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Post by lancer on Feb 27, 2015 19:32:10 GMT
Stokie on P+G mentioned letters of encouragement and support to Bojan, and the address was read out. Anybody take it down? Good idea to write to the lad, gee him up a bit.
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Post by upthefud on Feb 27, 2015 19:34:12 GMT
This could get weird and creepy.
If I was a Vale fan I'd deffo write something about making his face pregnant to scare him off
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Post by hartzchoco on Feb 27, 2015 19:35:03 GMT
He should just check out this board. That should gee him up a shit ton.
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Post by Waggy on Feb 27, 2015 19:35:44 GMT
My friend Trevor would like his address to write a letter of encouragement, if anybody knows it.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Feb 27, 2015 19:41:31 GMT
My friend Trevor would like his address to write a letter of encouragement, if anybody knows it. You need to ask one of the Slp lot Waggy, they hang around in the bushes outside his house. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 27, 2015 19:52:32 GMT
I long to kiss your flesh,
Licking, biting
My teeth to enter your body
Like my love into your soul
I draw
Hard,
Your blood is my drug
You quiver
I quake
We fall headlong into each other
And as my mouth becomes stained as a clown's
I drink yet more
Together
We die
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 19:55:26 GMT
I long to kiss your flesh, Licking, biting My teeth to enter your body Like my love into your soul I draw Hard, Your blood is my drug You quiver I quake We fall headlong into each other And as my mouth becomes stained as a clown's I drink yet more Together We die Kind regards, Boother |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 27, 2015 19:57:01 GMT
I long to kiss your flesh, Licking, biting My teeth to enter your body Like my love into your soul I draw Hard, Your blood is my drug You quiver I quake We fall headlong into each other And as my mouth becomes stained as a clown's I drink yet more Together We die Kind regards, Boother Aged 26 & 1/2 |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 19:58:40 GMT
you know we belong together,
you and I forever and ever.
No matter where you are,
you're my guiding star.
And from the very first moment I saw you
there was such emotion
I'm walking on air,
just to know (Just to know)
You are there (You are there)
Hold me in your arms
Don't let me go
I want to stay forever
Just for one day
Wish Bojan was gay
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Post by sage on Feb 27, 2015 20:07:09 GMT
I think we should get these verses printed and bound with some fan art, and present it to Bojan on the pitch at half-time in the next home game. He'd be so moved, he wouldn't even know what to say.
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Post by dexta on Feb 27, 2015 20:13:55 GMT
Some strange folk on here
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 27, 2015 20:21:30 GMT
I think we should get these verses printed and bound with some fan art, and present it to Bojan on the pitch at half-time in the next home game. He'd be so moved, he wouldn't even know what to say. Especially with Marc Muniesa having to struggle through translating it into Catalan for him! |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 27, 2015 20:27:18 GMT
The man is perfected.
His dead
Body wears the smile of accomplishment,
The illusion of a Greek necessity
Flows in the scrolls of his toga,
His bare
Feet seem to be saying:
We have come so far, it is over.
Each dead child coiled, a white serpent,
One at each little
Pitcher of milk, now empty.
He has folded
Them back into his body as petals
Of a rose close when the garden
Stiffens and odours bleed
From the sweet, deep throats of the night flower.
The moon has nothing to be sad about,
Staring from his hood of bone.
He is used to this sort of thing.
His blacks crackle and drag.
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Post by Mint Berry Barks on Feb 27, 2015 20:28:04 GMT
Bojan is so gentle and strong,
His piece is remarkably long,
I held him so tight,
All day and all night,
As his dick lay atop of my tongue.
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Post by mrrburgundy on Feb 27, 2015 20:33:55 GMT
If you want me to
I can hang 'round with you
If I only knew
That's what you're into
You and me, me and you
If that's what you're into
Me hangin' 'round around you
You're hangin' 'round, yeah, you're there too
And if you want me to
I will take off all my clothes for you
I'll take off all my clothes for you
If that's what you're into
How 'bout me in the nude?
If that's what you're into
In the nude in front of you
Is that what you'd want to view?
If it's cool with you
I'll let you get naked too
It could be a dream come true
Providing that's what you are into
Is that what you're into?
Me and you in the nude
That's what i'm prepared to do
Is that the kind of thing that you think you might be into?
And then maybe later
We'll get hot by the refrigerator
In the kitchen next to the pantry
You think that might be what you fancy?
In the buff, bein' rude
Doin' stuff with the food
Gettin' lewd with my food
I heard that's what you are into
And then on our next date
Well, you could bring your roommate
I don't know if Muni's keen to
But if you want, we could double team you
How 'bout you and two dudes?
Me, you, and Muni in the nude
Bein' lewd with two dudes for food
Well, that's if Muni's into it too
All the things I do
The things I do for you
If I only knew
That's what you're into
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Post by lancer on Feb 27, 2015 21:17:02 GMT
So I take it no one has the address?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 21:23:08 GMT
My friend Trevor would like his address to write a letter of encouragement, if anybody knows it. Dear Bojan, Hope your knee is better after the Op? You are my favourite player and can't wait to see you back in action. Get well soon Trevor PS I would like to put my penis inside you x |
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Post by OldStokie on Feb 27, 2015 21:51:57 GMT
Heh heh.  OS. |
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Post by 2004 on Feb 27, 2015 22:03:38 GMT
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Post by withnall on Feb 27, 2015 22:15:56 GMT
Dearest Bojey wojey,
I feel that i must say,
Please ignore the posters here, the bastards are all gay.
Let me rub your knee a bit,
Let me kiss it better,
Let me give my love to you, wrapped in a French letter.
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Post by ashleyscfc on Feb 27, 2015 22:50:41 GMT
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Post by boskampsflaps on Feb 27, 2015 23:09:52 GMT
This is a piss take right?
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Post by lastoftheldk on Feb 27, 2015 23:15:07 GMT
Strange
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Post by mywaydesolzan on Feb 27, 2015 23:25:12 GMT
Some strange folk on here I am glad it's not just me who thinks so. |
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Post by spitshaw on Feb 28, 2015 0:03:18 GMT
Can never remember Stokies ever being this gay with past Stoke legends haha
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Feb 28, 2015 0:20:21 GMT
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Post by withnall on Feb 28, 2015 0:30:29 GMT
Can never remember Stokies ever being this gay with past Stoke legends haha Not gay. Just pure manlove.  |
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Post by Olgrligm on Feb 28, 2015 0:53:12 GMT
I've noticed that whenever anyone tackles Bojan in a manner that could even remotely be described as 'a touch aggressive', the entire Stoke crowd turns into that mother who stands at the touchline at a kid's match, shouting at people who she thinks have kicked her son. It's a bit weird.
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Post by apb1 on Feb 28, 2015 1:07:27 GMT
The weirdest thing is that it doesn't seem weird
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Post by RipRoaringPotter on Feb 28, 2015 1:20:10 GMT
Dear Bojan,
Although I'm incredibly grateful for all you've done in your short time at Stoke City, and I of course want you to return as soon as possible, I am struggling detach myself from the sense that you are but a man doing your job and that I should avoid hero worship of a mere human. I hope you don't take offense, but I find this fawning over a man who will earn more money in a month than I do in 10 years a bit sickly. There's children starving with far more critical conditions than a mere sporting injury. They won't receive a letter throughout their life, so I'm worried that we, as a fanbase, are losing perspective that this is just an injury, and shouldn't be treated as if it is life or death.
Having said that, if you could send me a picture of your willy I'd be most grateful.
Regards,
Rip Roaring Potter
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