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Post by slicko on Oct 30, 2014 16:41:15 GMT
Quite a few years ago when I was at junior school we used to water bomb the scrotes from the window above the front door. We always waited until they were reaching for the eggs after the door was not answered.
Any posters got unique and safe ideas to turn the tables on annoying trick or treaters?
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Post by salopstick on Oct 30, 2014 16:53:59 GMT
It's begging. I m a miserable Cunt, who won't let his kids do it
I either go out or turn lights off at front of the house and sit at the back
A horrible American import
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Post by ashtonstokie on Oct 30, 2014 17:09:46 GMT
Give them an onion on a stick dipped in chocolate, a nice chocolate apple for the kids.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 17:39:48 GMT
I've got some chocolate apples for them.... They have matured to a rotten state.
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Oct 30, 2014 18:10:17 GMT
They can piss off.  |
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Post by Northy on Oct 30, 2014 21:11:15 GMT
It's begging. I m a miserable Cunt, who won't let his kids do it I either go out or turn lights off at front of the house and sit at the back A horrible American import Same here, think we'll go out for a curry |
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Post by craig67 on Oct 30, 2014 23:21:25 GMT
Shot them.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Oct 31, 2014 7:25:35 GMT
We've made our own "sweets" out of flour, pepper and coated in cocoa powder. Also sprouts steamed and coated in chocolate look remarkably like Frerro Roche chocolates especially if wrapped in authentic wrapping.
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Post by slicko on Oct 31, 2014 8:27:00 GMT
Free pumpkin carving in Trentham Gardens. Supervised by countryside volunteers.
Must say, you'll have to be very talented to beat my "Beware Gary Glitter" carving.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 11:09:17 GMT
to be honest, you hear all the stories about people egging windows,throwing stink bombs through letter boxes etc. etc. but as yet i'm still waiting to hear anyone at all say that anything like this has genuinely actually happened to them. from what i see, if the person doesn't open the door then the kids just move onto the next house.
it's like the old "Swans can break your arm y'know" story
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Post by Matthews dad on Oct 31, 2014 11:53:04 GMT
If anyone woulda tried any of that shit on us when we were at it, we'd a smashed yer car window in, poisoned yer dog and set fire to yer shed   |
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Post by robstokie on Oct 31, 2014 12:49:57 GMT
Tonight, im going to wear a ghoul mask and carry a knife caked in strawberry jam when the kiddies answer my door. I hope they or their parents don't get the wrong idea. AGAIN.  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 13:06:53 GMT
I hope nobody does it to Sloggers properties or they'll be in biiiiig trouble!
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Post by redstriper on Oct 31, 2014 13:53:38 GMT
When they say "trick or treat" I always say, "ok, I'll have the treat please" and hold out my hand.
Often they stand there looking confused for a bit and then shuffle off.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 14:01:49 GMT
i bet Jonathan Ackworth's off ghost hunting somewhere with Yvette Fielding!
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Post by marwood on Oct 31, 2014 14:25:32 GMT
does anyone have any old Jonathan Ackworth threads to repost, he sounds a right character
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Post by Pedropotter on Oct 31, 2014 17:30:51 GMT
I generally slip razor blades into flying saucers and slug pellets into Haribo.
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Post by Linx on Oct 31, 2014 17:49:39 GMT
In my 'naice' village, we only get little groups of under-7s who dress up and are accompanied by their mums. On that basis, I have no problem with it. Heck, it's fun for kids, and you're only young once. Bowl of chocs at the ready.
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