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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 19:38:40 GMT
I was talking to Chheeeese.....uurrrrFreex on the other thread and started to think about teenage wank fantasies, although I didn't actually mention it to him.
Here's mine, Servalan from Blakes Seven. Put all your teenage splurges on this thread.
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 17, 2014 19:52:08 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 19:53:59 GMT
Sally James.
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 17, 2014 20:10:20 GMT
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Post by NassauDave on Apr 17, 2014 20:20:41 GMT
Jeeesus, I thought that was Freddy Mercury for a split second.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 20:29:47 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 20:34:29 GMT
Mrs Emma Peel !  |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Apr 17, 2014 20:36:59 GMT
What a women.
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Apr 17, 2014 20:37:07 GMT
Is that Jenny Hanley in the middle? |
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Post by Northy on Apr 17, 2014 20:37:24 GMT
Jilly Johnson www.google.co.uk/search?q=jilly+johnson+1970's&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=7TpQU8SWHcOaO7fNgJgL&ved=0CC4QsAQ&biw=1366&bih=768#q=jilly+johnson&tbm=isch My old man had her topless on his company calendars, and had 1 hanging up in the dining room, the dirty bugger, mum wasn't too impressed |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 21:05:07 GMT
Is that Jenny Hanley in the middle? Jenny Hanley , Hayley Mills |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 21:05:42 GMT
What a women. Toyah Wilcox ? |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Apr 17, 2014 21:08:23 GMT
What a women. Toyah Wilcox ? You say that with the air of surprise Bish..........It's bloody Toyah Willcox. |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Apr 17, 2014 21:17:49 GMT
Is that Jenny Hanley in the middle? Jenny Hanley , Hayley Mills I had a "crush" on Jenny, if I were a little older at the time then my feelings for her would have been less innocent. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 21:43:31 GMT
You say that with the air of surprise Bish..........It's bloody Toyah Willcox. " Its a Mystery !"  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 21:47:00 GMT
Jenny Hanley , Hayley Mills I had a "crush" on Jenny, if I were a little older at the time then my feelings for her would have been less innocent. No doubt a young Magpie viewer at the time ... |
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Post by Gods on Apr 17, 2014 21:46:59 GMT
The gorgeous Ms Kournikova, new balls please   |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 22:41:55 GMT
The gorgeous Ms Kournikova, new balls please I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD APPEAR ON A THREAD ABOUT MASTURBATION GODS |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 22:58:04 GMT
The gorgeous Ms Kournikova, new balls please I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD APPEAR ON A THREAD ABOUT MASTURBATION GODS He does pop up a lot on these type of threads doesn't he ?  Possibly got tied up with his old yellow ribbons ... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 23:03:52 GMT
I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD APPEAR ON A THREAD ABOUT MASTURBATION GODS He does pop up a lot on these type of threads doesn't he ? Possibly got tied up with his old yellow ribbons ... DIRTY OLD SOD HE DIRTY OLD SOD |
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Post by nik80 on Apr 17, 2014 23:03:49 GMT
Piss poor song but first time I knowingly spaffed a load was to this performance off The Beat. It wasn't over the fella in the dodgy green pajamas either.
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Post by Linx on Apr 17, 2014 23:05:46 GMT
The one and only Jenny Agutter. Especially in 'Walkabout'.
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 17, 2014 23:21:44 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 23:28:51 GMT
Don't go there Sal ...  |
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Apr 17, 2014 23:33:16 GMT
Piss poor song but first time I knowingly spaffed a load was to this performance off The Beat. It wasn't over the fella in the dodgy green pajamas either. Met her once in Dry Bar, Oldham Street, always wondered what happened to me pants.  Zoe was nicer... I did ask her to calm down the eyebrows though. Fantasies eh? |
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Apr 17, 2014 23:35:23 GMT
Jilly Johnson www.google.co.uk/search?q=jilly+johnson+1970's&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=7TpQU8SWHcOaO7fNgJgL&ved=0CC4QsAQ&biw=1366&bih=768#q=jilly+johnson&tbm=isch My old man had her topless on his company calendars, and had 1 hanging up in the dining room, the dirty bugger, mum wasn't too impressed That sounds like some Fancy Wanking........... Top man. |
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Post by nik80 on Apr 17, 2014 23:48:35 GMT
Piss poor song but first time I knowingly spaffed a load was to this performance off The Beat. It wasn't over the fella in the dodgy green pajamas either. Met her once in Dry Bar, Oldham Street, always wondered what happened to me pants. Zoe was nicer... I did ask her to calm down the eyebrows though. Fantasies eh? Yeah not the best looking girl granted, but it really didn't seem to matter during those four minutes If I ever met her, I'm sure she'd be made up to hear that a video of her performing with her band was just enough for me to fire off my first teenage hand bang! I'll bet she looks proper ropy twenty one years down the line  |
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Apr 18, 2014 0:06:17 GMT
For quite a time during my teenage years I managed a 5-a-side football team, the Page Three Girl All Stars..
Karen Richardson {in the nets}, Suzanne Mitzi {a nippy winger}, Sam Fox {up front},etc... we often had friendlies against Pans People and Legs and Co.
I guided them through the Leagues and we had several decent Cup runs.
We knocked the Sci-Fi 5 out early doors, and I was tempted to sign Jane Fonda.
We then met The Nolans in a quarter, and a BBC select 5 in the semi: featuring Felicity Kendall, Helen Mirren, Val Singleton {unco-ordinated}, Susan Penhaligan, Jenny Hanley, and the experienced Penelope Keith.
I put a cheeky bid in for Susan George, Racquel Welch and Valerie Leon but it didn't come off....
Funnily enough we never made the Final.. but it was fun getting there and the team baths were great....
So we never made it onto the International stage {the Continent} footballing-wise, where we would have faced, Britt Ekland, Sylvia Krystal, the gruff voiced one from 'Charlie's Angels', the blond 'un from 'Cagney and Lacey' and my all time favourite Goldie Hawn. {They were managed by Angie Dickinson.}
{I reckon I bottled it, we would have met the Politicians 5 in the Final.... though I always had a thing for Barbara Castle..}
That more or less covers it.
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Post by Paul Spencer on Apr 18, 2014 0:23:08 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Apr 18, 2014 1:55:01 GMT
Frantically pulling a number of threads together, I wasn't sure where to put this...
I once convinced one of me mates that I'd got a lock of Ari Up's pubic hair.
{It was actually off me Nan's rough haired Jack Russell}
He was bidding quite high at one point, but I settled on a swap for a Tartan Bumflap.
Loved the cover of Slits- 'Cut'.
Still do actually, saw the vinyl for £50 t'other day. Spend, spend, spend....
nah.. they wouldn't have condoned that....
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