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Post by kingdong on Jul 24, 2014 1:01:31 GMT
I was in the toilet at work today and another work colleague came it and occupied a cubicle 2 away from mine. It was obvious he was on his mobile phone.
He continued to have a conversation with the other person who I think was his wife/partner whist excreting what can only be described as an incredibly sloppy Barry White.
Now I heard the sloppy splashings from 3 cubicles away and I am sure the other person heard it as well as the next thing I heard Sloppy McPloppy say was "No, no I'm in the corridor at work".
I didn't hear what his wife/partner said after that but I'm hoping it was along the lines of "So you are taking a shit in a corridor?"
Anyway my question: is it acceptable to be on the phone whilst taking a shit?
I think mobile phones and Barry Whites don't mix
It also puts to bed the notion that men can't do more than 1 task at a time.
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Jul 24, 2014 6:03:26 GMT
I suppose if there's a sign saying "Now Wash Your Phone", then it's OK.
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Post by steve66 on Jul 24, 2014 6:49:00 GMT
Take it he dropped a few blackberries down the Pan ass sonic?
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 24, 2014 7:11:11 GMT
Dirty bastard.
Sent from my ipad whilst taking a dump.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 7:17:32 GMT
Dirty bastard. Sent from my ipad whilst taking a dump.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 10:54:41 GMT
What better place to DUMP a girlfriend =) "Sorry dear our relationship has just gone down the pan "
Just make sure you remember which hand the phone is in when it's time to wipe =)
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Post by Linx on Jul 24, 2014 11:11:13 GMT
On a sligtly different slant, I think it's bad form to have your phone out anywhere in a public loo. The fact that anyone can take a sneaky photo of you in a potentially embarrassing moment is not a good thing. There ought to be those crossed out phone signs in public loos.
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Post by salopstick on Jul 24, 2014 11:23:31 GMT
i think its quite humourous to text people pictures of your coiler
and the paper once wiped
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 11:37:32 GMT
I never go to the bog without my mobile phone anymore,infact even if I get to the bog bosting for a shit and realise it's downstairs,I will risk shitting myself to go an fetch it.
On a slightly different note,how many wipes is deemed the norm before you look at what you have wiped?
Is looking after the first wipe classed as dirty?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 12:08:45 GMT
Wipe? I use the hose mate. Nice and clean.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 24, 2014 15:30:46 GMT
I never go to the bog without my mobile phone anymore,infact even if I get to the bog bosting for a shit and realise it's downstairs,I will risk shitting myself to go an fetch it. On a slightly different note,how many wipes is deemed the norm before you look at what you have wiped? Is looking after the first wipe classed as dirty? It depends on whether you have actually used paper or just your fingers. (111)  |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 24, 2014 22:33:04 GMT
Wipe? I use the hose mate. Nice and clean. ************** welcome back matey. |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 24, 2014 22:58:31 GMT
I forgot to take my phone once when I went for a shit, now I know all the chemical components that make up a bottle of Cillit Bang.
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Post by stokester1989 on Jul 26, 2014 14:41:01 GMT
I facetime on the shitters
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