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Post by PotterLog on Dec 13, 2014 17:19:52 GMT
I'm not having that those are the feet of a man!! They are rate fucked up It's just nail polish mate, it comes off.  |
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Post by crapslinger on Dec 13, 2014 19:32:40 GMT
I'm not having that those are the feet of a man!! They are rate fucked up They look very similar to the feet of an orange coloured primate, you could have found a mate there Clyde |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2014 21:28:03 GMT
You are brave putting a picture of your feet on here! They are his Hands... TEST |
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Post by mrrburgundy on Dec 13, 2014 22:00:35 GMT
You could perform intricate needlework with them
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 13, 2014 22:31:34 GMT
Still biting your toenails then?
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Post by fjtoby on Dec 13, 2014 22:51:33 GMT
Loz - Nico says its a tall tale. She thinks you're a bender
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2014 2:18:34 GMT
It only goes to show that by wearing poor fitting stiletto's in your youth can have profound effects in later life .
Your gait maybe irreparably impaired and may result in you walking with your hand on your hip.
Larry Grayson suffered for many years until he went private....
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Post by withnall on Dec 14, 2014 3:16:11 GMT
Feel sorry for the man.
What sort of wierdo has only 5 toes on each foot?
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Post by MuddyWoody on Dec 14, 2014 7:08:56 GMT
Fucking bag of nik naks, hahahaha
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2014 8:19:00 GMT
One of your big toes is bigger than the other, did you know that??  Gout |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2014 8:23:13 GMT
This little piggy went to Market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
And this little piggy went " Why Why Why Delilah"
All the way home.
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Post by Cassius Clayhead on Dec 14, 2014 11:27:39 GMT
FFS- Pork Scratchings anyone- Even got the "Pig Hair" on em.  |
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Post by ayem on Jul 23, 2016 23:38:12 GMT
Wanted to bring this fantastic thread back up. I have it bookmarked, for when i need a laugh.
Dorst player to post a picture of his feet on twitter should get a 'bag of nick nacks' song.
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Post by trigger on Jul 23, 2016 23:48:21 GMT
I thought at first the photo was out of focus and then I was holding the iPad on a slope but nope your toes are horribly deformed.
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Post by heworksardtho on Jul 24, 2016 4:57:49 GMT
Got you s part as a hobbit in the next Lord of the Rings film
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Post by rawli on Jul 24, 2016 6:05:53 GMT
Where does your lady get the striped nail varnish from?  The glass hammer shop. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2016 9:10:22 GMT
Doubt you'd all be such handsome devils if you'd spent a lifetime having some oatcake muncher walking on your face.
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Post by leicspotter on Jul 24, 2016 11:00:38 GMT
My old man wore Winkle Pickers in his youth, you couldn't see half his toes...real fashion victim! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2016 18:25:49 GMT
This thread reinforces two things for me
1) The People Of S.O.T have a sense of humour as good as anywhere
2) Restores my faith in this message board after all the tripe that is routinely written
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2016 18:43:24 GMT
This thread reinforces two things for me 1) The People Of S.O.T have a sense of humour as good as anywhere 2) Restores my faith in this message board after all the tripe that is routinely written Half of it comes from you though |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2016 18:50:18 GMT
This thread reinforces two things for me 1) The People Of S.O.T have a sense of humour as good as anywhere 2) Restores my faith in this message board after all the tripe that is routinely written Half of it comes from you though Only half??? |
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Post by blackpoolred on Jul 24, 2016 18:54:06 GMT
Well you're not from Stoke as you have 5 toes on each foot and they are not webbed.
They are shaped like a womans feet though, as in you look like you have been walking in stilettos for quite a few years, in fact these feet do look like my girlfriends - granted hers have a bit more hair on them.
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Post by greyman on Jul 24, 2016 18:56:27 GMT
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Post by jonnynico on Jul 24, 2016 19:38:44 GMT
couldn't think of anything funny so i'll have to accept defeet er defeat.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jul 24, 2016 19:54:32 GMT
Fell asleep a bit the worse for wear last night... this is what I woke up to.    You were 100% born in Leek mate |
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