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Post by bathstoke on Jul 31, 2014 22:36:31 GMT
Go & earn the requisite £m's & set up your own oatcake emporium in Cambridge. Failing that, on your trips home to watch games, buy 4doz rapped in 6's & freeze'em for times of cold Turkey...
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Post by mailman44 on Aug 1, 2014 5:08:38 GMT
Did you try to get her to find a job in Fegg Hayes or Alsager? You could still suit up for a squad in the Traders League.
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Post by thepremierbanksy on Aug 1, 2014 8:08:49 GMT
Sounds like you'll be spending most of your life travelling. Stock up on the Just for Men.
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Post by sufolkstokie on Aug 1, 2014 8:19:09 GMT
Cambridge - pah! another hour on for me in sunny Suffolk
Cambridge is
a) Bloody expensive (London house prices) b) Very very crowded c) But very nice
Oatcakes don't travel - buy em in Stoke and freeze
A14 normally fine, but when it goes wrong it is a bugga
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Aug 1, 2014 9:16:02 GMT
Get your brown wings and fuck her off. Letting you finance her through University then dictating.
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Post by Linx on Aug 1, 2014 10:54:43 GMT
Get your brown wings and fuck her off. Letting you finance her through University then dictating. You old cynic, Mr D! Don't you recognise young love when you see it?
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Post by dirtygary69 on Aug 1, 2014 10:54:50 GMT
I can't give you a lift but, by fuck, do I want some oatcakes after reading this thread.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Aug 1, 2014 11:34:34 GMT
I did the same 32 years ago,when moving to N/Ireland,I am just about getting used to it now,but would move back home like a shot, given the chance.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Aug 1, 2014 12:08:50 GMT
Get your brown wings and fuck her off. Letting you finance her through University then dictating. You old cynic, Mr D! Don't you recognise young love when you see it?
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Post by Cast no shadow on Aug 1, 2014 12:14:36 GMT
I couldn't be away from the love of my life, and my lady understands that! She wouldnt be so selfish!
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Post by NassauDave on Aug 1, 2014 12:24:28 GMT
Just out of interest, as i have led a very sheltered life, what on earth is a beer poo? It is when the amount of alcohol consumed is such that it rends the normal restraints on shitting yourself useless. Once the urge to poo is upon you there is a very very small 'window of opportunity' before you shit yourself. Glad to be of help GD There goes the voice of experience. :-) Well described GD. I too have been a 'victim' of this curse, funnily enough in foreign lands at World Cup tournaments. I am such a true patriot!
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Post by iwwwsatv on Aug 2, 2014 6:56:31 GMT
Stoke season ticket holders in Bury St Edmunds.
Easy train trip to London for work and games from Cambridge.
I'm up for a beer in Cambridge with a fellow Stokie when you move.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2014 7:11:52 GMT
If you don't fancy driving...
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