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Post by Okie Stokie. on Apr 8, 2015 21:10:45 GMT
WOOH! Steady don't push it to much, Take it easy.
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Post by passtheoatcakes on Apr 8, 2015 21:36:39 GMT
Roll on august, just fantastic to see the little magician on the road to recovery. Hope he makes it back for the players lap of appreciation to the fans on the last game, I reckon the roof would come off. I agree. Will be a massive boost to the squad and the fans if he can make an appearance! Hope his recovery is 100% too, so we can see him at his very best once again next season. The Arsenal game at the Brit seems like a really pleasant but distant memory now....if not for the idiot ref we would have been 4-0 up and coasting that day....happy times!
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Post by stokewombat on Apr 8, 2015 21:40:35 GMT
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Post by muglump on Apr 8, 2015 21:47:25 GMT
true, but i put it on first
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Post by 2004 on Apr 8, 2015 23:04:00 GMT
Beautiful
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2015 23:09:06 GMT
God I fucking love Bojan
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Post by PotterLog on Apr 8, 2015 23:12:04 GMT
Why is he standing in a garden rockery?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2015 18:26:59 GMT
Right you fuckers I am hi-jacking this thread So, me and a group of friends are going on what can only be described as the lamest of 'lads holidays' no we aren't going to Ayia Napa or Zante, we are going to Barcelona... So while most people are out there are ploughing chavs we will be visiting famous architecture... Mental, yes? No. We're going mid June and I want to find the fella and get his autograph as I rarely get a chance to see Stoke games, was just wondering where I should be looking?!
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Post by djduncanjames on Apr 10, 2015 18:51:56 GMT
That balance, that poise. How I'd love to slowly defile him in that position as I run my nervous, jittering hand down his tensing leg muscles. Your posts always crack me up. Hilarious and equally disturbing. Could you give iwebbyyy his precise location in Barcelona? I'm sure you are in his driveway right now.
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Post by scfcwebby on Apr 10, 2015 19:26:52 GMT
Right you fuckers I am hi-jacking this thread So, me and a group of friends are going on what can only be described as the lamest of 'lads holidays' no we aren't going to Ayia Napa or Zante, we are going to Barcelona... So while most people are out there are ploughing chavs we will be visiting famous architecture... Mental, yes? No. We're going mid June and I want to find the fella and get his autograph as I rarely get a chance to see Stoke games, was just wondering where I should be looking?! In his back garden by the look of that video
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2015 19:30:55 GMT
Right you fuckers I am hi-jacking this thread So, me and a group of friends are going on what can only be described as the lamest of 'lads holidays' no we aren't going to Ayia Napa or Zante, we are going to Barcelona... So while most people are out there are ploughing chavs we will be visiting famous architecture... Mental, yes? No. We're going mid June and I want to find the fella and get his autograph as I rarely get a chance to see Stoke games, was just wondering where I should be looking?! In his back garden by the look of that video But I need Mackey to inform me of exactly where his backgarden is
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Post by djduncanjames on Apr 10, 2015 19:39:01 GMT
In his back garden by the look of that video But I need Mackey to inform me of exactly where his backgarden is Mackey will be along to post shortly I'm sure. But he's a bit busy at the moment, I think Bojan is showering after a hot day in the sun.
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Post by scfcwebby on Apr 10, 2015 19:46:38 GMT
In his back garden by the look of that video But I need Mackey to inform me of exactly where his backgarden is Do you honestly believe that he is going to share that information with anybody?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2015 20:13:27 GMT
But I need Mackey to inform me of exactly where his backgarden is Do you honestly believe that he is going to share that information with anybody? He might not need to tell me depending on how noisily he masturbates.... Too far?
