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Post by sheikhmomo on Jun 12, 2014 11:36:42 GMT
Apologies comrades, working in the betting industry, I've been a bit busy. Apparently there's some sort of competition on in South America. England are in it but looking at who's representing us I can only conclude it's a tournament to find the world's biggest bunch of cunts and we look a shoe in. Get your money on. As for Stoke, it's the change of direction that pleases me more than anything. Our last few signings, Odemwingie, Bardsley, Sidwell. Never mind the quality just feel that re-sale value. A new era indeed! In fact as a personal apology to Mr Scholes, i'm going down the club shop today to buy an xxl away top. Oh hold on, it's the holiday season an we haven't fucking got any. So with absolutely no respect 'Scholes fucking Out' you bunch of cunts! Enjoy the world cup or the Asmir Begovic sales conference as it should be called. shouldn't be such a fat cunt then I'm big boned and have glandular problems.
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Post by Pugsley on Jun 12, 2014 11:38:33 GMT
So signing a full back is something we did under the last regime is it? Remind me... Odemwingie, Bardsley, Sidwell don't need to have re-sale value - they didn't cost us anything (cf. Mr Crouch). Maybe we shouldn't have bothered (wonder where we'd be with Kenwyn rather than PO for the last part of the season?). We now appear to have a sensible and balanced recruitment policy (experience, youth, domestic and foreign). Shame it's only been a recent move. Note to Mr Scholes: it's more important for Sheiky to get his xxl away top months before the season starts than to land some decent signings into the squad. Get your priorities right you numpty. You just making yourself look sillier and sillier here with your vendetta. Get a grip you miserable cunt. It was a light hearted response to some light hearted goading. This board really is going to the fucking dogs.
Your agenda appears to have progressed to a vendetta.
Scholes better sleep with one eye open....
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Jun 12, 2014 11:41:48 GMT
Get a grip you miserable cunt. It was a light hearted response to some light hearted goading. This board really is going to the fucking dogs.
Your agenda appears to have progressed to a vendetta.
Scholes better sleep with one eye open....
I thought snakes couldn't blink.
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Post by MarkWolstanton on Jun 12, 2014 14:23:09 GMT
Apologies comrades, working in the betting industry, I've been a bit busy. Apparently there's some sort of competition on in South America. England are in it but looking at who's representing us I can only conclude it's a tournament to find the world's biggest bunch of cunts and we look a shoe in. Get your money on. As for Stoke, it's the change of direction that pleases me more than anything. Our last few signings, Odemwingie, Bardsley, Sidwell. Never mind the quality just feel that re-sale value. A new era indeed! In fact as a personal apology to Mr Scholes, i'm going down the club shop today to buy an xxl away top. Oh hold on, it's the holiday season an we haven't fucking got any. So with absolutely no respect 'Scholes fucking Out' you bunch of cunts! Enjoy the world cup or the Asmir Begovic sales conference as it should be called. This will not do! Stung by your observations that Oatcake HQ was not coming down hard enough on the abject failure of the previous two transfer windows which left so many holes in our squad that we were only able to finish in our highest ever Premier League spot and scrape more points together than had been achieved under the previous waiting for old apples to drop strategy, we had ready to go for next season's first edition a nuclear proportion blast at the pizza guzzling suits that you have identified as destroying our club! I just don't see how your desperate offering I have copied above lets us go ahead with an article we have toiled over to appease your desire to see us gun down these club wrecking culprits!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2014 14:26:04 GMT
Apologies comrades, working in the betting industry, I've been a bit busy. Apparently there's some sort of competition on in South America. England are in it but looking at who's representing us I can only conclude it's a tournament to find the world's biggest bunch of cunts and we look a shoe in. Get your money on. As for Stoke, it's the change of direction that pleases me more than anything. Our last few signings, Odemwingie, Bardsley, Sidwell. Never mind the quality just feel that re-sale value. A new era indeed! In fact as a personal apology to Mr Scholes, i'm going down the club shop today to buy an xxl away top. Oh hold on, it's the holiday season an we haven't fucking got any. So with absolutely no respect 'Scholes fucking Out' you bunch of cunts! Enjoy the world cup or the Asmir Begovic sales conference as it should be called. well i found this funny momo even if some have had a sense of humour bypass!
