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Post by chigstoke on Jun 16, 2014 11:24:23 GMT
I don't know mate. Maybe he really is this insane and thinks he's now friends with them all. Maybe he truly does think the A-League is worse than the Traders. And looking at some of his posts on the forum, I'm leaning towards the idea of him being real, just a tad nutty. Frightening! It's brilliant when he calls Joe a dick and a twat or whatever simply because he won't give him the settee.
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Post by foxysgloves on Jun 16, 2014 11:30:07 GMT
It's brilliant when he calls Joe a dick and a twat or whatever simply because he won't give him the settee. I'd say poor Joe turns off the lights and hides behind the couch every time the doorbell rings!!!
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Post by chigstoke on Jun 16, 2014 11:45:51 GMT
It's brilliant when he calls Joe a dick and a twat or whatever simply because he won't give him the settee. I'd say poor Joe turns off the lights and hides behind the couch every time the doorbell rings!!! *Ding Dong* Joe: 'Who's there?' 'IT'S ME MAR MATE I'VE COME FOR THE SETTEE AND A LEAGUE'
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Post by scfc2014 on Jun 16, 2014 12:15:20 GMT
Conner see what you all going on about I'm fro stoke he's from Stoke but wants be an Ozzie and he won't let me dos down for a few weeks I'd do it for him any road I'm thinking going some were else like Sidney I am hi loss not mine
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Post by chigstoke on Jun 16, 2014 12:31:23 GMT
Conner see what you all going on about I'm fro stoke he's from Stoke but wants be an Ozzie and he won't let me dos down for a few weeks I'd do it for him any road I'm thinking going some were else like Sidney I am hi loss not mine I don't think you get it. Just because you're both from Stoke, doesn't mean he can just let you kip at his. And Sidney? I don't think Sidney Sam will let you stay at his place.
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Post by darksideofthemoon on Jun 16, 2014 12:45:40 GMT
His mate 'Joe in Ozzie' of course . Not forgetting he's also 'Marra bones' mate as well He can't be for real.....can he???
I suspect there are a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
That is, I reckon he's one jump ahead of the men in white coats (you know...."The lunatic is in the hall" )
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Post by marwood on Jun 16, 2014 16:24:39 GMT
Scfc2014, now that you've found Joe in. Oz to be a settee withholding BASTARD, have you considered Perth? Great city, and I have a contact there, no strings attached. He is a Scottish taxi driver, straight up, he has the accent and the beard and everything, and is a football agent on the side. When he picked me up from the airport he was the only bloke I've met outside of stoke who knew who ernie tapai was. In fact he was his agent and got him a couple of straight up no nonsense transfers after his stoke days. I think he is still in touch with tapai so there's another contact for you. He puts people up and let's them crash and doss and everything he is a diamond. I know what it's like to follow your dream mate, I have a similar profile to you. I knocked about the lower leagues for a bit, down the Hardman in Milton, Sneyd wanderers etc and I thought I could make a go of it in Wales. I haven't made the welsh premier yet but still hopeful. I'm with welsh div 4 team. Penarth Glory at the moment. Wales is dead small so everyone knows each other. I even got to shake TPs hand when he came down here to Newport YMCA so not all bad. Also used to drink in his brothers pub until they barred me out over something or nothing the bastards. Anyway follow your dream mate. One last thing about the Scottish agent driver, as an opportunistic homosexual, he might want the occasional quick bum, would that be ok?
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Post by scfc2014 on Jun 16, 2014 21:48:22 GMT
He can fuck right off nowt again bumers but not for me ta anyways yoth a probley played against you a couple of times what you look like,wheres Perth anyway yoth is it any good just looked on the web and they are a league to might give em a bell is there any stokies there yoth ta ode
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Post by thepom on Jun 17, 2014 0:46:57 GMT
Scfc2014, now that you've found Joe in. Oz to be a settee withholding BASTARD, have you considered Perth? Great city, and I have a contact there, no strings attached. Don't send this Twat to Perth ... Please !!!
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Post by melbournepotter on Jun 17, 2014 1:18:54 GMT
There's no Stokies in Melbourne...or Victoria for that matter...honest !
