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Post by skip on Jun 13, 2014 16:33:34 GMT
Cue the first ad agency to produce an advert for squirty cream.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2014 7:48:38 GMT
I have been doing it for years on FIFA games on my playstation, I use tipex on the screen, at first it was quite good , but after a few weeks I could see fuck all on my screen other than tipex...KIDS...DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME...Instead do it at yr mates house, I'm sure his folks will have a right old laugh with you.
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Post by dutchpeter72 on Jun 14, 2014 7:51:04 GMT
I hope Banksy starts using the stuff
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2014 8:15:05 GMT
One of the Dutch defenders was mard arsing at the ref last night because he sprayed some on his boot! He was really angered by it and I'm pretty sure he was gesturing afterwards in a way to call the ref a dickhead.
Modern day footballers,you've got to love em.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2014 9:56:50 GMT
Does it work on beer guts =)
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Post by march4 on Jun 14, 2014 10:34:36 GMT
Having seen a close up of the stuff on TV last night, I suspect it is a type of shaving foam.
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Post by Stoke711 on Jun 14, 2014 10:38:47 GMT
It's been all the rage in South America for the best part of a decade, I really don't know why it's taken so long to adopt it in Europe. This! When I lived in Argentina, thought it was a great idea and we should use it.
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Post by kristoff on Jun 14, 2014 12:20:30 GMT
The only reason some players are moaning is because it means they cant cheat anymore. If the could also find a way to make sure the kick is taken from where the foul actually was instead of 5 yeards (or more in some cases) further up the pitch it would be good
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Post by ossicular on Jun 14, 2014 12:45:18 GMT
The ref could use his squirty cream to put a big X where the foul took place and a line where the wall should stand.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2014 15:55:30 GMT
The ref could use his squirty cream to put a big X where the foul took place and a line where the wall should stand. That is how they use it.
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Post by march4 on Jun 14, 2014 15:59:16 GMT
The ref could use his squirty cream to put a big X where the foul took place and a line where the wall should stand. That is how they use it. The ref should make an 'X' where the tackle took place, another 'X' where the diving cheat rolled to and the distance should be measured so that a ban where one year is equivalent to every centimetre rolled can be imposed. Where this is longer than the player's lifetime, the ban should be extended to all future generations of children and grandchildren until it is complete. That is how you deal with cheats.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2014 16:01:15 GMT
The ref should make an 'X' where the tackle took place, another 'X' where the diving cheat rolled to and the distance should be measured so that a ban where one year is equivalent to every centimetre rolled can be imposed. Where this is longer than the player's lifetime, the ban should be extended to all future generations of children and grandchildren until it is complete. That is how you deal with cheats. Or just get somebody with the balls to ban them for a few games ?
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Post by march4 on Jun 14, 2014 16:03:27 GMT
The ref should make an 'X' where the tackle took place, another 'X' where the diving cheat rolled to and the distance should be measured so that a ban where one year is equivalent to every centimetre rolled can be imposed. Where this is longer than the player's lifetime, the ban should be extended to all future generations of children and grandchildren until it is complete. That is how you deal with cheats. Or just get somebody with the balls to ban them for a few games ? Commentators calling a cheat a cheat would be a start instead of saying that was a 'soft' foul.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2014 16:04:44 GMT
Or just get somebody with the balls to ban them for a few games ? Commentators calling a cheat a cheat would be a start instead of saying that was a 'soft' foul. Agreed.
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Post by kristoff on Jun 14, 2014 17:45:59 GMT
Or just get somebody with the balls to ban them for a few games ? Commentators calling a cheat a cheat would be a start instead of saying that was a 'soft' foul. I notice ex forwards use that term a lot more than defenders.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2014 18:35:39 GMT
Wonder if it would work on the wife!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2014 19:21:46 GMT
Havn't seen a white line dissapear so quick since Merson was still on the Charlie
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Post by FullerMagic on Jul 30, 2014 16:10:42 GMT
Yay - we've got the spray. Premier League ? premierleagueBREAKING: Vanishing spray will be used in the Barclays Premier League from the start of this season #SprayForBPL
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Post by thestatusquo on Jul 30, 2014 16:15:43 GMT
I can't see it myself !! But I supposed they had to draw the line somewhere.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2014 16:17:36 GMT
Oh joy.
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Post by Billy the kid on Jul 30, 2014 16:30:02 GMT
Thank god we dont have snow like we used too.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2014 16:37:44 GMT
Could spray it on all the Utd fans! Wouldn't have to liste n to them, then!
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 30, 2014 16:40:51 GMT
Surely you can get hold of this spray somewhere, I'd like to procure some, sneak onto the touchline against Arsenal and draw a massive, spunking cock pointing in the direction of that stonking great cunter Wenger.
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Post by Davef on Jul 30, 2014 16:58:56 GMT
Yay - we've got the spray. Premier League ? premierleagueBREAKING: Vanishing spray will be used in the Barclays Premier League from the start of this season #SprayForBPL Is that genuine or are the PL just taking the piss out of Southampton?
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Post by boskampsflaps on Jul 30, 2014 17:25:16 GMT
I can't see it myself !! But I supposed they had to draw the line somewhere.
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Post by drfishy on Jul 30, 2014 17:36:25 GMT
Bet all the Sunday League match refs will be rolling up with their cans of Gillette shaving foam
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Post by likelyladgalizmo on Jul 30, 2014 17:40:26 GMT
Bet all the Sunday League match refs will be rolling up with their cans of Gillette shaving foam Lol or the Tesco value shaving foam.
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Post by bloody56 on Jul 30, 2014 17:57:33 GMT
It worked very well in the World Cup.
The one game I saw where the ref couldn't be arsed, the players in the wall all took three steps forward as soon the refs back was turned. It was the only match where the wall wasn't ten metres.
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Post by LDE76 on Jul 30, 2014 19:10:52 GMT
Surely you can get hold of this spray somewhere, I'd like to procure some, sneak onto the touchline against Arsenal and draw a massive, spunking cock pointing in the direction of that stonking great cunter Wenger. Can you imagine Wenger's reaction when Hughes tries to shake his hand at full-time, after we've beaten them yet again?
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Post by stokiejoe on Jul 30, 2014 20:42:04 GMT
Loved it when they all stepped back to protect their boots, wimps.
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