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Post by Trouserdog on Aug 30, 2014 16:06:56 GMT
That has to be the best result since we were promoted. No, fuck that...the best result EVER, since 1888.
I have properly spunked myself dry watching that...we were absolutely incredible from first minute to last. Every player was at least a 9 out of 10, and Hughes's tactics were absolutely spot on. This was a game where counter attacking at pace and working 'aaaaard were the order of the day- not showboating around or sulking with hands on hips. The team selection was perfect, the performance was perfect, even watching it on a jerky stream was OK, even if the damn thing did give me a heart attack a few times by freezing up at vital moments.
Crouchy was great up-top, Diouf a revelation in a deeper role, Walters more than justified his selection, N'Zonzi absolutely bossing the midfield, Shawcross imperious at the back...but like I say, everyone was fucking ace and 'm going to have fourteen wanks tonight- one for every player who appeared. I might have to get my Natalie Sawyer pictures out to help me along during my Charlie Adam tribute tug, but I'll get through it nonetheless.
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by borat on Aug 30, 2014 16:08:38 GMT
I'm with you on that, the best result in my lifetime!
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Post by sage on Aug 30, 2014 16:09:32 GMT
Liked for the title alone  |
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Post by cozmick on Aug 30, 2014 16:09:31 GMT
We beat the champions at their own gaf, I cant fucking believe it.
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Aug 30, 2014 16:09:54 GMT
That has to be the best result since we were promoted. No, fuck that...the best result EVER, since 1888. I have properly spunked myself dry watching that...we were absolutely incredible from first minute to last. Every player was at least a 9 out of 10, and Hughes's tactics were absolutely spot on. This was a game where counter attacking at pace and working 'aaaaard were the order of the day- not showboating around or sulking with hands on hips. The team selection was perfect, the performance was perfect, even watching it on a jerky stream was OK, even if the damn thing did give me a heart attack a few times by freezing up at vital moments. Crouchy was great up-top, Diouf a revelation in a deeper role, Walters more than justified his selection, N'Zonzi absolutely bossing the midfield, Shawcross imperious at the back...but like I say, everyone was fucking ace and 'm going to have fourteen wanks tonight- one for every player who appeared. I might have to get my Natalie Sawyer pictures out to help me along during my Charlie Adam tribute tug, but I'll get through it nonetheless. GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do remember you saying that you would have dropped Diouf though?   |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 30, 2014 16:10:02 GMT
That has to be the best result since we were promoted. No, fuck that...the best result EVER, since 1888. I have properly spunked myself dry watching that...we were absolutely incredible from first minute to last. Every player was at least a 9 out of 10, and Hughes's tactics were absolutely spot on. This was a game where counter attacking at pace and working 'aaaaard were the order of the day- not showboating around or sulking with hands on hips. The team selection was perfect, the performance was perfect, even watching it on a jerky stream was OK, even if the damn thing did give me a heart attack a few times by freezing up at vital moments. Crouchy was great up-top, Diouf a revelation in a deeper role, Walters more than justified his selection, N'Zonzi absolutely bossing the midfield, Shawcross imperious at the back...but like I say, everyone was fucking ace and 'm going to have fourteen wanks tonight- one for every player who appeared. I might have to get my Natalie Sawyer pictures out to help me along during my Charlie Adam tribute tug, but I'll get through it nonetheless. GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha excellent. |
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Post by ruts66 on Aug 30, 2014 16:10:36 GMT
Third only to 4.3.72 and Bolton at Wembley but, hell yeah, what a performance... :-)
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Post by kbillyh on Aug 30, 2014 16:12:03 GMT
Mine started coming out white, went red and now it's black, shooting out like a fucked up oil rig.