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Post by bolders on Jun 17, 2014 2:37:45 GMT
He can stay away from Sydney dunna want him finding me in cheers on match day. Ain't Melbourne got the biggest concentration of Stokies outside Stoke?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2014 4:23:52 GMT
He can fuck right off nowt again bumers but not for me ta anyways yoth a probley played against you a couple of times what you look like,wheres Perth anyway yoth is it any good just looked on the web and they are a league to might give em a bell is there any stokies there yoth ta ode Be very careful if selecting Perth, I made a classic schoolboy error regarding that, it cost me 1000's. Pal of mine I was in the Navy with e mailed me, he was getting married and his stag night was in Perth, fucking awesome I thought, never been there and would be a good opportunity to see Ayres Rock and some Kangaroos, and some boomerangs, but I had already seen one of them, anyway, I digress, so, gets my visa, books my flights and hotel, gets there a couple of days early, hoping to see a Koala Bear, or maybe an Aborigine, ooops, there I go again getting off track, and on the day of the stag do I e mails my mate asking where and what time are we meeting. 7.00pm in the Jaggie Thistle, so I gets myself ready, orders a taxi, funnily enough he was a Scottish football agent, and a raving homo, and asks him to take me to the Jaggie Thistle, "Never heard of it" he says.... So I calls my mate for directions.." What fucking time of the day is this to call you cunt" he yells...."Whoa mate...Just asking directions for Jaggie Thistle, I am in Perth City Centre" ..."What the fuck are you doing there 12 hours early.." by now the Scottish taxi driver is pissing himself laughing...." See you Jimmy....you'll be wanting the Jaggie Thistle near the train station..." "In Perth in Scotland".....What a dumb ass I felt...But the taxi driver was very kind and understanding, and let me doss at his for a few months, I now walk with a bit of a limp, fuck knows why....
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Post by scfc2014 on Jun 17, 2014 7:53:33 GMT
You a dick for falling for it are you yoth
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Post by marwood on Jun 17, 2014 8:11:51 GMT
Mate, there are loads of Stokies in Perth and its a great city, but its nowhere near Ayers rock or where Neighbours is filmed or any of the other stuff i thought might be there and you would probably want to see, but some great pubs and Swan Bells Tower and river cruise etc, art deco buildings, etc and day out at Fremantle is top of the pops. About the taxi driver/agent, its ok mate, just tell him its not your thing, he should be ok, he tries it on a bit at first but then gives over once he gets the message. But i do reckon thats how a lot of people get on in life. Actually the Taxi driver (Frank M) said he had done some jobs for loads of famous people who had told him stuff like that, im not sure if he was a bullshitter at this stage but he said it was him (Frank) who did the laughing by the Laughing Gnome for David Bowie on the song 'Laughing Gnome by David Bowie' and he had done a quick bum here and there to get a record deal so you never know. But like you say, I dont blame you if its not for you. Anyway he did walk around a lot with just a pair of blue briefs on (Frank that is), when i was dossing with him for 2 weeks, very snug they were but he said thats what they all do out there, perhaps some of the other Stokie Perths on here can enlighten us about that but either way i stayed out of his way after lights out. Back to what I look like, im an ok sort of bloke, reading your posts I reckon im a bit older than you , knocking 40 now so playing days coming to an end, probably wouldnt have played against you unless you were a nipper just starting out down at the Hardman or PDSL etc in the 90s.
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Post by tijuanabrass on Jun 17, 2014 9:08:46 GMT
Don't listen to them, Scfc2001 ( or whatever your name is) they are tugging your chain. There are no such thing as Bumers in Australia. You should get yourself down to Sydney and sign up for a team. Preseason training is at a place called Oxford St and takes place over one weekend in mid February. All the footballers get together and it's a brilliant atmosphere. Make sure you wear your kit.
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Post by Pedropotter on Jun 17, 2014 9:24:47 GMT
Don't listen to them, Scfc2001 ( or whatever your name is) they are tugging your chain. There are no such thing as Bumers in Australia. You should get yourself down to Sydney and sign up for a team. Preseason training is at a place called Oxford St and takes place over one weekend in mid February. All the footballers get together and it's a brilliant atmosphere. Make sure you wear your kit. He's right mate. I went a couple of years ago but didn't quite make the grade. Its very intense - make sure you are well fit and able to pass with both feet. It is possible to bribe the coaches if you have got a few spare dollars. My mate Dave made it through and he's now living the high life on the Gold Coast, he beating the chicks off with a shitty stick - good luck mate.
