for spelling sometimes. at moment I understand sense of humour "OATCAKE" after a while it takes some getting used to i post smileys on smiley board below but no,one joins in, they seem to think private party between 3 or 4 people mainly saying Goodnite to one another. I only do it cos smileys remind me of MSN when I was young I had good times on there sometimes i type "too fast" for my head, after critic on here I can go back in and "edit" but sometimes the engine thinks MY MISTAKES ARE THERE FIR ALL TOO SEE IM NOt afraid" |
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Post by yeswilko on Mar 5, 2015 1:23:52 GMT
Tripped over a cable running from the ground to the car park on the way into the match tonight, knocked me Sen out, when I'd come round the cable had gone, did anyone else see it or know who's it was and what the fcuk was it for??? I helped someone up who fell over the curb outside the club shop at about 7 o'clock?!.. |
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 5, 2015 1:35:07 GMT
And the cable direct to Singapore excuse does hold some water, bit like a kettle, I live in Thailand and I saw the cable here, and my friend in KL reported a similar sighting, they must have sent it through Myanmar, Thailand, Malaysia and straight down to Singapore. Did anyone in Europe, Middle east, India or the sub continent see it, and if you see them winding it back in say hello to the guys from everyone on the oatcake. I know Smiling Stanley by the way. His wife is Elizabeth, she is an incredible 365 years old, she wears it on her shirt Bet 365...Great girl.. Smiling stanley I like it, a good name foe him. it is many hours later and to this day I don't know if stanley was name of boy or company logo as in "stanley knife" i used to do contract work for "British cola" and get all of their gear from stores when doing noise monitoring up burton. donkey jackets, boots etc. it all had "British coal" on it but that didn't mater. IT WAS small an you couldn't always see it. at the time donkey jackets were all the go, they were on top of the pops all the time. people used think we were the latest trend. There were bad manners and dexys midnight runners wearing them to name but 2. Good times. although saw a pic of dexy out of the runners in the paper couple years back and he wa CROSS DRESSED in suspenders and bra and all sorts. Not summat we will be copying any time soon sharpish! |
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Post by craig67 on Mar 5, 2015 2:08:21 GMT
When smiling Stanley took your Mane did he have a handful of mints in his pocket to feed you with. Did he ask you what was with the long face. After we scored did you sing Delilah very loudly, and if so, were you a little horse. I see wha you have done. The horse mane. sometimes my spelling isn't too got. Actually predicted text makes it worse. it is new to me this caper. I get some stick for spelling sometimes. at moment I understand sense of humour "OATCAKE" after a while it takes some getting used to i post smileys on smiley board below but no,one joins in, they seem to think private party between 3 or 4 people mainly saying Goodnite to one another. I only do it cos smileys remind me of MSN when I was young I had good times on there sometimes i type "too fast" for my head, after critic on here I can go back in and "edit" but sometimes the engine thinks MY MISTAKES ARE THERE FIR ALL TOO SEE IM NOt afraid" Are you Polish?? |
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 5, 2015 3:53:14 GMT
I see wha you have done. The horse mane. sometimes my spelling isn't too got. Actually predicted text makes it worse. it is new to me this caper. I get some stick for spelling sometimes. at moment I understand sense of humour "OATCAKE" after a while it takes some getting used to i post smileys on smiley board below but no,one joins in, they seem to think private party between 3 or 4 people mainly saying Goodnite to one another. I only do it cos smileys remind me of MSN when I was young I had good times on there sometimes i type "too fast" for my head, after critic on here I can go back in and "edit" but sometimes the engine thinks MY MISTAKES ARE THERE FIR ALL TOO SEE IM NOt afraid" Are you Polish?? No, Smallthorne |
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Post by NassauDave on Mar 5, 2015 4:18:10 GMT
I see wha you have done. The horse mane. sometimes my spelling isn't too got. Actually predicted text makes it worse. it is new to me this caper. I get some stick for spelling sometimes. at moment I understand sense of humour "OATCAKE" after a while it takes some getting used to i post smileys on smiley board below but no,one joins in, they seem to think private party between 3 or 4 people mainly saying Goodnite to one another. I only do it cos smileys remind me of MSN when I was young I had good times on there sometimes i type "too fast" for my head, after critic on here I can go back in and "edit" but sometimes the engine thinks MY MISTAKES ARE THERE FIR ALL TOO SEE IM NOt afraid" Are you Polish?? Yes, my name is Mr. Sheen |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 4:22:55 GMT
And the cable direct to Singapore excuse does hold some water, bit like a kettle, I live in Thailand and I saw the cable here, and my friend in KL reported a similar sighting, they must have sent it through Myanmar, Thailand, Malaysia and straight down to Singapore. Did anyone in Europe, Middle east, India or the sub continent see it, and if you see them winding it back in say hello to the guys from everyone on the oatcake. I know Smiling Stanley by the way. His wife is Elizabeth, she is an incredible 365 years old, she wears it on her shirt Bet 365...Great girl.. Smiling stanley I like it, a good name foe him. it is many hours later and to this day I don't know if stanley was name of boy or company logo as in "stanley knife" i used to do contract work for "British cola" and get all of their gear from stores when doing noise monitoring up burton. donkey jackets, boots etc. it all had "British coal" on it but that didn't mater. IT WAS small an you couldn't always see it. at the time donkey jackets were all the go, they were on top of the pops all the time. people used think we were the latest trend. There were bad manners and dexys midnight runners wearing them to name but 2. Good times. although saw a pic of dexy out of the runners in the paper couple years back and he wa CROSS DRESSED in suspenders and bra and all sorts. Not summat we will be copying any time soon sharpish! And not before time. For far too long the yanks have had it their way with Coca Cola, and pepsi, British Cola is a brand to be proud of and for anyone patriotic to enjoy. |
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Post by Waggy on Mar 5, 2015 4:50:56 GMT
Was it smoke or kettle steam?  Steam! WAGGY! Threat to health and safety that fella is! Not guilty. Kettle did needs PAT testing. I took 2 flasks last night. |
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