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Dilemma
Mar 3, 2015 20:22:45 GMT
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Post by Waggy on Mar 3, 2015 20:22:45 GMT
I have a dilemma im in a pickle. I have started to go my first away games recently and unable to attend my rambling club with the home games as well. I sit for hours mapping out new routes but get this Roger Podmore as phoned me raising concerns of my commitment. The blighter. i really enjoy away matches i feel like a new man. But i feel guilty as Roger says the walking club needs Trevor and i. The Right Royal Ramblers may never exist without us - the 3 r's. Anyone got any advice
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 3, 2015 20:27:27 GMT
Maybe Roger's feeling left out Waggy. Invite the old cunt along to a home game with you and Trevor, surely there's room under your blanket for three?
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Post by mrpickles on Mar 3, 2015 20:30:13 GMT
I have a dilemma im in a pickle. I have started to go my first away games recently and unable to attend my rambling club with the home games as well. I sit for hours mapping out new routes but get this Roger Podmore as phoned me raising concerns of my commitment. The blighter. i really enjoy away matches i feel like a new man. But i feel guilty as Roger says the walking club needs Trevor and i. The Right Royal Ramblers may never exist without us - the 3 r's. Anyone got any advice It's a tough one Col. Any way of persuading Roger to go to an away game with you and Trevor? You never know, he might just get into it, and then there's no need to feel guilty. Other than that, just tell him to get fucked.
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Dilemma
Mar 3, 2015 20:31:05 GMT
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Post by Waggy on Mar 3, 2015 20:31:05 GMT
Maybe Roger's feeling left out Waggy. Invite the old cunt along to a home game with you and Trevor, surely there's room under your blanket for three? Great idea i know he has never been a match before but i could invite him along. Although he will have to bring his own flask
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Post by penkvillepotter on Mar 3, 2015 20:31:29 GMT
You could of course kill two birds and organise a ramble to West Brom but in order to take in some of the Hostelries en route, as all good walks are legally bound to, you may have to set out on the Thursday allowing 48 hours to complete. Suggest your Rambling group puts a few holidays in pronto.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 3, 2015 20:33:08 GMT
Maybe Roger's feeling left out Waggy. Invite the old cunt along to a home game with you and Trevor, surely there's room under your blanket for three? Great idea i know he has never been a match before but i could invite him along. Although he will have to bring his own flask Too right! You can't have his beardy old lips dribbling around your rim mate.
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Post by lordb on Mar 3, 2015 20:34:04 GMT
Dai lemma. Isn't that the Welsh spiritual leader?
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Dilemma
Mar 3, 2015 20:38:57 GMT
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Post by Waggy on Mar 3, 2015 20:38:57 GMT
Just phoned him to invite him to the match tomorrow if i can get him a ticket and he said " colin , thanks. But im not watching 22 men kicking a bag of wind around a pitch. Sitting with a rowdy louts, its the walking club on the 14th or we elect a new leader" Well i say, how rude. I have a ticket for the west brom match. Trevor says " we are going the match". Mother says " go on the ramblle" and father says " tell him sod off". My god decisions
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Post by elystokie on Mar 3, 2015 20:40:53 GMT
Just phoned him to invite him to the match tomorrow if i can get him a ticket and he said " colin , thanks. But im not watching 22 men kicking a bag of wind around a pitch. Sitting with a rowdy louts, its the walking club on the 14th or we elect a new leader" Well i say, how rude. I have a ticket for the west brom match. Trevor says " we are going the match". Mother says " go on the ramblle" and father says " tell him sod off". My god decisions Only one man can solve this waggy (aside from Jeremy Kyle) and that's your mate at Greenwoods.
