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Post by chigstoke on Jun 30, 2014 12:46:51 GMT
Am going Melbourne yoth ful stop so dunner keep going taking the pis cause I winner fall for it do one yoth go play on the mane road or somit He can't play on the 'mane' road anymore because the stadium is no longer used. Call yourself a footballer
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Post by scfc2014 on Jul 1, 2014 0:52:48 GMT
not talking about playing football on the mane road talking about plaYING WITH THE CARScause hes an knob
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Post by digger on Jul 1, 2014 2:37:33 GMT
not talking about playing football on the mane road talking about plaYING WITH my knob
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2014 3:24:45 GMT
Oh I know Tiff, used to hang about with Jezza, Richard and James. What happened mate? Did she give you the Needell... Well known by the Drug Squad , could always get you some Top Gear.
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Post by bathstoke on Jul 1, 2014 7:02:07 GMT
He can fuck right off nowt again bumers but not for me ta anyways yoth a probley played against you a couple of times what you look like,wheres Perth anyway yoth is it any good just looked on the web and they are a league to might give em a bell is there any stokies there yoth ta ode Turns out that Rolf is from Perth. We should send him back to the colony like the old days. Perhaps you could bum a lift!!!
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Post by scfc2014 on Jul 1, 2014 21:05:58 GMT
If you namer got Moët sat about football then dunner put it down what would you all say if I made it ah yeah you would nt be calling me a bummer then you'd be all cover like a bad shit and fat gut an all the other stories who winner be cozzies with there Ozzie acent would give me a sete
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Post by chigstoke on Jul 1, 2014 21:10:42 GMT
If you namer got Moët sat about football then dunner put it down what would you all say if I made it ah yeah you would nt be calling me a bummer then you'd be all cover like a bad shit and fat gut an all the other stories who winner be cozzies with there Ozzie acent would give me a sete That was the most illiterate, badly written, grammatically incorrect paragraph I've read in my entire life, I'm not fucking joking. Was it even English?
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Post by jonah77 on Jul 1, 2014 21:24:20 GMT
If you namer got Moët sat about football then dunner put it down what would you all say if I made it ah yeah you would nt be calling me a bummer then you'd be all cover like a bad shit and fat gut an all the other stories who winner be cozzies with there Ozzie acent would give me a sete That was the most illiterate, badly written, grammatically incorrect paragraph I've read in my entire life, I'm not fucking joking. Was it even English? I don't think i got even the slightest idea what he was trying to say in this one.I've been following this thread from the start and i'd like to think i've got the translations down quite well but that made no fucking sense to me whatsoever.
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Post by marwood on Jul 1, 2014 21:25:56 GMT
not talking about playing football on the mane road talking about plaYING WITH THE CARScause hes an knob Does this mean I'm not invited to your leaving do? I wanted to meet Tiff. And also to see if you really exist. Sometimes I think I've dreamed this whole thread after smoking a banana and watching an episode of Jossys Giants
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Post by chigstoke on Jul 1, 2014 21:47:00 GMT
That was the most illiterate, badly written, grammatically incorrect paragraph I've read in my entire life, I'm not fucking joking. Was it even English? I don't think i got even the slightest idea what he was trying to say in this one.I've been following this thread from the start and i'd like to think i've got the translations down quite well but that made no fucking sense to me whatsoever. He's trying his best yoth. Namer moet sat football because he's cozzie Ozzie?
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Post by ebbenflo on Jul 1, 2014 21:50:06 GMT
Classic, how have I managed to miss this thread.