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jun 12, 2014 15:10:56 GMT
Apologies comrades, working in the betting industry, I've been a bit busy. Apparently there's some sort of competition on in South America. England are in it but looking at who's representing us I can only conclude it's a tournament to find the world's biggest bunch of cunts and we look a shoe in. Get your money on. As for Stoke, it's the change of direction that pleases me more than anything. Our last few signings, Odemwingie, Bardsley, Sidwell. Never mind the quality just feel that re-sale value. A new era indeed! In fact as a personal apology to Mr Scholes, i'm going down the club shop today to buy an xxl away top. Oh hold on, it's the holiday season an we haven't fucking got any. So with absolutely no respect 'Scholes fucking Out' you bunch of cunts! Enjoy the world cup or the Asmir Begovic sales conference as it should be called. This will not do! Stung by your observations that Oatcake HQ was not coming down hard enough on the abject failure of the previous two transfer windows which left so many holes in our squad that we were only able to finish in our highest ever Premier League spot and scrape more points together than had been achieved under the previous waiting for old apples to drop strategy, we had ready to go for next season's first edition a nuclear proportion blast at the pizza guzzling suits that you have identified as destroying our club! I just don't see how your desperate offering I have copied above lets us go ahead with an article we have toiled over to appease your desire to see us gun down these club wrecking culprits! Pull the front page Mark. I have seen the error of my ways. In my defence I didn't know the Oatcake intelligentsia were so clued up on Slovakian football and the Banská Bystrica scene in particular to be able to tell us that Dionatan Teixeira represents a 'fabulous signing' and 'superb work' from the suits. I apologise to all concerned
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Post by jarhead on Jun 12, 2014 15:19:45 GMT
To be fair it's been a pizza a cake this close season has so far!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2014 16:33:19 GMT
Always willing to correct a wrong and admit a mistake so its a decent start but its not even half time so i shall save my final apology until 31st August ,but its a great start
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Post by PotteringThrough on Jun 12, 2014 16:39:58 GMT
Just for clarity, are we praising them for doing their jobs?
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Post by MarkWolstanton on Jun 12, 2014 22:39:54 GMT
This will not do! Stung by your observations that Oatcake HQ was not coming down hard enough on the abject failure of the previous two transfer windows which left so many holes in our squad that we were only able to finish in our highest ever Premier League spot and scrape more points together than had been achieved under the previous waiting for old apples to drop strategy, we had ready to go for next season's first edition a nuclear proportion blast at the pizza guzzling suits that you have identified as destroying our club! I just don't see how your desperate offering I have copied above lets us go ahead with an article we have toiled over to appease your desire to see us gun down these club wrecking culprits! Pull the front page Mark. I have seen the error of my ways. In my defence I didn't know the Oatcake intelligentsia were so clued up on Slovakian football and the Banská Bystrica scene in particular to be able to tell us that Dionatan Teixeira represents a 'fabulous signing' and 'superb work' from the suits. I apologise to all concerned We could go with the obvious suppression of the Ilford support mass demonstrated by a rather questionable ballot system that has deprived the World's greatest courier a place on the Supporters Council. What do you think?
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Post by Gary Hackett on Jun 13, 2014 1:37:09 GMT
I think it's fairly clear now what the problem was.
It will be fun and games at Palace next season.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jun 13, 2014 8:27:35 GMT
Pull the front page Mark. I have seen the error of my ways. In my defence I didn't know the Oatcake intelligentsia were so clued up on Slovakian football and the Banská Bystrica scene in particular to be able to tell us that Dionatan Teixeira represents a 'fabulous signing' and 'superb work' from the suits. I apologise to all concerned We could go with the obvious suppression of the Ilford support mass demonstrated by a rather questionable ballot system that has deprived the World's greatest courier a place on the Supporters Council. What do you think? I think the angle is that Scholes didn't want a 'messageboard legend' on his hands. You know how he feels about this place, go get him.