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Mar 3, 2015 20:43:48 GMT
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Post by Waggy on Mar 3, 2015 20:43:48 GMT
Just phoned him to invite him to the match tomorrow if i can get him a ticket and he said " colin , thanks. But im not watching 22 men kicking a bag of wind around a pitch. Sitting with a rowdy louts, its the walking club on the 14th or we elect a new leader" Well i say, how rude. I have a ticket for the west brom match. Trevor says " we are going the match". Mother says " go on the ramblle" and father says " tell him sod off". My god decisions Only one man can solve this waggy (aside from Jeremy Kyle) and that's your mate at Greenwoods. Bravo you are quite right. I will contact keith he is great at giving advice, he recommended a lovely pullover to me recently anyway i will speak to him
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 3, 2015 20:47:53 GMT
Just phoned him to invite him to the match tomorrow if i can get him a ticket and he said " colin , thanks. But im not watching 22 men kicking a bag of wind around a pitch. Sitting with a rowdy louts, its the walking club on the 14th or we elect a new leader" Well i say, how rude. I have a ticket for the west brom match. Trevor says " we are going the match". Mother says " go on the ramblle" and father says " tell him sod off". My god decisions Roger sounds like a bit of a mother's cunt to me Colin. I'd try to be diplomatic and suggest a brisk stroll on a different day. If that doesn't work then I'd kick the twat in the nads and expel him from the three R's. There's no one bigger than the club Waggy.
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Post by mrpickles on Mar 3, 2015 20:48:04 GMT
Just phoned him to invite him to the match tomorrow if i can get him a ticket and he said " colin , thanks. But im not watching 22 men kicking a bag of wind around a pitch. Sitting with a rowdy louts, its the walking club on the 14th or we elect a new leader" Well i say, how rude. I have a ticket for the west brom match. Trevor says " we are going the match". Mother says " go on the ramblle" and father says " tell him sod off". My god decisions Roger sounds like a cunt. Listen to father and Trevor and go to the match Colin. Also, I've got a sneaky feeling that Roger could be a homosexual. Way too clingy by the sounds of it.
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Dilemma
Mar 3, 2015 20:54:07 GMT
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Post by Waggy on Mar 3, 2015 20:54:07 GMT
Just phoned him to invite him to the match tomorrow if i can get him a ticket and he said " colin , thanks. But im not watching 22 men kicking a bag of wind around a pitch. Sitting with a rowdy louts, its the walking club on the 14th or we elect a new leader" Well i say, how rude. I have a ticket for the west brom match. Trevor says " we are going the match". Mother says " go on the ramblle" and father says " tell him sod off". My god decisions Roger sounds like a cunt. Listen to father and Trevor and go to the match Colin. Also, I've got a sneaky feeling that Roger could be a homosexual. Way too clingy by the sounds of it. Father says roger is trying to become chairman and wants me out through jealousy of being the 3 r's leader. He says get yourself to the match colin. Thats it im going to the hawthorns. Not sure Roger is homosexual. He has been married before
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 3, 2015 20:56:49 GMT
Roger sounds like a cunt. Listen to father and Trevor and go to the match Colin. Also, I've got a sneaky feeling that Roger could be a homosexual. Way too clingy by the sounds of it. Father says roger is trying to become chairman and wants me out through jealousy of being the 3 r's leader. He says get yourself to the match colin. Thats it im going to the hawthorns. Not sure Roger is homosexual. He has been married before Definitely a lavender bride that Waggy. Sounds like a wrong 'un to me too.
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Post by mrpickles on Mar 3, 2015 20:57:46 GMT
Roger sounds like a cunt. Listen to father and Trevor and go to the match Colin. Also, I've got a sneaky feeling that Roger could be a homosexual. Way too clingy by the sounds of it. Father says roger is trying to become chairman and wants me out through jealousy of being the 3 r's leader. He says get yourself to the match colin. Thats it im going to the hawthorns. Not sure Roger is homosexual. He has been married before I just don't trust Roger. When he's not looking, check his backpack for butt plugs. Stay safe Waggy.