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Post by djduncanjames on Apr 10, 2015 20:18:01 GMT
Do you honestly believe that he is going to share that information with anybody? He might not need to tell me depending on how noisily he masturbates.... Too far? I've never had a wank hiding in a tree, for some reason it has never occurred to me.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Apr 10, 2015 23:10:39 GMT
Do you honestly believe that he is going to share that information with anybody? He might not need to tell me depending on how noisily he masturbates.... Too far? See now that depends, I live in a small house, so I'm a master of the stealthy ninja wank, without so much as a whiff of love juice escaping the confines of my groinal area, but at the same time if I have a lot of space, and suitable stimuli, I.E Bojan attempting to pick up the pound coin I've superglued to the floor just to watch him repeatedly bend over to try and pick up, then I've been known to divert aircraft and disrupt satellites with my unholy, perverse wailing. As for his precise location, make your way to the Nou Camp, I've left a Burger King bag behind a flaking, rusty dustbin, In it there is an empty carton of Um Bongo, a packet of Mendurance, some Weetabix and a hand-drawn portrait of Ray Mears with a cartoonishly large throbbing tallywhacker, written on the shaft is Bojan's current abode.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2015 23:13:14 GMT
He might not need to tell me depending on how noisily he masturbates.... Too far? See now that depends, I live in a small house, so I'm a master of the stealthy ninja wank, without so much as a whiff of love juice escaping the confines of my groinal area, but at the same time if I have a lot of space, and suitable stimuli, I.E Bojan attempting to pick up the pound coin I've superglued to the floor just to watch him repeatedly bend over to try and pick up, then I've been known to divert aircraft and disrupt satellites with my unholy, perverse wailing. As for his precise location, make your way to the Nou Camp, I've left a Burger King bag behind a flaking, rusty dustbin, In it there is an empty carton of Um Bongo, a packet of Mendurance, some Weetabix and a hand-drawn portrait of Ray Mears with a cartoonishly large throbbing tallywhacker, written on the shaft is Bojan's current abode. You write so well I'd suggest starting a book but I assume you're well into some sort of Bojan-Muniesa related sex novel
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Apr 10, 2015 23:21:49 GMT
See now that depends, I live in a small house, so I'm a master of the stealthy ninja wank, without so much as a whiff of love juice escaping the confines of my groinal area, but at the same time if I have a lot of space, and suitable stimuli, I.E Bojan attempting to pick up the pound coin I've superglued to the floor just to watch him repeatedly bend over to try and pick up, then I've been known to divert aircraft and disrupt satellites with my unholy, perverse wailing. As for his precise location, make your way to the Nou Camp, I've left a Burger King bag behind a flaking, rusty dustbin, In it there is an empty carton of Um Bongo, a packet of Mendurance, some Weetabix and a hand-drawn portrait of Ray Mears with a cartoonishly large throbbing tallywhacker, written on the shaft is Bojan's current abode. You write so well I'd suggest starting a book but I assume you're well into some sort of Bojan-Muniesa related sex novel Quite correct, however the detail of the scenes I'm writing is so graphic, so warped I can only write around a paragraph before my constantly active sperm cannon springs to full attention and requires unclogging like a stubborn drain. I've tried everything to stop it happening, icy cold baths, sacrificing a goat to the Tajikstani god of lust, writing in scenes where Muniesa cheats on him with Tom Pope and nothing works, every attempt to nullify my almost trance like state of arousal is futile, so I've just given up and accepted it'll never get finished.
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Post by prem4stoke on Apr 10, 2015 23:38:30 GMT
His leg is clearly nowhere near the right strength yet compared to his good leg, speedy recovery from here on hopefully!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2015 21:17:50 GMT
He does not need Muniesa to translate anymore.
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Post by Gods on Apr 16, 2015 21:35:37 GMT
He does not need Muniesa to translate anymore. I think the key line for us is this: "I want to come back in July for pre-season, but I have to work really hard for that"
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Post by cheekymatt71 on Apr 16, 2015 21:44:11 GMT
awww hes so shy and cute. STILL hasnt lost his virginity
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Post by elystokie on Apr 22, 2015 8:06:02 GMT
I watched this one night when I coudn't sleep, every minute of it and I didn't understand a single word, still loved it tho' :D
So for those who need a Bojan fix and haven't seen it yet...
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Post by metalhead on Apr 22, 2015 10:11:22 GMT
How is our little gem doing?
