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Post by JoeinOz on Feb 20, 2015 8:31:26 GMT
Donkeys can't vomit.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 20, 2015 8:34:26 GMT
A Sick thread.
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Post by slpmarc on Feb 20, 2015 9:01:51 GMT
Horses don't breath through there mouths
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2015 9:39:23 GMT
Male Koalas have two penises, and Females have two vaginas.
Hence the well-known saying "like a Koala with two dicks" doesn't really work.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Feb 20, 2015 13:12:49 GMT
Neither can they burp and one reason why you shouldn't feed them loads of apples because the risk of fermentation in their bellies would rupture it and likely kill them. Horses suffer similarly. It's to do with the lower sphincter muscle of the oesophogus that will not allow food or gas back up. In a human the brain tells this muscle to relax when we want to vomit but a donkey and horse have such a strong lower sphincter that it cannot. Other animals have similar anatomy.i
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Post by slpmarc on Feb 20, 2015 20:28:47 GMT
My dogs farts smell entirely of shit, no that's fact
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Post by unknown182 on Feb 20, 2015 23:43:14 GMT
The longest sperm in the natural world is 5cm long and comes from a type of fruit fly.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2015 0:37:34 GMT
Blocked anal glands in pets is as a result of a lack of raw meat and bone in their diet.
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Post by ************** on Feb 21, 2015 11:03:21 GMT
Dogs can't look up.
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Post by 2004 on Feb 21, 2015 11:05:42 GMT
Fascinating information here
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Post by slpmarc on Feb 21, 2015 12:42:10 GMT
You are not a Stoke fan unless you go to every home and away game this meaning you must have no job or family life to mention, I have been told
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Post by Beertricks Potter on Feb 21, 2015 12:51:56 GMT
Have they ever been given Stella Artois?
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Post by HappyClapper on Feb 23, 2015 12:35:55 GMT
The queen is the only person by law who can eat swans.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 12:49:24 GMT
Ee aww, ee aawt, to know better,
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Post by lawrieleslie on Feb 23, 2015 15:17:39 GMT
An aeroplane can't take off on a treadmill.
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Post by 2004 on Feb 23, 2015 16:22:27 GMT
Elephants are scared of wasps.
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Post by Linx on Feb 23, 2015 16:57:16 GMT
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes (jammy swine!).
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Post by ************** on Feb 23, 2015 17:15:42 GMT
An aeroplane can't take off on a treadmill. Queue another epic 12 page discussion as Stokes finest minds search for the scientific truth...
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Post by lawrieleslie on Feb 23, 2015 17:36:14 GMT
An aeroplane can't take off on a treadmill. Queue another epic 12 page discussion as Stokes finest minds search for the scientific truth... And nearly a year at trying to change Newton's Laws of Motion ....
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Post by ************** on Feb 23, 2015 17:37:34 GMT
Queue another epic 12 page discussion as Stokes finest minds search for the scientific truth... And nearly a year at trying to change Newton's Laws of Motion .... Regular physics doesn't apply in Biddulph though...
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Post by Linx on Feb 23, 2015 17:46:48 GMT
An aeroplane can't take off on a treadmill. Queue another epic 12 page discussion as Stokes finest minds search for the scientific truth... Or a one line point about common homophonic errors. Cue not queue.
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Post by ************** on Feb 23, 2015 17:50:20 GMT
Queue another epic 12 page discussion as Stokes finest minds search for the scientific truth... Or a one line point about common homophonic errors. Cue not queue.
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Post by Linx on Feb 23, 2015 18:00:42 GMT
Or a one line point about common homophonic errors. Cue not queue. Sorry, mate. I normally desist from joining the SPG Police, but I just couldn't help myself this time...... .
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Post by vamborools on Feb 24, 2015 13:13:00 GMT
Apparently, engineers don't like other people calling themselves engineers if they don't have enough qualifications, irrespective if they can still do the job or not !
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Post by 2004 on Feb 24, 2015 18:58:41 GMT
You're more likely to die on the sofa than be killed in a terrorist attack.
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Post by yeokel on Feb 24, 2015 19:15:20 GMT
The name Jessica was created by Shakespeare for the daughter of Shylock in The Merchant of Venice.
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Post by Clem Fandango on Feb 24, 2015 21:30:04 GMT
Its impossible to lick your elbow
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Post by slpmarc on Feb 24, 2015 21:36:25 GMT
Its impossible to lick your elbow It is also impossible to lick a strangers elbow without getting hit
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 22:10:29 GMT
Yes they can
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Post by Billybigbollox on Feb 25, 2015 20:44:39 GMT
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes (jammy swine!). Not when I'm shagging her it doesn't.
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