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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 10:38:30 GMT
They haven't broke , but everything is slightly out of focus and pictures of the naked female form appear blurred.
Anyway....I digress . The point I was attempting to make is that as a result of these shit glasses I hit the wrong button on my laptop and came across Mercedes new car prices.....Jesus fucking Wept. I couldn't believe how much they were and how much people pay for transport and vanity.
I wouldn't pay more than £5000 to get me to the Aldi .....some of these clever rich fuckers are lashing out £500 a month to sit their idle arses on...
I wouldn't pay that for a two up - two down....
Insanity.....and I am unanimous.
I saw a BMW parked at LIdle the other day...£ 30,000 and the daft bastuurd was having an argument with his Mrs as to what was the cheapest beans.....?????
Give me piggin strength.
Mumf
Cultural ambassador for Fegg Hayes & Brindley Ford .
Founder of The Fegg Hayes Freedom Fighters....
(A non racist , non Xenophobic ' non Homophobic type thread ....no queers were damaged or offended as a result type thread )
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 10:52:52 GMT
They haven't broke , but everything is slightly out of focus and pictures of the naked female form appear blurred. Anyway....I digress . The point I was attempting to make is that as a result of these shit glasses I hit the wrong button on my laptop and came across Mercedes new car prices.....Jesus fucking Wept. I couldn't believe how much they were and how much people pay for transport and vanity. I wouldn't pay more than £5000 to get me to the Aldi .....some of these clever rich fuckers are lashing out £500 a month to sit their idle arses on... I wouldn't pay that for a two up - two down.... Insanity.....and I am unanimous. I saw a BMW parked at LIdle the other day...£ 30,000 and the daft bastuurd was having an argument with his Mrs as to what was the cheapest beans.....????? Give me piggin strength. Mumf Cultural ambassador for Fegg Hayes & Brindley Ford . Founder of The Fegg Hayes Freedom Fighters.... (A non racist , non Xenophobic ' non Homophobic type thread ....no queers were damaged or offended as a result type thread ) As the saying goes ....." You should have gone to Spec savers "  |
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Post by redstriper on Mar 1, 2015 11:15:51 GMT
It's each to their own.
I've got a nice car and it makes me feel good. It's costs far less than the wife - who doesn't. The car can easily be changed when I get bored of it too, if only autotrader did wives...
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Post by kinetic on Mar 1, 2015 11:19:56 GMT
With ya when it was the Fegg Hayes Liberation Alliance. Fuck off know though. heinz
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 11:24:32 GMT
Branston Beans  |
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Post by crapslinger on Mar 1, 2015 11:25:12 GMT
It's each to their own. I've got a nice car and it makes me feel good. It's costs far less than the wife - who doesn't. The car can easily be changed when I get bored of it too, if only autotrader did wives... Maybe you should consider the move to Thailand, it appears wives are a lot cheaper there not sure about car prices though. |
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Post by crapslinger on Mar 1, 2015 11:26:28 GMT
Branston Beans Yum B&M £1.29 for four  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 12:07:02 GMT
It's each to their own. I've got a nice car and it makes me feel good. It's costs far less than the wife - who doesn't. The car can easily be changed when I get bored of it too, if only autotrader did wives... Yes....But if I fucking blind folded yer , confiscated the £90000 a year and stuck you in the back of the Lada you wouldn't know the difference....apart from the smell of course. Transport Eh....""it makes me feel good" I get the same relief when me piles shrink back up . Fuck me .! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 12:09:00 GMT
It's each to their own. I've got a nice car and it makes me feel good. It's costs far less than the wife - who doesn't. The car can easily be changed when I get bored of it too, if only autotrader did wives... Maybe you should consider the move to Thailand, it appears wives are a lot cheaper there not sure about car prices though. Many are disguised as women. This is why ************** has tried so hard for a family and failed......  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 12:30:01 GMT
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Post by ************** on Mar 1, 2015 14:10:11 GMT
How many shants did you smash down your gulliver last night?  jfc... |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Mar 1, 2015 14:32:59 GMT
The glasses I got from Poundland are great, they don't leak and if you break one they are cheap enough to replace. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 23:43:45 GMT
If ya stopped digressing maybe you wouldn't need the glasses=) however the moral here is clear Buy an Audi and you can afford more beans and still have the class to make her think she's wet her knickers with the heated seats.
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Post by crapslinger on Mar 1, 2015 23:57:36 GMT
If ya stopped digressing maybe you wouldn't need the glasses=) however the moral here is clear Buy an Audi and you can afford more beans and still have the class to make her think she's wet her knickers with the heated seats. What a car A3 Quattro beautiful German engineering at it's best, as you say with beans to spare  |
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Post by Northy on Mar 2, 2015 7:10:41 GMT
If it was Runcorn Lidl then maybe it was a nicked BMW  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2015 7:51:33 GMT
If ya stopped digressing maybe you wouldn't need the glasses=) however the moral here is clear Buy an Audi and you can afford more beans and still have the class to make her think she's wet her knickers with the heated seats. What a car A3 Quattro beautiful German engineering at it's best, as you say with beans to spare Cobridge fucking traffic lights looks just as aesthetically beautiful in pissing down Fwbruary whether you are behind the wheel of an audi or a 22 yearold Lada Riva Esate covered in dog slobber..... And I am unanimous. |
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Post by crapslinger on Mar 2, 2015 8:07:02 GMT
What a car A3 Quattro beautiful German engineering at it's best, as you say with beans to spare Cobridge fucking traffic lights looks just as aesthetically beautiful in pissing down Fwbruary whether you are behind the wheel of an audi or a 22 yearold Lada Riva Esate covered in dog slobber..... And I am unanimous. Are you sure that is dog slobber  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2015 8:29:54 GMT
Ooooooooooeeeerrrrrr......
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Post by redstriper on Mar 2, 2015 11:09:09 GMT
The money you save on cars you spend on dogs. I've nowt against our furry friends, but a decent V8 is higher up my priority list, and isn't yelping for a walk when there is a blizzard outside. We live in the last days of the golden age of the car, with the driving fun, and the freedom it has brought. Embrace it mumf...you know you want to... |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2015 12:29:33 GMT
No ....both are paid for by Inland Revenue,....   |
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