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Apr 22, 2015 10:34:38 GMT
How is our little gem doing? He's fine, we're currently out on a little day trip, taking in the scenery and absorbing some of the Spanish culture and heritage, taking a small detour to throw house bricks at the Bernabaeu, it's lovely, I landed one right through a window where "Hala Madrid" was written and Bojan laughed uncontrollably, he said next time aim for the D. I made him aware that I always aim for the D, at first he looked perplexed until I snatched his innocent gaze and diverted it South, he raised a sly grin, which teamed with his Ray Bans and immaculately ironed chino shorts, caused me to faint in the hot Spanish sun, I awoke to the concerned gazes of locals, and the incredible feeling of icy cold water being splashed on my head, I turned to thank this magnificent soul for his help, and asked him to apologize to Bojan for me as I was too ashamed to look him in the eye, only to find that my saviour was indeed Bojan, who told me to just relax as he caressed my boiling bonse gently and held my hand tenderly as he did so, reassuring me that everything will be OK. Instantly I burst into tears, tears of overwhelming joy, happiness and contentment. I don't want this to ever end.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 10:37:30 GMT
How is our little gem doing? He's fine, we're currently out on a little day trip, taking in the scenery and absorbing some of the Spanish culture and heritage, taking a small detour to throw house bricks at the Bernabaeu, it's lovely, I landed one right through a window where "Hala Madrid" was written and Bojan laughed uncontrollably, he said next time aim for the D. I made him aware that I always aim for the D, at first he looked perplexed until I snatched his innocent gaze and diverted it South, he raised a sly grin, which teamed with his Ray Bans and immaculately ironed chino shorts, caused me to faint in the hot Spanish sun, I awoke to the concerned gazes of locals, and the incredible feeling of icy cold water being splashed on my head, I turned to thank this magnificent soul for his help, and asked him to apologize to Bojan for me as I was too ashamed to look him in the eye, only to find that my saviour was indeed Bojan, who told me to just relax as he caressed my boiling bonse gently and held my hand tenderly as he did so, reassuring me that everything will be OK. Instantly I burst into tears, tears of overwhelming joy, happiness and contentment. I don't want this to ever end. Whilst all this was going on did you notice whether he was limping or not?
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Apr 22, 2015 10:53:08 GMT
He's fine, we're currently out on a little day trip, taking in the scenery and absorbing some of the Spanish culture and heritage, taking a small detour to throw house bricks at the Bernabaeu, it's lovely, I landed one right through a window where "Hala Madrid" was written and Bojan laughed uncontrollably, he said next time aim for the D. I made him aware that I always aim for the D, at first he looked perplexed until I snatched his innocent gaze and diverted it South, he raised a sly grin, which teamed with his Ray Bans and immaculately ironed chino shorts, caused me to faint in the hot Spanish sun, I awoke to the concerned gazes of locals, and the incredible feeling of icy cold water being splashed on my head, I turned to thank this magnificent soul for his help, and asked him to apologize to Bojan for me as I was too ashamed to look him in the eye, only to find that my saviour was indeed Bojan, who told me to just relax as he caressed my boiling bonse gently and held my hand tenderly as he did so, reassuring me that everything will be OK. Instantly I burst into tears, tears of overwhelming joy, happiness and contentment. I don't want this to ever end. Whilst all this was going on did you notice whether he was limping or not? He seemed fine running after the street trader that short changed him.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 10:55:50 GMT
Whilst all this was going on did you notice whether he was limping or not? He seemed fine running after the street trader that short changed him. Excellent news. Think it's time you left him to get some rest now mate,don't want him overdoing it in time for the new season..............
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Post by Kjones9 on Apr 22, 2015 10:57:58 GMT
He's fine, we're currently out on a little day trip, taking in the scenery and absorbing some of the Spanish culture and heritage, taking a small detour to throw house bricks at the Bernabaeu, it's lovely, I landed one right through a window where "Hala Madrid" was written and Bojan laughed uncontrollably, he said next time aim for the D. I made him aware that I always aim for the D, at first he looked perplexed until I snatched his innocent gaze and diverted it South, he raised a sly grin, which teamed with his Ray Bans and immaculately ironed chino shorts, caused me to faint in the hot Spanish sun, I awoke to the concerned gazes of locals, and the incredible feeling of icy cold water being splashed on my head, I turned to thank this magnificent soul for his help, and asked him to apologize to Bojan for me as I was too ashamed to look him in the eye, only to find that my saviour was indeed Bojan, who told me to just relax as he caressed my boiling bonse gently and held my hand tenderly as he did so, reassuring me that everything will be OK. Instantly I burst into tears, tears of overwhelming joy, happiness and contentment. I don't want this to ever end. Whilst all this was going on did you notice whether he was limping or not? He's on holiday with Mackey, of course he was limping.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 11:02:01 GMT
Whilst all this was going on did you notice whether he was limping or not? He's on holiday with Mackey, of course he was limping. That's surprises me. In that relationship I thought it would very much be Mackey doing the limping.........
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