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Post by digger on Oct 28, 2014 20:56:54 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2014 20:59:56 GMT
It's got to be people reversing into a parking space. A queue develops as they hold up the traffic.
Just drive in. It's easier to reverse out of a space than reverse in.
I've noticed that it's the old codgers that tend to cause the congestion, reversing in.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2014 21:00:40 GMT
This. All other people are dicks until they prove me otherwise.
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Post by pearo on Oct 28, 2014 22:40:33 GMT
Supermarket staff who are doing other peoples internet orders and then stand in front of the shelves taking to each other so you have to fight through them to get what you want yourself
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Post by Billybigbollox on Oct 28, 2014 22:43:21 GMT
Everyfuckingthing
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Post by desman2 on Oct 28, 2014 22:49:04 GMT
Supermarkets that scan your stuff at 90 mph even when theres no one else in the shop.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2014 6:48:04 GMT
p.s. agree with you about the hoovering bit. Tourists in Bangkok on any night on Sukhumvit Road, especially the twats with rucksacks
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Post by localloser on Oct 29, 2014 8:14:31 GMT
Women who insist on leaving the toilet seat down
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Post by thepremierbanksy on Oct 29, 2014 18:26:46 GMT
Cyclists who start riding their bikes in September on the roads, don't see the fuckers all spring/summer dark days failing light and bang there they are blocking up the roads most with poor lighting pain in the arse pack it in. I live near John O'Groats and in the summer I'm fed up with gangs of cyclists on our narrow and winding roads doing the JOGLE ( John O' Groats to Lands End )with no consideration for the drivers stuck behind them and unable to overtake. Ironic then that you have a photo of someone in a LEJOG t-shirt as your avatar. I take it you were out telling TP to get the fuck off your nationally funded roads as he went past?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2014 18:48:59 GMT
The traffic in Warrington. A complete and utter nightmare!
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Post by scottzbj on Oct 30, 2014 2:41:51 GMT
Kiwi Fruit. What the fuck are they all about?
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Post by steve66 on Oct 30, 2014 13:10:36 GMT
Drivers using mobiles, drivers smoking whilst driving, drivers reading road maps while driving, drivers shaving while driving, drivers putting make up on while driving...........................
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Post by dutchstokie on Oct 31, 2014 7:27:54 GMT
The girlfriend
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Post by dutchstokie on Oct 31, 2014 7:33:22 GMT
People on mobility scooters that shouldnt actually have them....you know, the fat cunts They usually have a lame excuse as to why theyre fat - "Ive got overactive glands" or some nonsense Youve just got an overactive gob yer fat shyte ! Stop sweating, take them tubes out of your nose and start acting like a normal member of society (Feel much better for getting that off my chest)
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Post by stayingupfor Sexualchocolate on Oct 31, 2014 22:03:57 GMT
People on mobility scooters that shouldnt actually have them....you know, the fat cunts They usually have a lame excuse as to why theyre fat - "Ive got overactive glands" or some nonsense Youve just got an overactive gob yer fat shyte ! Stop sweating, take them tubes out of your nose and start acting like a normal member of society (Feel much better for getting that off my chest) I just spit my tea all over lap top!!!! Im thinking of writing my own weight loss book...Chapter 1, Eat Less... Chapter 2, Sweat more..The end
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Post by Northy on Oct 31, 2014 22:16:51 GMT
Fookin wankin tosspots who can't change lanes on a motorway, those wanking knobheads who hog the middle lane, you see about 4 or 5 cars in a row sometimes, yes lets spend billions on a motorway and you tosspots turn it into a dual carriageway
French twats who talk during the air hostess's safety talk Jock twats who talk during the air hostess's safety talk
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Post by Northy on Oct 31, 2014 22:23:51 GMT
Tossers who start using their phone while the plane is still taxiing towards the terminal, 'I've landed' no you haven't, the pilot landed the plane you dumb cow, and couldn't it have waited another few minutes, like they ask you to.
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Post by Northy on Oct 31, 2014 22:26:59 GMT
The traffic in Warrington. A complete and utter nightmare! Yeh, I avoided it the another night when the M6 was worse than normal, cost me 12p over the toll bridge
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 22:48:39 GMT
People who wear novelty tie/socks/jumpers. You can't buy a personality for £9.99 you complete and utter tool....
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Post by chuckrocky on Oct 31, 2014 23:03:02 GMT
People who have no idea what a slip road is for and try and enter the motorway doing 40/50 mph.
Women in shops who wait until they're told how much they owe before they start routing through their bag to find their purse, you know it's coming so have your purse out ready you stupid bitch!
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Post by salopstick on Oct 31, 2014 23:22:22 GMT
Box sets on sky that are not grouped by series
Having to scroll through everything to find series 6 episode 8 (eg)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2014 7:54:00 GMT
People that reverse out of a parking space, it's so much easier to reverse into a space. :-) It's so much easier to load your shopping if your boot is not against a wall or another car though. correct.same thing with golfers i have known some golfers reverse into a space then struggle like fuck to get their clubs out??? message to op try looking when you are reversing out, surely car looking for space/exiting has priority
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2014 8:00:16 GMT
Tossers who start using their phone while the plane is still taxiing towards the terminal, 'I've landed' no you haven't, the pilot landed the plane you dumb cow, and couldn't it have waited another few minutes, like they ask you to. in economy a big problem i have is that as soon as the seat belt sign goes out everybody jumps out of their seat and gets thier bags out of the overhead lockers so i am still sat in my seat waiting patiently with somebodys fat arse two inches from my nose
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Post by Beertricks Potter on Nov 1, 2014 8:00:41 GMT
Tracey Emin and all the suck ups that encourage the talentless fecker.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2014 8:06:05 GMT
Fookin wankin tosspots who can't change lanes on a motorway, those wanking knobheads who hog the middle lane, you see about 4 or 5 cars in a row sometimes, yes lets spend billions on a motorway and you tosspots turn it into a dual carriageway French twats who talk during the air hostess's safety talk Jock twats who talk during the air hostess's safety talk lane hoggers on the motorway are becoming increasingly common.the other day i joined the m6 at j15 to j16 and despite hardly anything in lanes 1&2 the fast lane[the overtaking lane]was full.i can see why people undertake
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Post by harryburrows on Nov 1, 2014 8:34:53 GMT
Box sets on sky that are not grouped by series Having to scroll through everything to find series 6 episode 8 (eg) you sad bastard
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Post by harryburrows on Nov 1, 2014 8:38:00 GMT
Fookin wankin tosspots who can't change lanes on a motorway, those wanking knobheads who hog the middle lane, you see about 4 or 5 cars in a row sometimes, yes lets spend billions on a motorway and you tosspots turn it into a dual carriageway French twats who talk during the air hostess's safety talk Jock twats who talk during the air hostess's safety talk im normally asleep for the safety bullshit knowing its pointless and we will all die anyway
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Post by harryburrows on Nov 1, 2014 8:39:22 GMT
The older i get the longer my list gets
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Post by elystokie on Nov 1, 2014 17:22:29 GMT
Fog Light Wankers, had one following me on the way to work this morning, barely seen any all summer but doubtless they'll be out in force again now the darkness is upon us.
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Post by DodgyDino on Nov 1, 2014 18:07:09 GMT
People who join a motorway/duel carriageway at about 30 mph forcing everything to stop behind them because they couldn't be arsed to accelerate to the correct speed of the road they're joining.
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