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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 9:00:24 GMT
Since she revealed that Rolf Harris had touched her up she has had a torrent of abuse from social media ( there's an oxymoron if ever there was ) Well Vanessa, just in case you are reading this here is some good news for you. Burger King are doing a buy one get one free at the moment, and the "all you can eat weekend buffet" at the Harvester has now been extended to 7 days...Hope this cheers you up love.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 11:29:37 GMT
Ooooh you're bad person shanghai...
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Post by block27row27 on Jul 8, 2014 12:09:01 GMT
You'd think she'd be grateful
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 12:16:23 GMT
Just been reading what she had to say. "He started touching my calfs, then moving his hand to my knee, before I knew he had cupped my breasts, then moved up to my inner thighs "
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 12:17:04 GMT
Ok that last one is funny
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Post by NassauDave on Jul 8, 2014 12:22:33 GMT
Just been reading what she had to say. "He started touching my calfs, then moving his hand to my knee, before I knew he had cupped my breasts, then moved up to my inner thighs " She must have been doing fucking handstands
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 12:54:56 GMT
Just been reading what she had to say. "He started touching my calfs, then moving his hand to my knee, before I knew he had cupped my breasts, then moved up to my inner thighs " She must have been doing fucking handstands LOL....Nope.....Just got massive droopy tits.....
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 13:12:17 GMT
Breaking news. Following Vanessa Feltz's revelations that she was groped by Rolf Harris, he is now facing charges of handling huge amounts of crack.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jul 8, 2014 16:18:23 GMT
Groping Feltz, just goes to prove what a sick bastard he was.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 8, 2014 16:43:13 GMT
I'd shag her, but only if she gave me written permission. Oh and copious amounts of class A drugs.
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Post by Sergeant Muttley on Jul 8, 2014 17:52:17 GMT
As the door slams shut,the lights turned out,poor old Rolf Harris sits on his bed.He puts his head in his hands and begins to cry.Then a voice from behind him says " do you think that i would leave you crying when there's room in my bed for two......"
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Post by harryburrows on Jul 8, 2014 17:58:45 GMT
one report i read vanessa said " he sneaked his hands inside my knickers " now how the hell do you do that ?
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Post by serpico on Jul 8, 2014 18:50:51 GMT
She claims she had to cut to a commercial break due to Rolfs wondering hands getting inside her underwear, which begs the question where's the footage of this happening ? also, if you look at the stills she's wearing a long dress, would it even be possible for him to do what she alleges without it being plainly obvious to everyone watching the broadcast and everyone involved with the big breakfast crew ?.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 8, 2014 18:52:29 GMT
one report i read vanessa said " he sneaked his hands inside my knickers " now how the hell do you do that ? Perhaps she had a pair of crotchless ones on. Ugh I've just been sick in my mouth.
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Post by harrysburrow on Jul 8, 2014 20:48:11 GMT
Bet he needed a big bag of flower to find his way round?
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 8, 2014 20:50:19 GMT
Bet he needed a big bag of flower to find his way round? I bet it didn't smell like a flower.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 21:17:03 GMT
She claims she had to cut to a commercial break due to Rolfs wondering hands getting inside her underwear, which begs the question where's the footage of this happening ? also, if you look at the stills she's wearing a long dress, would it even be possible for him to do what she alleges without it being plainly obvious to everyone watching the broadcast and everyone involved with the big breakfast crew ?. Someone with Sense, VF is perhaps trying to get back in the limelight?...a bit like when Oprah Winfrey went off on one about racism just before the film was released that she happened to be in..last year i think. TEST
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Post by kidsgroveboxxy on Jul 8, 2014 22:12:04 GMT
TBF, I'd shag her because I'm a very scummy man with little morals or self respect.
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Post by craig67 on Jul 9, 2014 0:35:24 GMT
TBF, I'd shag her because I'm a very scummy man with little morals or self respect. I would as well-though she is boxing above my normal level.
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Post by britsabroad on Jul 9, 2014 1:04:44 GMT
She really will jump on any bandwagon for a bit of publicity. Surely even Rolf has standards.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2014 1:50:17 GMT
Rolf.....You should have gone to Specsavers.....
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Post by Northy on Jul 9, 2014 6:13:21 GMT
I presume they are on some shit TV programme with cameras everywhere at every angle, so where is the footage you minging lard arse?
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Post by elystokie on Jul 9, 2014 6:52:19 GMT
She claims she had to cut to a commercial break due to Rolfs wondering hands getting inside her underwear, which begs the question where's the footage of this happening ? also, if you look at the stills she's wearing a long dress, would it even be possible for him to do what she alleges without it being plainly obvious to everyone watching the broadcast and everyone involved with the big breakfast crew ?. Someone with Sense, VF is perhaps trying to get back in the limelight?...a bit like when Oprah Winfrey went off on one about racism just before the film was released that she happened to be in..last year i think. TEST In a way I hope she does get back in the limelight. Then the BBC might fuck her off from the early morning radio show that I can no longer listen to due to her whiny voice grating on me like someone running their fingernails down a blackboard.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2014 13:24:02 GMT
Someone with Sense, VF is perhaps trying to get back in the limelight?...a bit like when Oprah Winfrey went off on one about racism just before the film was released that she happened to be in..last year i think. TEST In a way I hope she does get back in the limelight. Then the BBC might fuck her off from the early morning radio show that I can no longer listen to due to her whiny voice grating on me like someone running their fingernails down a blackboard. shes much better than her predecessor anneka rice i used to list to her when driving upto the north west was she pissed all the time?sadly dont turn r2 on now until sir ken at 9;30 as chris evans is utter dogshite.[and imo a totally unsuitable replacement for terry wogan]
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Post by stokebloke on Jul 9, 2014 15:51:32 GMT
big women have got tight fannies....id slip the fat cunt one any day of the week.
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Post by elystokie on Jul 9, 2014 15:54:38 GMT
In a way I hope she does get back in the limelight. Then the BBC might fuck her off from the early morning radio show that I can no longer listen to due to her whiny voice grating on me like someone running their fingernails down a blackboard. shes much better than her predecessor anneka rice i used to list to her when driving upto the north west was she pissed all the time?sadly dont turn r2 on now until sir ken at 9;30 as chris evans is utter dogshite.[and imo a totally unsuitable replacement for terry wogan] Not terribly keen on Anneker Rice either, but rather her (or anybody else) than Vanessa, she presents the early(ish) Saturday morning show, Feltz's long term predecessor was Sarah Kennedy, and yes, I think she was pissed all the time, I used to listen on my way to work because the unbelievable shit she used to come out with amused me somewhat.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 9, 2014 18:30:45 GMT
big women have got tight fannies....id slip the fat cunt one any day of the week. Mine ain't. :-)
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Post by dutchstokie on Jul 24, 2014 8:59:52 GMT
TBF, I'd shag her because I'm a very scummy man with little morals or self respect. Im with you on that - my morals are lower than a snakes ballbag !
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Post by dutchstokie on Jul 24, 2014 9:02:21 GMT
big women have got tight fannies....id slip the fat cunt one any day of the week. Total bollox - Ive had a few 'plumpers' in my time and theyve all had trouts like a ripped windsock.....
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Post by jonah77 on Jul 24, 2014 13:41:55 GMT
I thought i was alone in being prepared to give Feltz a good seeing to but it seems I have a few brethren on here. Cudos.
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