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Post by Gods on Nov 27, 2014 10:26:03 GMT
"He's a snake, a gay snake, not to be trusted" - Malky Mackay on an official of another club For some reason this Malky text message made me chuckle. Is it homophobic abuse? What if the official referred to was actually gay, then it would just be the snake bit in doubt which is surely just regular abuse, unless the official's sexuality was not strictly relevant in this context. Of course Malky may have meant gay in the old sense of the word, a happy snake!? Hell it' a complex area
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 10:27:12 GMT
I'm guessing a Puff Adder.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Nov 27, 2014 10:28:35 GMT
I'm guessing a Puff Adder. Pmsl
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Post by maninasuitcase on Nov 27, 2014 10:29:02 GMT
Not the windscreen viper then.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 10:29:36 GMT
Or a Bloa Constrictor.
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Post by thevoid on Nov 27, 2014 10:31:20 GMT
I'Ve heard they like a nice big python.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 10:32:20 GMT
The lesser know relative to the King Cobra, the Queen Cobra.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 10:34:46 GMT
I'm guessing a Puff Adder. only the second post of the thread and we have a winner! hats off shanghai!
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Post by tazi on Nov 27, 2014 10:40:54 GMT
A penis?.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Nov 27, 2014 10:42:43 GMT
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Post by Gods on Nov 27, 2014 10:45:07 GMT
On a serious note there is some controversial research which suggest some snakes types can be gay.
The water moccasin and the red diamond backed rattlesnake are two which have exhibited homosexual behavior.
So perhaps that is what he meant? It's a mine field.
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Post by metalhead on Nov 27, 2014 10:53:13 GMT
Just a bit of casual homophobia.
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Post by slicko on Nov 27, 2014 11:28:20 GMT
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Post by Gods on Nov 27, 2014 12:11:42 GMT
Another Malky classic Yes I know it's wrong to laugh at this stuff but I think it's ok because it is his fevered state of mind we are laughing at, and perhaps the fact that a similar thought may briefly have shot across your own mind, well it would mine anyway On a player's female agent "I hope she's looking after your needs. I bet you'd love a bounce on her falsies"
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Post by foster on Nov 27, 2014 12:20:03 GMT
Another Malky classic Yes I know it's wrong to laugh at this stuff but I think it's ok because it is his fevered state of mind we are laughing at, and perhaps the fact that a similar thought may briefly have shot across your own mind, well it would mine anyway On a player's female agent "I hope she's looking after your needs. I bet you'd love a bounce on her falsies" Don't see anything wrong with that TBH. It's a compliment.
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Post by RAF on Nov 27, 2014 12:30:10 GMT
A Spitting or Swallowing Cobra?
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Post by metalhead on Nov 27, 2014 13:09:26 GMT
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Post by thestatusquo on Nov 27, 2014 14:07:57 GMT
I've seen one of them in Muir Woods !!
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Post by stokeramblers on Nov 27, 2014 14:15:04 GMT
This thread should've been locked after 'puff adder' Everything else is irrelevant
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Post by potterblade on Nov 27, 2014 14:39:41 GMT
Black mamba. Racist.
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Post by muglump on Nov 27, 2014 14:43:02 GMT
I'm guessing a Puff Adder. Top answer!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 14:49:05 GMT
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Post by slicko on Nov 27, 2014 15:24:33 GMT
I've seen one of them in Muir Woods !! Seen or admired?
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Post by thestatusquo on Nov 27, 2014 15:39:34 GMT
I've seen one of them in Muir Woods !! Seen or admired? Seen Almost stood on it. I don't know who was more scared me or it. We both took off in different directions!!
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Post by 2004 on Nov 27, 2014 15:49:23 GMT
I'm guessing a Puff Adder. Brilliant
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Nov 27, 2014 16:02:36 GMT
An Ass p.
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Post by burge2u on Nov 27, 2014 16:39:27 GMT
Isn't this all about a one-eyed trouser python?
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Post by Billybigbollox on Nov 27, 2014 16:44:01 GMT
The absolute worst thing to have on a plane?
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Post by foster on Nov 27, 2014 19:53:32 GMT
This thread should've been locked after 'puff adder' Everything else is irrelevant What? Even better than Analconda? Yeah, I guess so.
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Post by stokiejoe on Nov 27, 2014 20:11:42 GMT
If he's not to be trusted is he a grass snake? Or an accountant in which case he's an addder. Perhaps a Regina septemittata (Queen Snake)
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