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Post by turtlefox on Mar 1, 2015 7:28:54 GMT
4 out of 12 and 5 out of 12 when I did it again. Shit questions though. I was waiting for question 13 : If a team plays in red and white and you can hear a crowd calling each other duck do you a)Think the team is a bunch of thugish cunts b)Remember them as an anti footballing side and not good for the game c) Hate coming here because they always give me abuse or d) I'm the bald headed ref who always cuts them a break.
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Post by thestokielad on Mar 1, 2015 10:28:28 GMT
4/12
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 1, 2015 10:41:24 GMT
12out of 12 ! But I'm Shite like all the rest. No way! I got 12 as well I'm a lying cunt. But the refs who take charge of the premiership games are doing it for a living and they still fuck it up week in and week out. To quote a wise man "They're all Shite 2004"
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Post by Gaz on Mar 1, 2015 10:45:17 GMT
Blimey, I managed 6 so I guess I should keep me gob shut regarding refs, but the dog barked out 2/12 and is apparently fit enough to referee in the "second division" Explains a lot.
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Post by spongebobflathead on Mar 1, 2015 11:37:30 GMT
Hardly objective though is it , Twelve of the most obscure questions you could find ,
In practice the likes of Atkinson , Foy , dean , swarbrick might score highly in such "theoretical" tests but put into practice the daft cunts completely and consistently fuck it up as experience shows ,
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 11:55:25 GMT
10/12 Bit of a joke test because some of the scenarios were complete bollocks that would never happen in a Sunday league game never mind in the top leagues. "During the second half of a match currently at 0-0, a dragon lands in the away team's penalty area and eats their goalkeeper. Do you?" A) Send the dragon for an early bath and award a free kick to the away team? B) Wave play on and force the away team to play rush goalie? C) Allow the away team to use their substitute 'keeper to bring their numbers back up to 11 men? D) Run like fuck? That actually happened in 3million BC in a local derby between Cave Athletic and Cave Dynamo. The ref waved play on but was actually required to run like fuck. Having played on, Dynamo scored, resulting in the Athletic fans going absolutely mental and chased after the dragon to beat it to death. However,as the dragon was hard as fucking nails,hungry, and a miserable bastard to boot,he just ate all the Athletic fans. Following the incident,as a mark of respect to the eaten,the club decided that it will never let home fans in the ground again and will play in an empty stadium, a tradition that carried on through the times and is still honoured in the modern era by a certain Port Vale FC.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 12:03:59 GMT
5/12 a right fucking Atkinson perfomance I got 5/12 too and I'm insulted by your post.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Mar 1, 2015 12:06:46 GMT
I got 8.
But what are the answers? I want to know what I got wrong.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 12:13:50 GMT
5/12 but hey ho Stoke won every match
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Post by Gaz on Mar 1, 2015 12:15:37 GMT
I got 8. But what are the answers? I want to know what I got wrong. But that's the point Bayern - as a ref you're not going to ask what you got wrong. That's a bonus point you just lost
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Post by adamsson on Mar 1, 2015 12:30:19 GMT
I got 8. But what are the answers? I want to know what I got wrong. But that's the point Bayern - as a ref you're not going to ask what you got wrong. That's a bonus point you just lost As a Referee you are incapable of getting anything wrong All Referees know this
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 12:32:21 GMT
It just goes to show how many dullards there are on here :-)
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