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Post by ihaveadream on Sept 1, 2014 13:44:33 GMT
A bottle of head and shoulders fell off the shelf this morning. It travelled the entire length of the room, and I tried to catch it but it went straight through my legs.
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Post by jeycov on Sept 1, 2014 13:47:05 GMT
 A bottle of head and shoulders fell off the shelf this morning. It travelled the entire length of the room, and I tried to catch it but it went straight through my legs. Briliant
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Post by djduncanjames on Sept 1, 2014 13:47:42 GMT
You must be having an off day  |
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Post by robstokie on Sept 1, 2014 13:48:28 GMT
A bottle of head and shoulders fell off the shelf this morning. It travelled the entire length of the room, and I tried to catch it but it went straight through my legs. Fair play, that's very funny. Shame my spoof about signings wasn't as well received. |
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Post by stokiejoe on Sept 1, 2014 13:50:25 GMT
A bottle of head and shoulders fell off the shelf this morning. It travelled the entire length of the room, and I tried to catch it but it went straight through my legs. Your real name isn't Joe Hart is it? |
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Post by ************** on Sept 1, 2014 13:54:38 GMT
What's "Head & Shoulders"?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 14:30:46 GMT
I've just changed my kitchen taps.
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Post by jeycov on Sept 1, 2014 14:36:24 GMT
Delete post not working sorry
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Post by onionman on Sept 1, 2014 14:46:27 GMT
That's nothing mate, I dived the full length of my kitchen, in pursuit of the biggest birthday cake in the world, but missed it completely and ended up rolling around the floor like a big pillock, then compounded my agony by finding out it wasn't even my birthday cake after all, it was Mark Hughes's birthday cake.
No birthday cake for me.
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Post by lancer on Sept 1, 2014 14:47:50 GMT
A bottle of head and shoulders fell off the shelf this morning. It travelled the entire length of the room, and I tried to catch it but it went straight through my legs. Don't lose hart, there's plenty more in Boots.  |
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Post by lancer on Sept 1, 2014 14:48:07 GMT
A bottle of head and shoulders fell off the shelf this morning. It travelled the entire length of the room, and I tried to catch it but it went straight through my legs. Don't lose hart, there's plenty more in Boots. |
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Post by NassauDave on Sept 1, 2014 15:09:07 GMT
What's "Head & Shoulders"? Pubes shampoo mate. |
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Post by ************** on Sept 1, 2014 15:16:14 GMT
What's "Head & Shoulders"? Pubes shampoo mate. Like soap then?  |
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Post by ihaveadream on Sept 1, 2014 15:16:51 GMT
That's nothing mate, I dived the full length of my kitchen, in pursuit of the biggest birthday cake in the world, but missed it completely and ended up rolling around the floor like a big pillock, then compounded my agony by finding out it wasn't even my birthday cake after all, it was Mark Hughes's birthday cake. No birthday cake for me. Hope you got lots of yellow birthday cards |
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Post by philm87 on Sept 1, 2014 15:17:21 GMT
You must have been left scratching your head
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Post by Billybigbollox on Sept 1, 2014 16:13:47 GMT
Bad hair day ?
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Sept 1, 2014 17:17:26 GMT
It would be funny if we signed someone named Dan Druff.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 17:34:07 GMT
A bottle of head and shoulders fell off the shelf this morning. It travelled the entire length of the room, and I tried to catch it but it went straight through my legs. Fair play, that's very funny. Shame my spoof about signings wasn't as well received.  |
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Post by robstokie on Sept 1, 2014 17:36:57 GMT
Fair play, that's very funny. Shame my spoof about signings wasn't as well received. Please Dickie, Not the finger...AGAIN...  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 18:09:24 GMT
If the top had come off, would it have been a wet dream?
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