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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Sept 10, 2014 22:00:23 GMT
For some reason whenever I think of Leicester City fans, I think of a tubby, very baby-faced and red cheeked middle-aged man. He has a complete slaphead and very thick eyebrows. He wears thick woolly jumpers and braces, even in the summer. He smiles most of the time, and although he is a virgin in his fifties, seems to always want to talk to everyone. Although he thinks he's being friendly, he actually comes across as very creepy. Although he's generally regarded as being pretty harmless, mothers still warn their kids not to accept sweets from him.
I now think of him as getting tearfully angry if people are in the slightest bit rude to him, perhaps neglecting to say thank you after he holds the door for them. Like he's making shaky fists, arms firmly by his sides; clenched teeth and a wobbly bottom lip as he fights back the sobs because somebody might not like him.
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Post by SCFC92 on Sept 10, 2014 22:00:38 GMT
I quite like the "Stoke are a fat spinster" line, well if we're making analogies here I'd say Stoke are more like a bloke down the pub with a pint of real ale cracking a few jokes at the bar, and Leicester are the hipster sitting in the corner tutting at everything the bloke at the bar says whilst sipping a cocktail with some far-gone name that means, I don't know fucking "Live Free" in ancient Lybian and uploading pictures of his dinner to Instagram. Sad thing is I actually know people like this, it pisses me rete off!
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Post by SCFC92 on Sept 10, 2014 22:04:11 GMT
I'm just revelling in the fact we relegated the fans on that board, one or two have have come over here actually seem to have their heads screwed on and are up for a bit of banter...
The others if you are reading do one! Take the banter and recognise that we have a right to be confident considering our previous season and the high we're on as a group coming off a victory against the champions at their own ground!
I hope we tear you a brand new set of arseholes and send you home with your tail planted firmly between your legs!
I'm joining in on this btw!
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Post by coates on Sept 10, 2014 22:08:29 GMT
I love the age old adage of us all being thick, illiterate cunts, it's probably quite truthful amongst some parts of our fanbase but shit the bed at least we can have a laugh, if they come up with a retort about how they're singling Pieters out at the KP stadium I'd find it quite funny. In fact seeing as we're apparently sub-human and nothing more than worthless degenerates that aren't even worth treading on, I say we all take giant, inflatable dicks to the KP and just spend 90 minutes jumping around with them, get some childish humour in you you gayers. Not sure how to explain this but it seems especially in the premier league period, all fans have become part of the prawn sandwich brigade. Most premier league grounds especially the top 5 are often deadly silent for much of games, with a polite cheer and clap now and again. Then look at how fans in Europe support their teams, puts most English clubs to shame. Do these Leicester morons not appreciate fans creating an atmosphere or having a laugh at a game. They remind Me of arsenal fans would rather sit on their ipads taking selfless than get behind their team.
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Sept 10, 2014 22:09:43 GMT
This should be a weekly feature. Not only because it's quite funny in itself, but because it reveals how touchy opposition supporters are in hilarious fashion. (Ehem. I'm looking at you Leicester you bunch of pansy bastards.)
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Post by coates on Sept 10, 2014 22:10:22 GMT
I'm just revelling in the fact we relegated the fans on that board, one or two have have come over here actually seem to have their heads screwed on and are up for a bit of banter... The others if you are reading do one! Take the banter and recognise that we have a right to be confident considering our previous season and the high we're on as a group coming off a victory against the champions at their own ground! I hope we tear you a brand new set of arseholes and send you home with your tail planted firmly between your legs! I'm joining in on this btw! Their forum is made up of delusional bitter people, they need a reality check.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Sept 10, 2014 22:11:54 GMT
This should be a weekly feature. Not only because it's quite funny in itself, but because it reveals how touchy opposition supporters are in hilarious fashion. (Ehem. I'm looking at you Leicester you bunch of pansy bastards.) God help the servers that run the Arsenal board when we play them and we pick our player of choice as being Ramsey.
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Sept 10, 2014 22:13:20 GMT
This should be a weekly feature. Not only because it's quite funny in itself, but because it reveals how touchy opposition supporters are in hilarious fashion. (Ehem. I'm looking at you Leicester you bunch of pansy bastards.) God help the servers that run the Arsenal board when we play them and we pick our player of choice as being Ramsey. I look forward to it.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 22:13:27 GMT
Hang on! We have picked a player who hasn't started a game?! Because he's a shithouse. Of course! But we won't able hurl abuse at the BASTARD
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Post by Olgrligm on Sept 10, 2014 22:21:52 GMT
What have I done?!