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Post by viewfrominside on Mar 3, 2015 21:02:14 GMT
tell roger to ramble jog on waggy
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Mar 3, 2015 21:30:28 GMT
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Post by Waggy on Mar 3, 2015 21:30:28 GMT
The three r's is no longer and Roger has put the phone down on me his lasts words were " go to the football see if i care" . The guilt
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 3, 2015 21:32:38 GMT
The three r's is no longer and Roger has put the phone down on me his lasts words were " go to the football see if i care" . The guilt Roger's Ramblers popular front? Fucking splitters!
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Post by mrpickles on Mar 3, 2015 21:39:01 GMT
The three r's is no longer and Roger has put the phone down on me his lasts words were " go to the football see if i care" . The guilt Get a stout down your neck and forget about him Col. Maybe you and Trevor can set up your own group around your football commitments? The Bovril boys?
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Post by capto on Mar 3, 2015 22:17:41 GMT
Can you not suggest to the rest of the group changing the rambling day to a Sunday? Or, next ramble, up the roaches and poor old roger has a fall, ahem, from the top and no more roger problems . . .
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Post by elystokie on Mar 3, 2015 22:19:04 GMT
The three r's is no longer and Roger has put the phone down on me his lasts words were " go to the football see if i care" . The guilt Get a stout down your neck and forget about him Col. Maybe you and Trevor can set up your own group around your football commitments? The Bovril boys? Could get them into trouble, bit too close to Bovver Boys for me. Beefy Drink Boys?
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Dilemma
Mar 3, 2015 22:30:22 GMT
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Post by Waggy on Mar 3, 2015 22:30:22 GMT
Can you not suggest to the rest of the group changing the rambling day to a Sunday? Or, next ramble, up the roaches and poor old roger has a fall, ahem, from the top and no more roger problems . . . We cant do sundays as Roger goes to church. Maybe a trip to the roaches fa cup weekend
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 3, 2015 22:42:56 GMT
Can you not suggest to the rest of the group changing the rambling day to a Sunday? Or, next ramble, up the roaches and poor old roger has a fall, ahem, from the top and no more roger problems . . . We cant do sundays as Roger goes to church. Maybe a trip to the roaches fa cup weekend Take him for a ramble and lace the fucker's cucumber sarnies with ex lax. The bastard won't know if he's drilled, bored or countersunk after that. A feeling I suspect Trevor is very familiar with.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 0:22:52 GMT
Great idea i know he has never been a match before but i could invite him along. Although he will have to bring his own flask Too right! You can't have his beardy old lips dribbling around your rim mate. Certainly not !
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 0:24:57 GMT
We cant do sundays as Roger goes to church. Maybe a trip to the roaches fa cup weekend Take him for a ramble and lace the fucker's cucumber sarnies with ex lax. The bastard won't know if he's drilled, bored or countersunk after that. A feeling I suspect Trevor is very familiar with. Well if he laces those sarnies with ex lax.....being countersunk won't be a problem will it ?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 0:26:35 GMT
Sometimes I even surprise myself .....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 0:30:39 GMT
Can you not suggest to the rest of the group changing the rambling day to a Sunday? Or, next ramble, up the roaches and poor old roger has a fall, ahem, from the top and no more roger problems . . . We cant do sundays as Roger goes to church. Maybe a trip to the roaches fa cup weekend You are such a wag , waggy ....
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 4, 2015 13:22:37 GMT
We cant do sundays as Roger goes to church. Maybe a trip to the roaches fa cup weekend You are such a wag , waggy .... Don't you ever go to bed Bish?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 14:22:23 GMT
You are such a wag , waggy .... Don't you ever go to bed Bish? No much mate these days .....I'm a bit of an insomniac I'm afraid , it comes in handy when cricket is on in the early hours .
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 7, 2015 10:56:27 GMT
Don't you ever go to bed Bish? No much mate these days .....I'm a bit of an insomniac I'm afraid , it comes in handy when cricket is on in the early hours . A friend of mine genuinely is an insomniac. He only sleeps 2 hours a night the poor bastard. He's been like it for years.
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