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Post by stokiejoe on Feb 11, 2015 18:26:31 GMT
Op lasted a little over an hour, the hope for #Bojan still is that he will be able to begin running in May and be 100% for pre-season #scfc
Again by Adam Crafton
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Post by burge2u on Feb 11, 2015 18:29:46 GMT
Mackey,
Whilst you're over in Barca, can you try to find out why it's taken so long to get surgery.
Has Bojan had to wait in a queue ( Spanish NHS) ?
Or is it a case of waiting for the swelling to go down? ..... I must admit that I've still got a bit of a semi following his fantastic goal at Rochdale!
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Post by cheekymatt71 on Feb 11, 2015 18:30:22 GMT
Cool sounds good
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Post by mywaydesolzan on Feb 11, 2015 18:31:46 GMT
Op lasted a little over an hour, the hope for #Bojan still is that he will be able to begin running in May and be 100% for pre-season #scfc Again by Adam Crafton Best news since Rochdale, by a country mile. |
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Post by stokiejoe on Feb 11, 2015 18:32:49 GMT
Mackey, Whilst you're over in Barca, can you try to find out why it's taken so long to get surgery. Has Bojan had to wait in a queue ( Spanish NHS) ? Or is it a case of waiting for the swelling to go down? ..... I must admit that I've still got a bit of a semi following his fantastic goal at Rochdale! Not medic but always understood that you need to wait for the swelling to go down as did Odem |
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Post by scfcwebby on Feb 11, 2015 18:43:50 GMT
Mackey, Whilst you're over in Barca, can you try to find out why it's taken so long to get surgery. Has Bojan had to wait in a queue ( Spanish NHS) ? Or is it a case of waiting for the swelling to go down? ..... I must admit that I've still got a bit of a semi following his fantastic goal at Rochdale! Not medic but always understood that you need to wait for the swelling to go down as did Odem Correct mate |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Feb 11, 2015 18:58:34 GMT
Mackey, Whilst you're over in Barca, can you try to find out why it's taken so long to get surgery. Has Bojan had to wait in a queue ( Spanish NHS) ? Or is it a case of waiting for the swelling to go down? ..... I must admit that I've still got a bit of a semi following his fantastic goal at Rochdale! I tried to sneak into the chief nurse's office so I could check the patient manifest to see if there was a genuine backlog or if the nurse was an agent implanted by the troglodytes at the Bernabeu to hamper his recovery. I got close enough to flick the mouse to disengage the screensaver but then to my despair I slipped on a blob of discarded Paella on the floor, I cascaded helplessly through the air and to my horror I landed face first in the warm embrace of the chief nurse's snatch, who was having a quick nap on the chair, somehow this failed to wake her up, but such was the position of my face if I even so much as coughed I'd be faced with a cascade of lady love juices right in the face, and a story so absurd that they'd just save time and execute me in the courtroom. I remained in this plight for another 37 seconds, wondering how I could escape this moist bind I found myself in, but before I could conjure anything it happened. A dirty, colossal, earth shattering sneeze, a sneeze so powerful that Marty McFly flew into the room wondering what the fuck had just happened, naturally the nurse awoke screaming like the clutch in a pensioners Toyota, and her immediate reaction was to clamp her legs like a vice, so now I was flailing around, being held in a labial full nelson, my muffled protests only adding to her shock and outrage, it was at this point Miguel, the security guard with so many scars he uses a razor blade as a face cloth came bursting in, and was greeted with one of the most absurd sights it's humanly possible to conceive. He yanked me out of the clutches of fort Thigh Gap with such force I believe my spine actually exited and re-entered my body, I pleaded with him to take pity on me, I was only trying to check the manifest after all, but he was having none of it. So here I am now on the plane home, sandwiched between two police officers, pained with regret that I didn't get to sit at Bojan's bedside and bless him with my holy £1.99 bottled water, which coincidentally will provide a nice surprise for the officers that do a cavity search on me when I land at Manchester, cheers Miguel. You bastard. |
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Post by 2004 on Feb 11, 2015 19:17:27 GMT
Op lasted a little over an hour, the hope for #Bojan still is that he will be able to begin running in May and be 100% for pre-season #scfc Again by Adam Crafton  |
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Post by Clayton Wood on Feb 11, 2015 19:24:23 GMT
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Post by stokiejoe on Feb 11, 2015 19:34:56 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2015 19:43:44 GMT
As it stands I'm currently sitting in the waiting room with a packet of Quavers and some lukewarm Ribena, collaring every nurse, doctor, porter and vomiting drunk I see and asking them "Where is Bojan?" "He's not here for another week" they repeat, but I know it's a conspiracy, "If we catch you here again we'll call the police they say" as if that'll divert me from my quest of finding the den of surgical nightmares they're keeping Bojan in, I haven't bathed in 3 days, my sleeping bag reeks of the toil I've suffered waiting to get a glimpse of his infectious grin, although thinking again the stench may be down to the overworked, knitted cotton semen catcher I've kept in there. I share floorspace with a local tramp called Juan, a charming fellow with a limp and a penchant for molesting women as they go by, although I fear his rampant alcoholism has somewhat dimmed his sight, as last night I caught him feeding his genitals into the recycling bin in the car park. My phone signal here is rather weak, so updates will be few and far between, but I know he's already here, I can sense him, smell him, I've been performing daily rituals, eating bedpans and burning Real Madrid shirts, some still with the wearers in, to try and coax him into appearing above my pitiful form so I can kneel at his very presence and bless his knee with the £1.99 bottle of Evian I purchased at the duty free shop, and refuse to open to quench my insatiable desire for hydration. Now I must go, officer Jimenez is here to kick me out again, but fear not Bojan, we'll be reunited soon. Bravo sir! |
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Post by wearestoke80 on Feb 11, 2015 20:51:56 GMT
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Post by stokief on Feb 11, 2015 21:03:42 GMT
sheet strategically placed  Mind, I'm a girlie so I can 'notice' that!  |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Feb 11, 2015 21:10:36 GMT
Before you all ask, yes I've seen that photo.