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Post by coates on Sept 10, 2014 22:23:07 GMT
What if he doesn't start?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 22:25:23 GMT
Jesus wept. What a bunch of sensitive tarts! Some of the responses are brilliant too. "What a bunch of idiots. Of all the people they could pick on, they go for our best player.".....followed by a "Drinkwater probably won't play.". Yeah, he sounds brilliant... Another criticism being our attendance hike since promotion. Completely ignoring their own 8,000 or so "fair weather" fans that have turned up this season. Come across as a bunch of window lickers.
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Post by salopstick on Sept 10, 2014 22:41:36 GMT
Sort it out Davefyou can tell they're completely backwards down there when they have they fúcking next page button at the top of the fúcking page. who scrolls to the bottom of a page and then thinks yeah wouldn't it be a boss idea to put the next page button at the top. what a crock of shit. i hate stoke.
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Post by boskampsflaps on Sept 10, 2014 22:54:52 GMT
We can't even make noise for our own team these days, so I can't see us doing it for some random player that hasn't even done anything to annoy us.
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Post by mateybass on Sept 10, 2014 23:00:31 GMT
The next page button looks like it's always at the top to me... Anyway, what you do is chant something implying that Drinkwater is shagging Nugent's missus, boo drinkwater and go "aaah" every time Nugent gets the ball
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Post by boskampsflaps on Sept 10, 2014 23:01:45 GMT
"you can tell they're completely backwards down there when they have they fúcking next page button at the top of the fúcking page. who scrolls to the bottom of a page and then thinks yeah wouldn't it be a boss idea to put the next page button at the top. what a crock of shit. i hate stoke." And he's calling us backwards
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Post by coates on Sept 10, 2014 23:33:14 GMT
"you can tell they're completely backwards down there when they have they fúcking next page button at the top of the fúcking page. who scrolls to the bottom of a page and then thinks yeah wouldn't it be a boss idea to put the next page button at the top. what a crock of shit. i hate stoke." And he's calling us backwards At least you can navigate our messageboard, what fucking retard designed theirs.
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Post by mailman44 on Sept 11, 2014 0:29:10 GMT
Can't take that Lesbian City fan base seriously. And neither can Derby or Forest. That lot is always trying to make Derby and Forest accept them as equals and failing miserably .....
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Post by gcstokie on Sept 11, 2014 5:55:16 GMT
How about...
I'd rather drink beer I'd rather drink beeeeeer Danny Drinkwater.... I'd rather drink beer!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2014 6:31:43 GMT
Sol Campbells your mum Sol Campbells your mum Danny Drinkpiss Sol Campbells your mum
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Post by basingstokie on Sept 11, 2014 7:15:21 GMT
This should be a weekly feature. Not only because it's quite funny in itself, but because it reveals how touchy opposition supporters are in hilarious fashion. (Ehem. I'm looking at you Leicester you bunch of pansy bastards.) God help the servers that run the Arsenal board when we play them and we pick our player of choice as being Ramsey. Nah Ramsey's too obvious. We need to pick someone who we have no reason to violently dislike. A nobody if you will. That lad from Southampton, Chambers, just have a go at him and leave Ramsey and Wenger alone. It will confuse the f*** out of them
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Post by k on Sept 11, 2014 7:44:21 GMT
He drinks his own piss, He drinks his own piss, He doesn't drinkwater, He drinks his own piss.
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Post by metalhead on Sept 11, 2014 7:53:42 GMT
Nah too many syllables in his surname ...
"Danny Drinkwater, you're a bastard, you're a bastard!"
Doesn't scan right ...
We only hate Danny Drinkwater... Nah that doesn't go either.
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Sept 11, 2014 9:07:16 GMT
It's so easy to wind that lot up
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2014 9:40:54 GMT
Sol Campbells your mum Sol Campbells your mum Danny Drinkpiss Sol Campbells your mum "Danny Drinkpiss"
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Post by slpmarc on Sept 11, 2014 10:15:45 GMT
Some stoke fans already pick a player to abuse at the game, unfortunately they that dumb they abuse there own players
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2014 10:16:21 GMT
Some stoke fans already pick a player to abuse at the game, unfortunately they that dumb they abuse there own players *cough* Marc Wilson *cough*
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Post by block27row27 on Sept 11, 2014 10:44:49 GMT
Some stoke fans already pick a player to abuse at the game, unfortunately they that dumb they abuse there own players *cough* Marc Wilson *cough* *cough* Glen Whelan *cough*
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Post by metalhead on Sept 11, 2014 10:47:10 GMT
Some stoke fans already pick a player to abuse at the game, unfortunately they that dumb they abuse there own players *cough* Marc Wilson *cough* *cough* Marc Wilson *cough* *cough* Glen Whelan *cough* You two got a cold?
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Post by block27row27 on Sept 11, 2014 11:03:11 GMT
*cough* Marc Wilson *cough* *cough* Glen Whelan *cough* You two got a cold? Fucking have, caught it off that bastard Danny Drinkwater
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