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Post by RedandWhite90 on Aug 30, 2014 16:13:17 GMT
That has to be the best result since we were promoted. No, fuck that...the best result EVER, since 1888. I have properly spunked myself dry watching that...we were absolutely incredible from first minute to last. Every player was at least a 9 out of 10, and Hughes's tactics were absolutely spot on. This was a game where counter attacking at pace and working 'aaaaard were the order of the day- not showboating around or sulking with hands on hips. The team selection was perfect, the performance was perfect, even watching it on a jerky stream was OK, even if the damn thing did give me a heart attack a few times by freezing up at vital moments. Crouchy was great up-top, Diouf a revelation in a deeper role, Walters more than justified his selection, N'Zonzi absolutely bossing the midfield, Shawcross imperious at the back...but like I say, everyone was fucking ace and 'm going to have fourteen wanks tonight- one for every player who appeared. I might have to get my Natalie Sawyer pictures out to help me along during my Charlie Adam tribute tug, but I'll get through it nonetheless. GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do remember you saying that you would have dropped Diouf though? So would I!! That's why I'm not a manager though ;D |
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Post by Trouserdog on Aug 30, 2014 16:14:56 GMT
That has to be the best result since we were promoted. No, fuck that...the best result EVER, since 1888. I have properly spunked myself dry watching that...we were absolutely incredible from first minute to last. Every player was at least a 9 out of 10, and Hughes's tactics were absolutely spot on. This was a game where counter attacking at pace and working 'aaaaard were the order of the day- not showboating around or sulking with hands on hips. The team selection was perfect, the performance was perfect, even watching it on a jerky stream was OK, even if the damn thing did give me a heart attack a few times by freezing up at vital moments. Crouchy was great up-top, Diouf a revelation in a deeper role, Walters more than justified his selection, N'Zonzi absolutely bossing the midfield, Shawcross imperious at the back...but like I say, everyone was fucking ace and 'm going to have fourteen wanks tonight- one for every player who appeared. I might have to get my Natalie Sawyer pictures out to help me along during my Charlie Adam tribute tug, but I'll get through it nonetheless. GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do remember you saying that you would have dropped Diouf though? No way. I'm currently forcing the wife to wear a Mame Diouf mask and am conkers deep even as I type this. My neighbours are all standing at the window clapping me and singing "Mama Diouf, Mama Diouf, Mama Mama Diouf" to the tune of the old Sidibe song. Fucking love Diouf I do. |
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Post by coates on Aug 30, 2014 16:16:51 GMT
Totally agree
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Post by redwhitesingfight on Aug 30, 2014 16:17:26 GMT
Doesnt get any better. Thats showed citeh the flash false wankers. We are a real team.
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Post by stokemark on Aug 30, 2014 16:18:07 GMT
That has to be the best result since we were promoted. No, fuck that...the best result EVER, since 1888. I have properly spunked myself dry watching that...we were absolutely incredible from first minute to last. Every player was at least a 9 out of 10, and Hughes's tactics were absolutely spot on. This was a game where counter attacking at pace and working 'aaaaard were the order of the day- not showboating around or sulking with hands on hips. The team selection was perfect, the performance was perfect, even watching it on a jerky stream was OK, even if the damn thing did give me a heart attack a few times by freezing up at vital moments. Crouchy was great up-top, Diouf a revelation in a deeper role, Walters more than justified his selection, N'Zonzi absolutely bossing the midfield, Shawcross imperious at the back...but like I say, everyone was fucking ace and 'm going to have fourteen wanks tonight- one for every player who appeared. I might have to get my Natalie Sawyer pictures out to help me along during my Charlie Adam tribute tug, but I'll get through it nonetheless. GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will you be having a slice of humble pie for tea ? |
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Post by Bagwash on Aug 30, 2014 16:18:39 GMT
That has to be the best result since we were promoted. No, fuck that...the best result EVER, since 1888. I have properly spunked myself dry watching that...we were absolutely incredible from first minute to last. Every player was at least a 9 out of 10, and Hughes's tactics were absolutely spot on. This was a game where counter attacking at pace and working 'aaaaard were the order of the day- not showboating around or sulking with hands on hips. The team selection was perfect, the performance was perfect, even watching it on a jerky stream was OK, even if the damn thing did give me a heart attack a few times by freezing up at vital moments. Crouchy was great up-top, Diouf a revelation in a deeper role, Walters more than justified his selection, N'Zonzi absolutely bossing the midfield, Shawcross imperious at the back...but like I say, everyone was fucking ace and 'm going to have fourteen wanks tonight- one for every player who appeared. I might have to get my Natalie Sawyer pictures out to help me along during my Charlie Adam tribute tug, but I'll get through it nonetheless. GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent post matey,agree with every word. Its always special to be a Stokie but tonight it will be a little better. GGGOOOAAARRRNNNN STOKE |
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Post by robstokie on Aug 30, 2014 16:19:22 GMT
Absolutely superb, the boys put in a real fucking shift, everyone was fantastic, but Shawcross was a cut above, gave the likes of Aguero not a sniff. Also great to see Diouf get off the mark, what a fucking beauty. Excellent tactics from hughes, we were organised, closed everything down, gave them no time on the ball and looked threatening on the break.
