I would like to kidnap his father all over again
the ransom ?
that 250 - 220 hours community service he owes us all, --- he wangled his scabby necked way out of
before he bailed out - literally - to Italy
no one deserves family kidnap in truth
but this little cnut is surely the most despicable of all foreign players who've earned a fortune off the back of
our premier league
Never even tried to learn the language - surrounded himself with a veritable 'rent a crowd' of Jabbering
sychophants - chose who and when he played - flouted
the our laws of our land in so many ways - even tired
using celebrity lawyers to weazle his way out of a richly deserved conviction when caught red handed
breaking the law again and again
and basically, opted out of accepting the punishment he so richly deserved
by paying a ridiculously small fine as compared to his enormous wealth
in short
a complete twat