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Post by scfc2014 on Jul 1, 2014 22:00:00 GMT
It's cause me fingers are to fat and a coup of cans meant say if I make it then the fat git an al the other Ozzie wannabe with the g day mate how's yer shela mate wil wanna put me up
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Post by chigstoke on Jul 1, 2014 22:05:38 GMT
It's cause me fingers are to fat and a coup of cans meant say if I make it then the fat git an al the other Ozzie wannabe with the g day mate how's yer shela mate wil wanna put me up You must be having about 5 cans of special brew a night to type like that
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Post by marwood on Jul 1, 2014 22:06:26 GMT
If you namer got Moët sat about football then dunner put it down what would you all say if I made it ah yeah you would nt be calling me a bummer then you'd be all cover like a bad shit and fat gut an all the other stories who winner be cozzies with there Ozzie acent would give me a sete That was the most illiterate, badly written, grammatically incorrect paragraph I've read in my entire life, I'm not fucking joking. Was it even English? To all you champagne drinkers out there. If between you all, you cannot muster a constructive criticism concerning my endeavours to embark upon a career playing association football in Australia, I implore you not to visit this website, log on to your pro boards account, and input any views on my threads concerning this venture. I'm certain that you'd be lost for words if I signed for a Hyundai sponsored A league team and subsequently embarked upon a financially rewarding career in Australia. I have no doubt the references to my being a homosexual would then immediately cease and you would go into hiding. In fact you would run for shelter, as quickly as if a large gentleman with a stomach upset had defecated in a public toilet and neglected to pull the chain. Many other untruths have been suggested about me by aspirant antipodeans, whose accents are no longer true to their region of origin. Worst of all are those BASTARDS who would not allow me to live in their living room upon the sofa.
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Post by jonah77 on Jul 1, 2014 22:10:23 GMT
That was the most illiterate, badly written, grammatically incorrect paragraph I've read in my entire life, I'm not fucking joking. Was it even English? To all you champagne drinkers out there. If between you all, you cannot muster a constructive criticism concerning my endeavours to embark upon a career playing association football in Australia, I implore you not to visit this website, log on to your pro boards account, and input any views on my threads concerning this venture. I'm certain that you'd be lost for words if I signed for a Hyundai sponsored A league team and subsequently embarked upon a financially rewarding career in Australia. I have no doubt the references to my being a homosexual would then immediately cease and you would go into hiding. In fact you would run for shelter, as quickly as if a large gentleman with a stomach upset had defecated in a public toilet and neglected to pull the chain. Many other untruths have been suggested about me by aspirant antipodeans, whose accents are no longer true to their region of origin. Worst of all are those BASTARDS who would not allow me to live in their living room upon the sofa. Sheer class. I'm still trying to decide if he's a genius or simply retarded.
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Post by chigstoke on Jul 1, 2014 22:11:36 GMT
That was the most illiterate, badly written, grammatically incorrect paragraph I've read in my entire life, I'm not fucking joking. Was it even English? To all you champagne drinkers out there. If between you all, you cannot muster a constructive criticism concerning my endeavours to embark upon a career playing association football in Australia, I implore you not to visit this website, log on to your pro boards account, and input any views on my threads concerning this venture. I'm certain that you'd be lost for words if I signed for a Hyundai sponsored A league team and subsequently embarked upon a financially rewarding career in Australia. I have no doubt the references to my being a homosexual would then immediately cease and you would go into hiding. In fact you would run for shelter, as quickly as if a large gentleman with a stomach upset had defecated in a public toilet and neglected to pull the chain. Many other untruths have been suggested about me by aspirant antipodeans, whose accents are no longer true to their region of origin. Worst of all are those BASTARDS who would not allow me to live in their living room upon the sofa. That was beautifully translated and much easier to read. You could learn a lot from this, chugga.
