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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 10:07:49 GMT
There's obviously a lot of love (and quite frankly weird, disturbing, stalkerish and homo-erotic fantasising) for our little Spanish maestro. We've had the Amigo's, Rimmers, Wankstains and downright miserable cunts no matter what; so now I'm starting my own little group called the Bojan Jizzers (or the BJ's to give it a catchy little acronym), for which I am the founding member and number 1 stalker.
And for anybody who thinks that this is a little bit gay...I'll just mention 'Arsenal fans' and you'll realise that it's not even close to the level of arse bandit faggotory that they display, individually and as a collective.
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Post by scfc75 on Dec 22, 2014 10:14:06 GMT
I'd gladly let Bojan touch my pee pee.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 10:15:27 GMT
Just start the Amigos again, we're the new Barcelona now.
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Post by march4 on Dec 22, 2014 10:31:44 GMT
Sidibe for President!
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Dec 22, 2014 10:33:53 GMT
Count me so fucking in.
#BJizzers4lyf.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Dec 22, 2014 11:57:05 GMT
I'd lock Bojan up in my cellar and collect his pee until I had enough pee to have a bath, then I'd lie in the pee until I starved to death.
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Post by 2004 on Dec 22, 2014 12:20:15 GMT
I'm in  |
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Post by philm87 on Dec 22, 2014 12:34:57 GMT
Just hope his Dad isn't reading this.
Can just imagine the interview a year from now
'So what made you decide to leave Stoke in the end? Did you want a bigger challenge. Playing for FC Mogadishu will certainly be a challenge won't it?'
'I did want a new challenge yes. However, I wanted to find a club where Stoke fans could no longer stalk me, and Europe was just too close. Playing here, despite the risks to myself and my family, means that many Stoke fans will perish on the journey, so I'm actually feeling safer and happier than I have ever felt'.
Please don't drive him away guys
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Post by maninasuitcase on Dec 22, 2014 12:35:53 GMT
BoJizzers sounds more punchy |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 12:37:44 GMT
BoJizzers sounds more punchy I like it...but can I amend it to the 'BoJizzlers'? and you could change your username to Bojaninasuitcase |
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Post by redstriper on Dec 22, 2014 13:01:04 GMT
Never has one player achieved so much idolisation in such a short space of time. Hopefully it'll be a long term romance not a quick fling!
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Post by withnall on Dec 22, 2014 13:03:33 GMT
I would like to join this merry band of not in the least bit gay appreciators of Bojan.
Just typing his name makes my tinky twitch.
Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bo......
There. It twitched once too often.
Naughty tinky.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 13:06:46 GMT
I'm in. And I'd like to share this gem from Pretty Little Boother : - "Start spreading the news He's playing today I wanna be a part of it, Bojan, Bojan I'm feeling the blues, I long to be gay, Right through the very arse of him, Bojan, Bojan I wanna wake up, in his bedroom, biting the sheets And find I'm having my fill, feeling it deep I'm feeling my ooze, It's melting away I want a brand new start with him, in my BOJAN" |
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Post by thestatusquo on Dec 22, 2014 13:11:38 GMT
I'm not a gayist I'm afraid but I'm sure I could muster a good, firm handshake.
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Post by withnall on Dec 22, 2014 13:13:05 GMT
I'm not a gayist I'm afraid but I'm sure I could muster a good, firm handshake. That's Bojaphobic that is. |
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Post by lastoftheldk on Dec 22, 2014 13:16:36 GMT
Homos
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 13:27:55 GMT
He can whip it into my box any day of the week.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 22, 2014 13:47:53 GMT
He can whip it into my box any day of the week. That's just crude. |
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Post by dexta on Dec 22, 2014 14:08:00 GMT
I'm in. And I'd like to share this gem from Pretty Little Boother : - "Start spreading the news He's playing today I wanna be a part of it, Bojan, Bojan I'm feeling the blues, I long to be gay, Right through the very arse of him, Bojan, Bojan I wanna wake up, in his bedroom, biting the sheets And find I'm having my fill, feeling it deep I'm feeling my ooze, It's melting away I want a brand new start with him, in my BOJAN" . Wrong in every way... |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Dec 22, 2014 14:17:38 GMT
BoJizzers sounds more punchy I like it...but can I amend it to the 'BoJizzlers'? and you could change your username to Bojaninasuitcase Pmsl Maybe Bernard Matthews will rename a product after him. Turkey twizzlers are now turkey BoJizzlers lol. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Dec 22, 2014 14:19:35 GMT
If there was ever a way to make turkey twizzlers even less appealing, you've managed to achieve it with complete ease!
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Post by spitthedog on Dec 22, 2014 14:43:48 GMT
Just remember........his Daddy will be reading this!
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Dec 22, 2014 15:08:04 GMT
Just remember........his Daddy will be reading this! It's sort of like letting your father in law watching you go at it. I never wanted to go down that route again. |
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Post by bolly_premprem on Dec 22, 2014 15:32:00 GMT
I'd lock Bojan up in my cellar and collect his pee until I had enough pee to have a bath, then I'd lie in the pee until I starved to death. you could make a film out of that, call it pisery, how would you feel about being played by Kathy Bates |
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Post by bolly_premprem on Dec 22, 2014 15:33:09 GMT
To mr Bojan Snr. We all love your son, but not in a scary lock your door, shut the curtains and turn all the lights off kinda way....
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Post by blackpoolred on Dec 22, 2014 16:08:52 GMT
This thread is scary.
I would like a BJ please - a number that is, can I be BJ13
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Post by slother on Dec 22, 2014 16:18:16 GMT
Bojan is a Potter, I know
I know - we're serious
Bojan is a Potter, I know
I know - we're really serious
There were times
When we could
Have Sidibe there
(but, you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to him)
NO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM
Do you really think
He'll score two?
Do you really think
He'll score two?
Bojan is a Potter, I know
I know - we're serious
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 16:39:49 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 16:44:14 GMT
Just hope his Dad isn't reading this. Can just imagine the interview a year from now 'So what made you decide to leave Stoke in the end? Did you want a bigger challenge. Playing for FC Mogadishu will certainly be a challenge won't it?' 'I did want a new challenge yes. However, I wanted to find a club where Stoke fans could no longer stalk me, and Europe was just too close. Playing here, despite the risks to myself and my family, means that many Stoke fans will perish on the journey, so I'm actually feeling safer and happier than I have ever felt'. Please don't drive him away guys You're wierd, get out of this thread |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Dec 22, 2014 16:58:22 GMT
....erectus |
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