Several thousand times.
<3
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2015 22:35:15 GMT
I need this pic tonight. Christ I'm depressed. |
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Post by skel1y on Feb 11, 2015 23:49:10 GMT
Fo ok Me - the most important cartlidge operation since Terry Conroy - yet I can't recall photos of TC ever appearing on the oatcake - good luck son - you've already made all us old uns feel like you are indeed our own son - so haste ye back to the 7 towns (who says Wilmslow ain't part of Stoke ? )
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Post by mailman44 on Feb 12, 2015 2:37:08 GMT
Before you all ask, yes I've seen that photo. Several thousand times. <3 You are on song, mate. Had me laughing so hard I pulled a muscle. Can't even find an emoticon to do your literary masterpiece justice ... |
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Post by KevinWhimper on Feb 12, 2015 10:39:44 GMT
Before you all ask, yes I've seen that photo. Several thousand times. <3 You are on song, mate. Had me laughing so hard I pulled a muscle. Can't even find an emoticon to do your literary masterpiece justice ... Fort Thigh Gap was it for me, in bits. |
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Post by leicspotter on Feb 12, 2015 10:46:01 GMT
They operated on the wrong knee the muppets!  oh no, it's ok, it's the right one, er, the left...  |
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Post by metalhead on Feb 12, 2015 10:57:42 GMT
Fo ok Me - the most important cartlidge operation since Terry Conroy - yet I can't recall photos of TC ever appearing on the oatcake - good luck son - you've already made all us old uns feel like you are indeed our own son - so haste ye back to the 7 towns (who says Wilmslow ain't part of Stoke ? ) Surely the 7th town is Newcastle ? |
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Post by KevinWhimper on Feb 12, 2015 11:05:26 GMT
Fo ok Me - the most important cartlidge operation since Terry Conroy - yet I can't recall photos of TC ever appearing on the oatcake - good luck son - you've already made all us old uns feel like you are indeed our own son - so haste ye back to the 7 towns (who says Wilmslow ain't part of Stoke ? ) Surely the 7th town is Newcastle ? Nah mate Cheadle  |
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Post by metalhead on Feb 12, 2015 11:23:16 GMT
Surely the 7th town is Newcastle ? Nah mate Cheadle |
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Post by lancer on Feb 12, 2015 14:41:58 GMT
The Sentinel reports says the op went well, the injury was not as bad as feared, and Bojan is looking forward to getting back on grass.
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Post by dirtygary69 on Feb 12, 2015 14:58:12 GMT
The Sentinel reports says the op went well, the injury was not as bad as feared, and Bojan is looking forward to getting back on grass.
Hope he doesn't smoke too much of it. It can make you fat with all the food cravings.
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Post by slicko on Feb 12, 2015 15:28:11 GMT
Not completely torn, back training in the spring
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Post by metalhead on Feb 12, 2015 16:06:59 GMT
I hope he's getting waited on hand and foot, if he's not, I will volunteer. I'm sure I've got some holidays I can take off from work |
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Post by mailman44 on Feb 12, 2015 20:36:31 GMT
Finally some god news 5 candles later ....
That being said small price to pay for a little piece of heaven ...
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Post by basingstokie on Feb 12, 2015 20:51:55 GMT
Does anybody else feel that after stoke bojan will be back at barca Where would that leave the 50% (reported) sell on clause? Would Barca pay themselves £30 million? We agree a price £20m & Barcelona just pay us £10m. With any other club we receive 20m and pay Barcelona 10m |
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Post by scfcwebby on Feb 12, 2015 21:16:36 GMT
Where would that leave the 50% (reported) sell on clause? Would Barca pay themselves £30 million? We agree a price £20m & Barcelona just pay us £10m. With any other club we receive 20m and pay Barcelona 10m Ha ha, I was implying he is worth £ 60 million mate |
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Post by Clayton Wood on Feb 13, 2015 10:30:57 GMT
The procedure went well and after spending a night in hospital, Bojan will now be allowed home and the recovery process will begin. " It went very well," the Spanish ace revealed. " I've never had an experience like this in my life and now I face the new experience of recovering from injury. "I'm lively and eager to start rehabilitation. It will be a few months yet until I am back on the grass but I hope to be back in light training by spring." Read more at: www.clubcall.com/stoke-city/bojan-reveals-injury-boost-1758715.html? |
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Mind, I'm a girlie so I can 'notice' that! 