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Post by scfc2014 on Jul 1, 2014 22:20:20 GMT
When I get out Ozzie land all you stokies who wanna be Ozzie with yer Ozzie accent an all that should come down Melbourne an watch me play then you can see how fast I am an all that so put up or shut it as they say in ant case I dunner here them stokie with ther Ozzie accent having ago now Joe in Ozzie land is on a diet an Tina brass who are ye whose are ye
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Post by chigstoke on Jul 1, 2014 22:33:58 GMT
When I get out Ozzie land all you stokies who wanna be Ozzie with yer Ozzie accent an all that should come down Melbourne an watch me play then you can see how fast I am an all that so put up or shut it as they say in ant case I dunner here them stokie with ther Ozzie accent having ago now Joe in Ozzie land is on a diet an Tina brass who are ye whose are ye You must have been good at creative writing in English lessons because this is just golden
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Post by scfc2014 on Jul 1, 2014 23:07:30 GMT
School wanna for me yoth pe an metal work was orate
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Post by mailman44 on Jul 2, 2014 0:42:14 GMT
To all you champagne drinkers out there. If between you all, you cannot muster a constructive criticism concerning my endeavours to embark upon a career playing association football in Australia, I implore you not to visit this website, log on to your pro boards account, and input any views on my threads concerning this venture. I'm certain that you'd be lost for words if I signed for a Hyundai sponsored A league team and subsequently embarked upon a financially rewarding career in Australia. I have no doubt the references to my being a homosexual would then immediately cease and you would go into hiding. In fact you would run for shelter, as quickly as if a large gentleman with a stomach upset had defecated in a public toilet and neglected to pull the chain. Many other untruths have been suggested about me by aspirant antipodeans, whose accents are no longer true to their region of origin. Worst of all are those BASTARDS who would not allow me to live in their living room upon the sofa. Sheer class. I'm still trying to decide if he's a genius or simply retarded. Or a proper c@nt ....
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Post by southcarolinastokie on Jul 2, 2014 2:31:34 GMT
I have to admit, I am a bit of a grammar Nazi. I hate badly written and badly spelt sentences but I have no idea where to start in trying to fix this. Marwood, I celebrate your efforts and I think you hit the nail on the head, but Jesus Christ he is sending me into a dither.
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Post by localloser on Jul 2, 2014 8:24:53 GMT
Sheer class. I'm still trying to decide if he's a genius or simply retarded. Or a proper c@nt .... SCFC2014: Are you SURE you're not Michael Gove using a nom de plume?
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Post by marwood on Jul 2, 2014 9:20:14 GMT
When I get out Ozzie land all you stokies who wanna be Ozzie with yer Ozzie accent an all that should come down Melbourne an watch me play then you can see how fast I am an all that so put up or shut it as they say in ant case I dunner here them stokie with ther Ozzie accent having ago now Joe in Ozzie land is on a diet an Tina brass who are ye whose are ye JOE DOG MATE CAN WE GET A COACH UP TO GO DOWN OZZIE SEE THIS STOKIE IN ACTION PRE SEASON, EXECUTIVE COACH LIKE, STOP OFF FOR FEW CHEEKY BEERS IN TIELAND ON THE WAY CHEERS MATE , ANYONE INTERESTED POST ON ERE SO WE CAN CHECK DEMAND AND ALL THAT, COME ON SHOW YOUR SUPPORT
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Post by scfc2014 on Jul 2, 2014 10:47:29 GMT
A yotha you dunner now me so don't call me th c word it itinerary on
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Post by elystokie on Jul 2, 2014 11:04:23 GMT
When I get out Ozzie land all you stokies who wanna be Ozzie with yer Ozzie accent an all that should come down Melbourne an watch me play then you can see how fast I am an all that so put up or shut it as they say in ant case I dunner here them stokie with ther Ozzie accent having ago now Joe in Ozzie land is on a diet an Tina brass who are ye whose are ye Ye? Are you proving your literary talents by going all Shakespearean on our ass?
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Post by koshatnik on Jul 2, 2014 11:19:21 GMT
Where ye staying in Melbourne yotha? Got a sete?
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Post by scfc2014 on Jul 2, 2014 12:35:49 GMT
Dunner need one yoth backpackers an all that was only saying bout dosing on the sete cause that fat git joe in Ozzie land and is oppo Tina bass was in Ozzie land and are from Stoke and they right on here so was going ask them but I'm going Melbourne I an so dunner need it
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2014 12:39:55 GMT
Fuck me have you not gone to Australia yet? You could have swam there by now get a wriggle on will you..........
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Post by Pedropotter on Jul 2, 2014 13:11:15 GMT
Fuck me have you not gone to Australia yet? You could have swam there by now get a wriggle on will you.......... He's going early next month - keep up man.
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Post by spuddymagoo on Jul 2, 2014 13:20:27 GMT
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