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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 23:34:00 GMT
His role as part of Northumberlands Referees Academy due to "women in the Kitchen" quote, as he is engaged to female referee
Surely a chant of:
She cleans
She cooks
She says which ones you book
You useless twat
You useless twat
Is in order the next time he graces the Brit with his presence
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Post by onionman on Nov 21, 2014 23:45:37 GMT
He is engaged to a female referee.
I hope to hell I never ever ever somehow end up round their house for a cup of tea.
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Post by stokeyscrew on Nov 22, 2014 0:48:54 GMT
He is engaged to a female referee. I hope to hell I never ever ever somehow end up round their house for a cup of tea. Why OM ? What could possibly go wrong ....... |
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Post by onionman on Nov 22, 2014 1:42:14 GMT
He is engaged to a female referee. I hope to hell I never ever ever somehow end up round their house for a cup of tea. Why OM ? What could possibly go wrong ....... It would be like having a cup of tea with the Wests of Cromwell Street. Michael gives you a yellow card for putting your mug down without using a coaster, even though everyone always does that and nobody else has ever received a yellow card for it before. Then after you complain Mrs Oliver smacks you over the head with a shovel and buries you under the patio with all the others. |
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Post by tuum on Nov 22, 2014 2:17:28 GMT
Everyone at some point has said something, in jest or otherwise, that offends someone. At this rate there will be no one left to fill all the public positions available.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 7:08:06 GMT
I bet they split their bed down the middle with some of that white spray.
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Post by Northy on Nov 22, 2014 7:19:51 GMT
I bet they split their bed down the middle with some of that white spray. Which disappears into a wet patch? |
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Post by 2004 on Nov 22, 2014 7:34:47 GMT
I bet they split their bed down the middle with some of that white spray. Which disappears into a wet patch? Brilliant  |
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Post by slother on Nov 22, 2014 11:55:31 GMT
Well there goes my breakfast.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Nov 22, 2014 12:37:44 GMT
He's still shite and so is she.
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Post by nicholasjalcock on Nov 22, 2014 13:46:49 GMT
He is engaged to a female referee. I hope to hell I never ever ever somehow end up round their house for a cup of tea. At least, he will be able to explain the offside rule to her  |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Nov 22, 2014 14:05:56 GMT
He is engaged to a female referee. I hope to hell I never ever ever somehow end up round their house for a cup of tea. At least, he will be able to explain the offside rule to her He won't |
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