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Post by AlbertTatlock on Apr 13, 2014 20:43:15 GMT
Loads of people walking around with big fuzz face fuck off beards, looking like a bunch of gay lumberjacks. Is it another month of not shaving for those lazy twats who'll do owt to stop doing something that might take a bit of effort, or just another gay fashion statement started by some nomark z lister? Gouranga.  |
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Apr 23, 2014 0:23:32 GMT
I've just shaved a great big fucker off.. now that Easter, the Resurrection, Homeland, and Passover etc is over.
No one seems to notice me no more.
Beards draw attention... I've had more conversations through me beard than I get in the pub smoking dens, or through taking wildlife into boozers.
Growing it back pronto.
I might have friends by Hallowe'en.
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Post by britsabroad on Apr 24, 2014 11:58:20 GMT
It makes you look more manly and masculine. Until everyone is doing it, then you just look gay.
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Post by salopstick on Apr 24, 2014 12:13:04 GMT
There is however a severe lack of moustaches though
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Post by Not_Nick_H on Apr 24, 2014 12:31:04 GMT
I've noticed it too.
I have a theory it may be coming from American sport - normally clean-cut, square-jawed 20/30-something blokes suddenly not shaving 'til they win the World Series/NBA etc. I watch Baseball on ESPN and some nights it looks like members of ZZ Top stepping up to the plate.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2014 15:42:44 GMT
Bloody idiots. I'm starting to go round with some shaving cream and razors and removing the bloody things.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Apr 25, 2014 2:30:03 GMT
Bloody idiots. I'm starting to go round with some shaving cream and razors and removing the bloody things. Where? |
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Post by PotterLog on Apr 25, 2014 2:54:03 GMT
Shaving is fucking shit. Fuck shaving.
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Post by elystokie on Apr 25, 2014 5:12:19 GMT
Bloody idiots. I'm starting to go round with some shaving cream and razors and removing the bloody things. Will you be covering East Anglia? I should have quite a growth by Monday a.m. if you can fit me in? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2014 11:43:33 GMT
I'm wondering the streets of the Fegg, so any bearded bastards with receive a cut throat shave in the middle of the road. No appointments are necessary, I do a quick job.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2014 13:09:44 GMT
I'm wondering the streets of the Fegg, so any bearded bastards with receive a cut throat shave in the middle of the road. No appointments are necessary, I do a quick job. Yet another cut throat on the streets down there  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2014 21:09:24 GMT
I'm wondering the streets of the Fegg, so any bearded bastards with receive a cut throat shave in the middle of the road. No appointments are necessary, I do a quick job. If you see Ilda give her a shave. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2014 0:37:46 GMT
I'm wondering the streets of the Fegg, so any bearded bastards with receive a cut throat shave in the middle of the road. No appointments are necessary, I do a quick job. If you see Ilda give her a shave. I'm sure her ever willing spouse has already got that little job in order  .he is your mate ...I forgot |
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