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Post by heisenberg88 on May 26, 2014 19:31:07 GMT
Spending thousands of pounds
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Post by sportsman on May 26, 2014 19:38:54 GMT
When we won at vale in that promotion year night match, at the end of the game some started pulling at the corrugated metal cladding at the back of the hamil road. I had hold of it and my mate was with me. Tap on the shoulder and I said hang on I've got hold of this. Turned round and it as a copper! He started to walk me away then just said oh go on.
Things you do when you're young!
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Post by potterspele on May 26, 2014 19:51:40 GMT
Liverpool away in the fa cup last season, sitting in those crap restricted view seats I jumped up when we scored and cracked two knuckles on a girder right above me.
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Post by blockelevenview on May 26, 2014 20:12:12 GMT
Not Stoke game But when Beckham scored that free-kick against Greece I picked the missus up and said right you're having it I carried her upstairs but as I got to the top I couldn't handle the turn of the stairs and started to fall backwards. I threw her down on the landing and commenced to fall back down the stairs I twisted my knee and ended up in A&E
Never liked golden balls since
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Post by redwhite on May 26, 2014 20:32:24 GMT
I suffered from Manic Depression after enduring the 2012/13 season under Pulis.
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on May 26, 2014 22:09:53 GMT
Bruised and cut shins every time we score, especially away (bastard seats for you). Discovered a tactic which only works in proper mentals where I jump first time onto the top of the back of the seat infront. Nice cushioned landing and nice clean shins
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Post by southcarolinastokie on May 26, 2014 23:06:19 GMT
I think the worst was getting crushed at Filbert Street when I was a kid. We scored and a wave of people came rushing to the front, big buggers crushed me against the fence.
This doesn't involve damage at all but is probbaly one of my funniest memories at football, but one reserve game at the Old Vic, my old man made a paper airplane, a right good one too. I threw it, it soared like an eagle until it turned and got stuck in some old birds perm
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Post by mozzermozzer on May 26, 2014 23:15:24 GMT
streaming a couple of away games and robbing sky of a bit of coin.
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Post by djduncanjames on May 27, 2014 1:09:02 GMT
My mate bought a round of Scotch eggs at a posh pub in Toronto after Higgy scored v West Ham in the FA Cup QF, ended up adding $90 to his already incredibly massive bar tab unknowingly lol! Most potential damage to me was watching Hajduk v Stoke in Northern Croatia as a lone Stoke supporter in an outdoor cafe in the town square and going mental when Walters scored. Thank god I met two hardcore Zagreb supporters earlier who had my back and was able to watch us win without being completely pummeled and buried in some country side road. Even the really old men were dead eyeing me from kick off, let alone after!
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Post by ayem on May 27, 2014 3:53:50 GMT
Threw out my back jumping from the couch during our win against man utd. Three days of no work and a rug full of beer.
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Post by thepom on May 27, 2014 7:11:18 GMT
Think I could change this thread completely .....
Never did much damage to myself .... but may of done a bit of damage to opposition supporters ....
Do remember doing a head first dive into the mini van at Peterborough away and got it a bit wrong by diving a bit too high - and smacked my head against the underside of the sliding door (that hurt like fuck + having the piss taken for weeks ...)
Most damaging to my pride (early 90's)- was having quite a few beers with Robbie Williams in the Tontine one bank holiday Monday (was with all the lads initially) but ended up near the end of the day going to mcdonalds with him (with about 4 fit birds and one of my best mates) so when we were at the counter I thought it would be a good idea to get his autograph for my younger sister (who was about 13 at the time) anyway he wrote a message to my sister and **** & **** were here (to prove to my sister we were with him) anyway just as he finished signing this all the Blurton lads walked in macca's - you should of seen me and my mate sliding the message back and forth to each other - trying to alleviate any connection to the vale - but as always one of the lads rushed forward seeing we were embarrassed as fuck and grabbed the message - fuck me did we get the piss taken - anyway eventually got the piece of paper back for my sister (cuz I'd got the piss taken totally thought I may as well get the spoils) about 15 minutes later Robbie ended up in the wheelie bin at the side of mcdonalds (I know this made the sentinel) but I did stick up for him as I had had a good day drinking with him and I know I saved him from a kicking (first time & only time I really stood against other Stokies - especially one's who were good mates) - " a few lads really wanted to kick fuck out of him " - I'm still not sure to this day how I ended up talking a few of the lads who I didn't know round not to fuck him up ....
Thought it ended that day but alas ... following week was West Brom away and we were in the seats (fuckin loads of us - can't even remember the score of that day - cuz all I got was "Robbie yoo hoo" all fuckin match and for months later - I think I got the last call about 6 months later after the event ...
Always thought about this over the years and actually telling him how close he was to being seriously hurt that day ...
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Post by samdiao on May 27, 2014 8:39:51 GMT
Villa away couple of seasons ago huth scored to make it 1-1 my mate jumped on me causing us to fall into random next to me who in return when we hit the floor punched me in the face. He was at least 65. I've never lived it down yet
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2014 8:50:48 GMT
Back in the seventies -I remember being at home listening to us winning against Liverpool (on the radio) deep into injury time at the end of the game. (cant remember the year, early seventies though)
95 minutes gone - Liverpool equalise , I punch the wall in total frustration - then go to A&E In warrington with three broken knuckles on my left hand
ouch !
