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Post by clarkeda on Feb 27, 2015 15:55:18 GMT
Honestly there isn't a video on the internet that I've replayed more than that one. It's just the way his leg bends, it's so, so erotic. It just reveals enough of his sensitive side but at the same time you sense the undertone of fierce, lustful aggression, as for the bloke touching him, I managed to find his contact number just in time for me to scream at him down the phone that if he even dared think about washing his hands I'd make his wife swallow a live grenade. I got to his location faster than a Romanian heading to the benefits office, and spent the afternoon licking the taste of Bojan from his hands, the whole experience was invigorating, like being shat out of the womb all over again. SUPERB !!!!
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Post by nott1 on Feb 27, 2015 18:38:37 GMT
Honestly there isn't a video on the internet that I've replayed more than that one. It's just the way his leg bends, it's so, so erotic. It just reveals enough of his sensitive side but at the same time you sense the undertone of fierce, lustful aggression, as for the bloke touching him, I managed to find his contact number just in time for me to scream at him down the phone that if he even dared think about washing his hands I'd make his wife swallow a live grenade. I got to his location faster than a Romanian heading to the benefits office, and spent the afternoon licking the taste of Bojan from his hands, the whole experience was invigorating, like being shat out of the womb all over again. You could be a reincarnation of Jimmy Savile.
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Post by S.O.N.S. on Feb 27, 2015 21:16:57 GMT
What time is he having his underpants changed?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2015 19:39:52 GMT
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Mar 10, 2015 19:41:26 GMT
Just seen it on Twitter. Goooarrrn Bojan!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2015 19:42:42 GMT
Water must be cold
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Post by Gunslinger on Mar 10, 2015 19:43:13 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2015 19:44:05 GMT
Go on lad.
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Post by cheekymatt71 on Mar 10, 2015 19:44:37 GMT
Why isnt he walking on water? Is he not a god?
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Post by whateva on Mar 10, 2015 20:05:56 GMT
Why isnt he walking on water? Is he not a god? therapy wouldn't work.
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Post by Robo10 on Mar 10, 2015 20:15:07 GMT
Why are they hoovering him at the end?
Hasnt he suffered enough!
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Mar 10, 2015 21:06:20 GMT
Good. Fucking. God.
Wars have been fought over figures like that, what an utterly magnificent specimen of a man, I don't care if you've fed your trouser python to a thousand hungry, gaping quims if Bojan walked into a room shirtless you'd immediately assume the Cell Block D position, without even realising it.
As for the vacuum thing, that is actually my creation, it's been the reason I've only sparingly posted as I've been working my testes off to get it ready in time, only for them to tell me at the last second that the semen cannon attachments and the Taiwanese 14 year old ladyboy-tronic sucking tube were "Socially unacceptable" fucking philistines! However I persevered, and after a quick mastur... erm, contemplating session and a lukewarm Fray Bentos pie I got it done, I pick it back up next week, and I've told them if they wash it then I'll feed their children to a herd of Honey Badgers, as I plan on attaching it to me and having the essence of Bojan pumped around my pulsating, wriggling form.
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Post by sportsman on Mar 10, 2015 21:09:50 GMT
we have the technology to rebuild him.
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Post by ashleyscfc on Mar 10, 2015 21:39:19 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2015 22:01:26 GMT
He appears to be wearing a pair of my dads beige chinos.......
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Post by 2004 on Mar 10, 2015 22:18:12 GMT
Goarn Bojan!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by withnall on Mar 10, 2015 22:35:08 GMT
Why isnt he walking on water? Is he not a god? I think you'll find it's not water. Bojan turned the water into wine.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2015 12:03:10 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2015 12:03:44 GMT
Sorry Senul has...
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Post by metalhead on Mar 11, 2015 12:06:17 GMT
No idea what the fuck is going on in that second clip but who cares? He's already on his way to recovery. Our little man will be back in no time
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Post by nott1 on Mar 11, 2015 12:07:28 GMT
Is that a multidildo from West Ham directors end of season sale?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2015 12:31:39 GMT
Is that a multidildo from West Ham directors end of season sale? I once stumbled on just that video while browsing
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2015 12:37:49 GMT
The last bit of the video - I think they're trying to extract his DNA to instil it into the rest of the squad.
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Post by Davef on Mar 11, 2015 12:48:37 GMT
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Post by mywaydesolzan on Mar 11, 2015 17:01:09 GMT
Good. Fucking. God. Wars have been fought over figures like that, what an utterly magnificent specimen of a man, I don't care if you've fed your trouser python to a thousand hungry, gaping quims if Bojan walked into a room shirtless you'd immediately assume the Cell Block D position, without even realising it. As for the vacuum thing, that is actually my creation, it's been the reason I've only sparingly posted as I've been working my testes off to get it ready in time, only for them to tell me at the last second that the semen cannon attachments and the Taiwanese 14 year old ladyboy-tronic sucking tube were "Socially unacceptable" fucking philistines! However I persevered, and after a quick mastur... erm, contemplating session and a lukewarm Fray Bentos pie I got it done, I pick it back up next week, and I've told them if they wash it then I'll feed their children to a herd of Honey Badgers, as I plan on attaching it to me and having the essence of Bojan pumped around my pulsating, wriggling form. "lukewarm Fray Bentos pie". Pure class.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Mar 11, 2015 17:12:02 GMT
What's a lit up big fat Dildo doing in the corner?
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Post by dutchstokie on Mar 12, 2015 7:19:45 GMT
What's a lit up big fat Dildo doing in the corner? More to the point, why havent they cleaned up Bojan Mackey's 'mess' from the side of the pool...the dirty bastards !!
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Post by ruts66 on Mar 12, 2015 9:04:31 GMT
With each passing day his wondrous return nears...
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Post by foster on Mar 12, 2015 9:39:26 GMT
Is Bojan potentially the best looking poster boy our club has ever had? Even ahead of the likes of Palacios and Deano?
It's certainly a tough call.
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Post by StokieMatt on Mar 12, 2015 9:42:30 GMT
He is my go to porn at the minute.
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