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Post by scfc2014 on Jun 17, 2014 11:18:45 GMT
You can all take your face for a cak I'm going ozzies to play football not to push some blokes dinner back,I play at a good level I'm quick an fast an skilleful and shoot with both pegs so dunner come on with coment cause I'll show you lot who I am
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Post by southcarolinastokie on Jun 17, 2014 11:46:05 GMT
You can all take your face for a cak I'm going ozzies to play football not to push some blokes dinner back,I play at a good level I'm quick an fast an skilleful and shoot with both pegs so dunner come on with coment cause I'll show you lot who I am To quote Brian Potter, "I know who you are....who are you!?"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2014 11:59:07 GMT
You can all take your face for a cak I'm going ozzies to play football not to push some blokes dinner back,I play at a good level I'm quick an fast an skilleful and shoot with both pegs so dunner come on with coment cause I'll show you lot who I am Come on then, show us who you are, Mr Head.
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Post by marwood on Jun 17, 2014 12:31:47 GMT
SCFC2014, You are right to bring this thread back on track with your soccer skills, its gone off on a bit of a tangent down sausage alley what with all the references to the ozzie gay bars in oxford street and the quick bums here and there, David Bowie and so on, Frank The Scottish Taxi Driver etc and I'm sorry I've played my part in that. Its not Franks fault that's just how he rolls. Like I say hes not a raving homosexual, eg dressed like a village person cowboy and indian type motorcycle cop CHIps etc, listening to Liza Minelli etc etc, he just does it now and then when his wifes not about.
But getting back on track, why not do a youtube video of your silky skills and post it on here, and send it out to some teams. Thats a really good calling card these days, I would have done it but we didnt have youtube back then when I was trying to crack the welsh premier, and ive played a bit, the highlight was for social services in the PDSL when they were based out of the Jolly Potter in Hartshill, what a boozer that was, hope its still going.
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Post by gazscfc on Jun 17, 2014 14:02:20 GMT
G'day 'Stokies', I've been wanting to move to England for ages but until now I haven't known anyone there.
I've got a pommy mate from Stoke who was working with me in a bar in Melbourne but his visa ran out so he's moving back to Stoke at the end of this month.
He says I can sleep on his sofa for a few weeks while I find a job and somewhere to live in Stoke, have any of you lot got any recommendations?
I also want to start playing football over there, I'm on the books with Melbourne Victory, my local A-League team and I've heard there is a league in Stoke called the Traders league which is about the same standard, do any of you lot play in the Traders league? Is it about two or three divisions below the Premier League?
Cheers in advance for the advice lads.
PS - Are there many other Ozzies living in Stoke?
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Post by djralphy2k9 on Jun 17, 2014 14:03:15 GMT
quality
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Post by bambered on Jun 17, 2014 14:09:57 GMT
I thought it was Ozzie Osbourne moving to Stoke
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jun 17, 2014 14:10:09 GMT
Traders league? get down the Vale pal, they'll snap you up sharpish.
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Post by chigstoke on Jun 17, 2014 14:10:16 GMT
G'day 'Stokies', I've been wanting to move to England for ages but until now I haven't known anyone there. I've got a pommy mate from Stoke who was working with me in a bar in Melbourne but his visa ran out so he's moving back to Stoke at the end of this month. He says I can sleep on his sofa for a few weeks while I find a job and somewhere to live in Stoke, have any of you lot got any recommendations? I also want to start playing football over there, I'm on the books with Melbourne Victory, my local A-League team and I've heard there is a league in Stoke called the Traders league which is about the same standard, do any of you lot play in the Traders league? Is it about two or three divisions below the Premier League? Cheers in advance for the advice lads. PS - Are there many other Ozzies living in Stoke? The Traders League shits on the A-League. Have you tried to relentlessly contact people from Stoke to kip on their settee?
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Post by gazscfc on Jun 17, 2014 14:22:25 GMT
Not sure why my thread has been moved into this one? Is it related? Can't be bothered to read all the posts, is there another Ozzie moving to Stoke?
So you suggest I apply for a team called Vale? Are they based near Stoke? I won't be able to travel too far cuz I won't have a car, unless you know someone who can give me a lift?
I'm hoping to get a job with my pommy mate, he says his dad owns an Oatcake shop or something?
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Post by foxysgloves on Jun 17, 2014 14:50:55 GMT
Very,very funny thread!!
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Post by scfc2014 on Jun 18, 2014 0:56:46 GMT
but it inner funny is it you should join the rest of ozzie wonabees and take your face for a shit and pratise your accent why you at it
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Post by melbournepotter on Jun 18, 2014 1:03:15 GMT
Is that you Spooney ? You write with the same accent.
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Post by scfc2014 on Jun 18, 2014 6:25:17 GMT
No it's chugga duck how at a what's it like in Melbourne yoth orate or what
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