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Post by block29cb on Dec 19, 2014 15:02:29 GMT
It's inevitable Chelsea fans will be chanting their usual "your only here to see the Chelsea" as they always do. We need a good chant to respond to. Maybe something like... "Your only here to see the Bojan" ?
Nothing like drawing attention to our little man.
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Post by lancer on Dec 19, 2014 16:35:13 GMT
'Chelsea, Chelsea, nothing there to see!'
Or. 'Chelsea, Chelsea who are they, Chelsea, who are they?
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Post by lurcherman on Dec 19, 2014 16:56:00 GMT
Sing something simple you simple twats
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Post by Northy on Dec 19, 2014 16:57:48 GMT
You're the shit of London Town, you're the shit of London Town etc.
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Post by burtonstokie on Dec 19, 2014 16:59:26 GMT
'Jose's right, your fans are shite' over and over again to the tune of 'Thursday nights, channel 5'
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Post by Sergeant Muttley on Dec 19, 2014 17:00:18 GMT
Their chant at Derby on Tuesday was "we pay your benefits" so I'd expect the same Monday night
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Dec 19, 2014 17:12:57 GMT
Their chant at Derby on Tuesday was "we pay your benefits" so I'd expect the same Monday night Response simply being "you pay our benefits"?
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Post by gutted on Dec 19, 2014 17:25:25 GMT
"your only here to see the Chelsea" as they always do. here cuz your local, your only here cuz your local
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Post by Beertricks Potter on Dec 19, 2014 17:41:38 GMT
'you're just a team full of wankers!' heard the Brit sing this a few years ago, as I watched on tv in yorkshire, they obviously got bored of picking on individuals :-) I would like to suggest 'You can't afford Bojan!', as he slams in his hat trick ;-)
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 19, 2014 18:00:54 GMT
Just a team full of Tom Daley's.
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Post by Gods on Dec 19, 2014 18:07:40 GMT
Just a team full of Tom Daley's. I can't quite make that fit
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Dec 20, 2014 0:22:08 GMT
Fabregas youre a wanker for 90 minutes.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 0:32:19 GMT
Scum scum scum at john scummy terry
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Post by Gifton on Dec 20, 2014 1:08:18 GMT
To the tune of their beloved song Carefree
Divers, Everywhere you go A teams full of cheats like Mourinho And we don't give a fuck If you even score a goal Cause Bojans bout to tear your team a new arsehole
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Post by wembley4372 on Dec 20, 2014 7:27:50 GMT
No words are needed just make the submarine dive siren noise from the old war films.
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Post by blackpoolred on Dec 20, 2014 8:21:20 GMT
How about every time Bojan goes close we sing: Jose nearly had a heart attack wo o o o o oooo, you nearly had a heart attack. To the tune of Demi Lovato's 'Heart Attack'
or bit of humour
Every time they sing that we could just drown them out with: Eva, eva give us a wave, give us a wave, give us a wave(re their beautiful physio - eva carneiro) Followed by get your Chelsea buns out for the lads
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Post by Pottermr on Dec 20, 2014 8:38:51 GMT
To the tune of their beloved song Carefree Divers, Everywhere you go A teams full of cheats like Mourinho And we don't give a fuck If you even score a goal Cause Bojans bout to tear your team a new arsehole I like it . Might need a slight tweak but its good
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Post by 2004 on Dec 20, 2014 9:15:06 GMT
As long as the usual John Terry is a wanker song is sung loud and clear.
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Post by palegreenandgrey on Dec 20, 2014 9:17:05 GMT
Why not sing a new one for them?
Willian dives to the left, Costa dives to the right, Cahill dives in the box, 'cos their football is s&@£e
derived from the cricket Barmy army song for Mitchell Johnson
should get Mourinho "falling about"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 10:16:06 GMT
Der der der der (insert players name here) is the only chant we can muster unfortunatly
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Post by Plave on Dec 20, 2014 11:18:13 GMT
Their chant at Derby on Tuesday was "we pay your benefits" so I'd expect the same Monday night Then we'll give them back what Olympiakos gave them
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Post by RF10 on Dec 20, 2014 12:14:42 GMT
Their chant at Derby on Tuesday was "we pay your benefits" so I'd expect the same Monday night Then we'll give them back what Olympiakos gave them Haha! I do think the FA would close the Boothen if that was sung.
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Post by pretzel on Dec 20, 2014 12:22:51 GMT
Where've your Roubles gone .. where've your roubles gone
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Post by stokebothends on Dec 20, 2014 12:32:10 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 12:34:19 GMT
Their chant at Derby on Tuesday was "we pay your benefits" so I'd expect the same Monday night Then we'll give them back what Olympiakos gave them Haha! Thats the winner!! Hits the nail on the head and also should be simple enough for the orc army to master
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Post by Gifton on Dec 20, 2014 14:32:24 GMT
Then we'll give them back what Olympiakos gave them Haha! Thats the winner!! Hits the nail on the head and also should be simple enough for the orc army to master It would be moronic for us to sing this song. There is a huge anti-homophobic trend in football at the moment. We would be vilified by the press, the FA and it would be hard to argue with it. There would be calls for us to play behind closed doors, the reaction would be that big. You'll see from my previous posts I love it when we're hostile but let's not make ourselves look like a bunch of simpletons
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 20:31:23 GMT
When the first of the twats dive...........you go down like the rouble, down like the rooooooble.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 20, 2014 20:34:07 GMT
When the first of the twats dive...........you go down like the rouble, down like the rooooooble. Snigger
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Post by BraveSirRobin on Dec 20, 2014 20:37:07 GMT
Their chant at Derby on Tuesday was "we pay your benefits" so I'd expect the same Monday night Response simply being "you pay our benefits"? or we waste your taxes?
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Post by nott1 on Dec 20, 2014 20:44:01 GMT
It's inevitable Chelsea fans will be chanting their usual "your only here to see the Chelsea" as they always do. We need a good chant to respond to. Maybe something like... "Your only here to see the Bojan" ? Nothing like drawing attention to our little man. Half our lot don't know how to pronounce Bojan!
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