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Post by metalhead on Nov 28, 2014 7:10:00 GMT
5 10
Right back with the odd cameo at centre half. Played at a good youth level many moons ago, now looks a little bit porky but can still complete 90 minutes as I did a number of times last season for a local team.
Loves a good tackle and loves an on pitch brawl.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2014 7:20:57 GMT
6'3" left winger. Likes the odd tantrum and doesn't really get stuck in. Many of my friends have labelled me a bit of a show pony. I can't quite fling my arms around these days but I suppose I could get a bit of a funny haircut. Will that do?
As a side note, why didn't Hughes just click the "Send Home" button when the physio told him the players were ill? I know the extra button click is a bit of a nut ache, but I have to do it and it always works for me.
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Post by adamsson on Nov 28, 2014 9:38:56 GMT
I have some sympathy with 'benjamin biscuit''s views. It's fine being much better going forwards but if you can't defend then you have potentially a fatal flaw in this league. It's O.K. pointing out we've got a good defensive record but that includes just one top five clubs we've played. Suggest you check the table this 2014 and the top 5 are Chelsea (not played) Southampton (lost away) Man City (won away) Manure (not played) Newcastle (won home) it's the bottom five that are giving us problems Villa (lost home) Hull (draw away) Burnley (lost home) Leicester (lost home) QPR (draw away)
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Post by robstokie on Nov 28, 2014 10:11:42 GMT
Robstokie Age: 24 Footedness: (very) left footed Can play Centre-Half, Left Back and Centre Mid. Good positionally, alright in the air, can lump it or play it on the floor, almost as quick as the Stanley Matthews statue. Likes to wind up opposition striker by pulling shirt, twisting nipples and giving him the sneaky elbow when the ref aint looking.
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Post by dutchstokie on Nov 28, 2014 10:45:49 GMT
dutchstokie Age = 46 Position = doggystyle mostly (when the backs not playin up too much) Attributes = a cross between the 'lionheartedness' of Denis Smith, together with the finishing prowess of 'The Golden One'... and if you believe that guff you'll believe anything!!
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Post by torquaypotter on Nov 28, 2014 10:55:42 GMT
Torquaypotter AGE 74 position leaning on zimmer frame goal keeper [ as long as I don`t have to bend down ] weight 14 stone free any time just call me
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Post by boskampsflaps on Nov 28, 2014 10:56:30 GMT
It happens to most teams at some point villa had it for example it's why you can't lose at home to villa Leicester and burnley you never know what's round the corner not so many happy clappers abusing benji now as the fear spreads the in balance and lack of investment in the squad coming home as are those terrible results . We need ton accept he battle is on now 442 or 531 now for me as the remaining wingers don't have it and somehow we need to try and scramble 5 more points by 3.00 on Jan 1st I think you just spoke about yourself in the third person... That makes any argument you make totally irrelevant. Hes done it a couple of times recently, I think hes been reading Phil Browns how to book
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Post by manchesterpotter on Nov 28, 2014 11:02:28 GMT
Manchester Potter Age - 24 Position - right footed Defensive Midfield Attributes - Plays mainly with elbows and knees (always willing to dish out a 'free one' to any fancy dans), and has a much better beard than Wilson.
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Post by Kingswaystokie on Nov 28, 2014 12:33:21 GMT
Right lads, seems like we've got some really decent players to come into the team/bench at Anfield. My guess is we may have unearthed some majestic hidden talent here, I've already had a word with Scholsey and said hold on to the academy money.
Anyway, can you all get to the players entrance tomorrow for about 2-30pm, that should give us plenty of time to sort out where you are playing and tactics, we also need to collect your subs.
We will provide shirts with your name on, Scholsey has very generously agreed a 5% discount for these from the club shop, please bring cheques payable to T Scholes, leave the amount blank, he can fill that in.
Basic tactics tomorrow are not to let bloody stupid goals in, all your experience I'm sure will help, can I ask you to keep it at a maximum of 5 pints on the way, you need to concentrate hard in the first 10 minutes.
See you all tomorrow.
Regards
MH.
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openg
Youth Player
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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Post by openg on Nov 28, 2014 13:21:33 GMT
OpenG, play with (n)either foot, comfortable in the "Palacious role".
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Post by stokiejoe on Nov 28, 2014 13:30:27 GMT
Thankfully all the wonderful offers can be safely rejected as the players reported back fit this morning. Shame because our volunteers would have been more than a match for Liverpool, we could have scored whilst they were rolling about laughing.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2014 13:32:59 GMT
We are looking at a really weak defence if the lads don't recover. Our only hope of not conceding relies on......
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Post by muglump on Nov 28, 2014 16:00:17 GMT
Looks like it's panic over - but it made for a fun thread. By the way, I am an overweight defensive midfielder in his mid forties who can take free kicks and corners but can't run or tackle for shit. But I can kick people. Broke my wrist once trying to kick someone faster and more skillfull than me and fell over backwards.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2014 16:17:54 GMT
Looks like it's panic over - but it made for a fun thread. By the way, I am an overweight defensive midfielder in his mid forties who can take free kicks and corners but can't run or tackle for shit. But I can kick people. Broke my wrist once trying to kick someone faster and more skillfull than me and fell over backwards. are you Charlie Adam?????
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Post by muglump on Nov 28, 2014 16:22:15 GMT
Looks like it's panic over - but it made for a fun thread. By the way, I am an overweight defensive midfielder in his mid forties who can take free kicks and corners but can't run or tackle for shit. But I can kick people. Broke my wrist once trying to kick someone faster and more skillfull than me and fell over backwards. are you Charlie Adam?????
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Post by skip on Nov 28, 2014 16:35:34 GMT
Age: 44 Position: defensive left half with a couple of dashes forward in either half. Attributes: prepared to put my size elevens into tackles and blocks. Can still twat the ball hard and fairly accurately. Fact: scored in Reykjavik for Team Oatcake with a chronic hangover.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Nov 28, 2014 16:36:24 GMT
It happens to most teams at some point villa had it for example it's why you can't lose at home to villa Leicester and burnley you never know what's round the corner not so many happy clappers abusing benji now as the fear spreads the in balance and lack of investment in the squad coming home as are those terrible results . We need ton accept he battle is on now 442 or 531 now for me as the remaining wingers don't have it and somehow we need to try and scramble 5 more points by 3.00 on Jan 1st Can I just say 3 words? Punc tu ation. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH.
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