I still cannot believe it. A win in the champions backyard. I NEVER NEVER saw that one coming.
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Post by dirtygary69 on Aug 30, 2014 16:22:38 GMT
Doesn't get any better than that, does it? Away at the reigning champions after a disappointing start and we go and do that.
Spaff out of 10.
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Post by FullerMagic on Aug 30, 2014 16:23:32 GMT
Say no more.......  |
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Post by Bombus on Aug 30, 2014 16:24:05 GMT
Top man, TD!!
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Post by SidibeGod on Aug 30, 2014 16:26:22 GMT
Been to every event at the Etihad since the Commonwealth Games (well every Stoke match anyway) apart from this one!! And what f***kin happens??!! Hughes out!!  |
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Post by Linx on Aug 30, 2014 16:27:39 GMT
I have only just found out, hosting a BBQ. Although in polite society, i might just jizz.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Aug 30, 2014 16:36:50 GMT
Been to every event at the Etihad since the Commonwealth Games (well every Stoke match anyway) apart from this one!! And what f***kin happens??!! Hughes out!! Well fucking stay away in future and fuck off up the ....  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2014 19:20:24 GMT
You certainly have a way with words, Trouser!
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Post by ************** on Aug 30, 2014 19:29:03 GMT
Trouser?
As in "Sir, I have a nice trouser for you today".
I think its Trousers.
Anyway, I too am floating home on a sea of my own semen.
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Post by ukcstokie on Aug 30, 2014 19:30:30 GMT
That has to be the best result since we were promoted. No, fuck that...the best result EVER, since 1888. I have properly spunked myself dry watching that...we were absolutely incredible from first minute to last. Every player was at least a 9 out of 10, and Hughes's tactics were absolutely spot on. This was a game where counter attacking at pace and working 'aaaaard were the order of the day- not showboating around or sulking with hands on hips. The team selection was perfect, the performance was perfect, even watching it on a jerky stream was OK, even if the damn thing did give me a heart attack a few times by freezing up at vital moments. Crouchy was great up-top, Diouf a revelation in a deeper role, Walters more than justified his selection, N'Zonzi absolutely bossing the midfield, Shawcross imperious at the back...but like I say, everyone was fucking ace and 'm going to have fourteen wanks tonight- one for every player who appeared. I might have to get my Natalie Sawyer pictures out to help me along during my Charlie Adam tribute tug, but I'll get through it nonetheless. GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What fucking rubbish! That's just shit. Bego was no more than a 7. Didn't have anything to do did he? Every player 9 or 10? Ha!  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2014 20:35:46 GMT
Just a shortened version of trouserdog actually!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2014 20:39:04 GMT
There is spunk everywhere across Stoke-On-Trent!
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Post by robstokie on Aug 30, 2014 20:40:10 GMT
Im swimming in swimmers, that's my future kids out of the question but who cares...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2014 20:41:33 GMT
Possibly the best title to a thread ever!!
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Post by Trouserdog on Aug 30, 2014 20:44:45 GMT
 Inside my car. |
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Post by jarhead on Aug 30, 2014 20:46:23 GMT
Fuckin fantastic and shooting steam now
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