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Post by stokiekey on May 27, 2014 10:08:21 GMT
No damage was done to anyone but Portsmouth away when Salif Diao scored the winner, got pushed over two rows of seats despite it being a sell out and broke the seat infront of me, was absolutely mental. Took the broken seat home as a souvineer.
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Post by JC9 on May 27, 2014 13:26:19 GMT
wolves away the year we got promoted, we won 4-2, after the game they were lobbing stuff at us and a mate of mine got hit in his chest by a huge brick! great day out though!
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Post by gothicstokelover on May 27, 2014 20:01:45 GMT
Miss aiming while having a bit with the wife while Stoke were on MotD No such thing as miss aiming
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Post by chopperscfc on Sept 17, 2014 21:40:24 GMT
I love this thread, crying laughing.
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Post by knypersleycity on Sept 17, 2014 22:56:16 GMT
Got back from Leicester game for promotion and back to pub absolutely pissed. Mate offered to give us a lift to Biddulph I was that pissed fell lover after opening the can door and fell into a Rose bed. Couldn't find my glasses and shouted everyone in pub to help me find my glasses, ripped out roses with my bare hands ripping my hands to pieces to find I was standing on them to smash them. Undetered went down to Town looking through one smashed lense and found my mum who saw me covered in blood and thought I had been scrapping. Best day ever
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Post by checkmatestokie on Sept 17, 2014 23:39:38 GMT
When Ian Cranson scored our goal to clinch a vital 4-3 win against WBA in September 1992 my celebrations were so much 'over the top' I fell and broke my foot. I crawled back to the car from the Victoria Ground to Heron-Cross and had my foot in plaster for 3 months. Even so, I was still 'more than happy' or 'over the moon' as they say now.
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Post by ayem on Sept 17, 2014 23:50:51 GMT
Slipping a disc jumping from the couch against man u last year.
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Post by boskampsflaps on Sept 18, 2014 0:12:03 GMT
I grazed a shin once.
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Sept 18, 2014 0:26:30 GMT
Running for my train after WHU last season Walking along the toepath by the canal i came off exit one too early, found myself on a busy dual carriage way, but could see the station Ran like fcuk, fell ass over tit, cut my head open [on Warfarin so bleed like a pig] cut my hands and found out in A&E next day id broken 2 fingers !!+ black eye Back to work this Thurs[29th] been off 10 weeks ps caught my train, lucky a nurse was in the same carriage who bandaged me up haha silly twat
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Post by clarkeda on Sept 18, 2014 6:55:52 GMT
Not done any damage myself, but took a spurs fan to the 150th anniversary game. When we went 1-0 I grabbed the top of his arm cutting off all circulation.
He had a lovely hand print for about 4 weeks.
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Post by foster on Sept 18, 2014 8:17:04 GMT
I once got cramp whilst sitting quietly in the family stand. It was proper mental.
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Post by JoeinOz on Sept 18, 2014 9:00:53 GMT
At a game v Pompey in 94/95 there was a woman standing in front of me with striking impressive long red hair. Keith Snot missed an open goal and I roared my 'disappointment'. In doing so my chewing gum flew from my exploding mouth..... landing in the middle of the aforementioned striking red hair. I realised the impressive mane would have to be discarded for her to be rid of the gum. I had a vision of her blarting as her locks were demolished.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Sept 18, 2014 10:03:10 GMT
Sore feet from walking to Old Trafford from Stoke.
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Post by ohbottom on Sept 18, 2014 10:22:57 GMT
Running for my train after WHU last season Walking along the toepath by the canal i came off exit one too early, found myself on a busy dual carriage way, but could see the station Ran like fcuk, fell ass over tit, cut my head open [on Warfarin so bleed like a pig] cut my hands and found out in A&E next day id broken 2 fingers !!+ black eye Back to work this Thurs[29th] been off 10 weeks ps caught my train, lucky a nurse was in the same carriage who bandaged me up haha silly twat He may well be a silly twat but somehow he got 10 weeks off sick for a broken finger, which is no mean achievement
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Post by lordb on Sept 18, 2014 12:11:49 GMT
When we won at vale in that promotion year night match, at the end of the game some started pulling at the corrugated metal cladding at the back of the hamil road. I had hold of it and my mate was with me. Tap on the shoulder and I said hang on I've got hold of this. Turned round and it as a copper! He started to walk me away then just said oh go on. Things you do when you're young! all grown up now then?
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Post by gazscfc on Sept 18, 2014 13:46:12 GMT
Not Stoke game But when Beckham scored that free-kick against Greece I picked the missus up and said right you're having it I carried her upstairs but as I got to the top I couldn't handle the turn of the stairs and started to fall backwards. I threw her down on the landing and commenced to fall back down the stairs I twisted my knee and ended up in A&E Never liked golden balls since That's genuinely fucking hilarious mate. Love it.
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Post by stantheman on Sept 18, 2014 16:48:40 GMT
At home to Barnsley, Boxing Day mid 90's. Boothen Stand seats. I pushed the boat out, it was Christmas after all and it was the only way I could get my then girlfriend, now Wife, to attend. Mike Sheron scored and I jumped up in my brand new Matinique £££ coat. Unfortunately the bloke sitting next to me didn't, and he was sitting on my coat and it ripped like you would never believe. I fookin cried over that coat!
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