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Post by djduncanjames on Jul 23, 2014 3:36:38 GMT
Congrats to Hughes and the pepperoni party for another dazzling signing, very pleased for Bojan choosing to join our team, and I bet the lads will bring out the best in him. Very happy potter right now
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Post by stokeramblers on Jul 23, 2014 4:48:38 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2014 6:08:47 GMT
Very good Carto. Now recommend me a Centre forward for FM14, from South East Asia.
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Post by stokeramblers on Jul 23, 2014 6:15:57 GMT
Very good Carto. Now recommend me a Centre forward for FM14, from South East Asia. Well he's not from SE Asia but he will be based in the Oceania Region, Melbourne to be precise... May I recommend to you; 'Chugga' formerly of Hanley Town FC and star of the City Traders League.
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Post by JoeinOz on Jul 23, 2014 6:24:43 GMT
Do the redemption team deserve a slice of pizza?
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Post by openg on Jul 23, 2014 6:35:47 GMT
Hughes is behind these and the previous signings, wouldn't have happened with out him, , maybe Pieters is the exception Having Hughes here in going to help immensely, or maybe it's not having Pulis, who knows? But from what the club have been saying in the media for the past 12 months I'd say this is the new direction, and it is planned and coordinated.
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Post by Stoke711 on Jul 23, 2014 6:55:08 GMT
I might even buy them a pizza on a job well done.
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Post by stokefc22 on Jul 23, 2014 8:10:39 GMT
thought this was great...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2014 8:12:11 GMT
I'll say it again... We now have the best transfer policy of any club without insane money to spend.
We hold on to all our Key players and we buy quality players for very small money.
Very exciting times to be a Stokie.
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Post by ukcstokie on Jul 23, 2014 10:29:45 GMT
Just for clarity, are we praising them for doing their jobs? ...that like saying if Diouf scores 15-20 next season - "so what, that's what he suppose to do" isn't it?
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jul 23, 2014 11:01:45 GMT
thought this was great... Kevin Cockwank is a bit too smug for my liking.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2014 11:15:35 GMT
thought this was great... Kevin Cockwank is a bit too smug for my liking. He is indeed but give and take. It's now our turn to bend over.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jul 23, 2014 11:19:28 GMT
Can we all just stop this pizza bollocks now, it's just going on and on.
Does anyone actually find it funny?
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Post by stokie1130 on Jul 23, 2014 11:20:47 GMT
The same men that signed Edu, Shea and co. We are now getting used to signings like Arnautovic, Diouf, Sidwell, Pieters, Odemwingie, Ireland all for what, 5 million? I second that aswell they have really pulled off some brilliant work this window and this early on aswell, its unheard of when it comes to stoke, we usually have to wait for the last day of the window :-) I can't wait for the start of this season
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2014 11:21:39 GMT
Can we all just stop this pizza bollocks now, it's just going on and on. Does anyone actually find it funny? I do but then I found the Carto scouting tool Football Manager screen shots hilarious for nearly an entire season. What's your favourite topping btw?
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Post by malteser68 on Jul 23, 2014 11:28:56 GMT
They deserve not a slice but a full pizza of refemption
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jul 23, 2014 11:49:07 GMT
Can we all just stop this pizza bollocks now, it's just going on and on. Does anyone actually find it funny? I do but then I found the Carto scouting tool Football Manager screen shots hilarious for nearly an entire season. What's your favourite topping btw? I quite like a New Yorker tbh, bacon chicken and mushroom.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2014 12:03:44 GMT
I do but then I found the Carto scouting tool Football Manager screen shots hilarious for nearly an entire season. What's your favourite topping btw? I quite like a New Yorker tbh, bacon chicken and mushroom. Ahh, the "GCam". Solid.
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