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Post by thestatusquo on Aug 27, 2014 14:02:22 GMT
There's something about Joe Allen, in the way that he plays football, his general appearance and even his name, that makes me think God woke up one day and decided to create the most average human being the world has ever seen. Like he had a bet with Satan or something. He's the Welsh James Milner, but a bit less exciting. I bet he even goes here :-
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Post by onionman on Aug 27, 2014 14:06:26 GMT
There's something about Joe Allen, in the way that he plays football, his general appearance and even his name, that makes me think God woke up one day and decided to create the most average human being the world has ever seen. Like he had a bet with Satan or something. He's the Welsh James Milner, but a bit less exciting. I remember when Birmingham had Keith Fahey and thinking exactly the same. Gareth Barry is another.
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Post by Gary Hackett on Aug 27, 2014 14:26:11 GMT
Most Liverpool fans think he's shit too, go check out their Facebook page.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2014 14:27:30 GMT
There's something about Joe Allen, in the way that he plays football, his general appearance and even his name, that makes me think God woke up one day and decided to create the most average human being the world has ever seen. Like he had a bet with Satan or something. He's the Welsh James Milner, but a bit less exciting. he's taken the title off Luke Chadwick
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Post by johnsmithsupper on Aug 27, 2014 15:00:49 GMT
Southampton
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Post by onionman on Aug 27, 2014 15:40:13 GMT
There's something about Joe Allen, in the way that he plays football, his general appearance and even his name, that makes me think God woke up one day and decided to create the most average human being the world has ever seen. Like he had a bet with Satan or something. He's the Welsh James Milner, but a bit less exciting. he's taken the title off Luke Chadwick The good news for Luke is that his general appearance is anything but average.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2014 16:14:59 GMT
he's taken the title off Luke Chadwick The good news for Luke is that his general appearance is anything but average.
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Post by robstokie on Aug 27, 2014 20:02:16 GMT
Joe Allen believes Liverpool need to be more cynical after describing Brendan Rodgers’ team as “too honest and too fair” in their defeat at Manchester City. Cunt. Honest and Fair? Not exactly words you would associate with the likes of Sterling or a load of Scousers, is it?
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Post by dutchstokie on Aug 28, 2014 8:23:53 GMT
I don't rate him anyway but even for him he was awful the other night against Man City. It felt like every pass he made was to a Man City player. He's just dreadful, for anything more than 2/3 million I wouldn't want him to be even linked with us! Heh..??? 300,000...?? I know hes crap but they paid god knows what for him.... Or am I in the running for "Mr Dunceville 2014" and missing the point/joke ?? Is this a "whoooossshhh" ?
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Post by manchesterpotter on Aug 28, 2014 8:55:10 GMT
Rumours are that Man Utd want him.
Do they really have a first team spot for a player that doesn't score, doesn't make assists and isn't a hairy arsed destroyer?
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Post by metalhead on Aug 28, 2014 9:31:09 GMT
Rumours are that Man Utd want him. Do they really have a first team spot for a player that doesn't score, doesn't make assists and isn't a hairy arsed destroyer? And doesn't play centre back...
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Post by bayernoatcake on Aug 28, 2014 15:38:28 GMT
I don't rate him anyway but even for him he was awful the other night against Man City. It felt like every pass he made was to a Man City player. He's just dreadful, for anything more than 2/3 million I wouldn't want him to be even linked with us! Heh..??? 300,000...?? I know hes crap but they paid god knows what for him.... Or am I in the running for "Mr Dunceville 2014" and missing the point/joke ?? Is this a "whoooossshhh" ? I think it might....I'm saying I wouldn't want us to be linked with him for anything more than 2/3 million. I know Liverpool a lot more, I was just emphasising what dickheads there for doing so!
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Aug 28, 2014 15:44:43 GMT
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Post by padders01 on Aug 28, 2014 15:44:43 GMT
Man Utd accept £8m his for Tom Cleverly from Villa so this might open the door for Joe Allen
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Post by mailman44 on Aug 28, 2014 23:54:18 GMT
Joe Allen believes Liverpool need to be more cynical after describing Brendan Rodgers’ team as “too honest and too fair” in their defeat at Manchester City. Cunt. Honest and Fair? Not exactly words you would associate with the likes of Sterling or a load of Scousers, is it? Oh yes the famous "Spanish penalty" that Brendon Rodgers waxed lyrical about ....
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Post by coates on Aug 28, 2014 23:57:20 GMT
Honest and Fair? Not exactly words you would associate with the likes of Sterling or a load of Scousers, is it? Oh yes the famous "Spanish penalty" that Brendon Rodgers waxed lyrical about .... What exactly is a Spanish penalty?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2014 0:02:16 GMT
Oh yes the famous "Spanish penalty" that Brendon Rodgers waxed lyrical about .... What exactly is a Spanish penalty? It's a nobhead's way of saying "dive"
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