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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2014 9:40:44 GMT
Chugga is a Stokie, He's solid as a rock, On his way to Aussie, He Stopped off in Bangkok, He went to Soi Cowboy, He pulled a bird real quick But when he got her home, He found she had a dick.
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Post by thepom on Aug 1, 2014 10:55:10 GMT
Dunna worry Chugga - I work for Customs in Oz - will make sure someone gives you a very warm welcome when you get here (unless his hands are cold) ....
Bur at least you'll be loosened up in the back door region ( for your new mates) !!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2014 11:04:58 GMT
Dunna worry Chugga - I work for Customs in Oz - will make sure someone gives you a very warm welcome when you get here (unless his hands are cold) .... Bur at least you'll be loosened up in the back door region ( for your new mates) !!! I don't think he will make it to Aussie. He is in love with a beautiful girl in Bangkok with a 6 inch clitoris, and she loves ramming it up his arse....
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Post by thepom on Aug 1, 2014 11:12:50 GMT
Dunna worry Chugga - I work for Customs in Oz - will make sure someone gives you a very warm welcome when you get here (unless his hands are cold) .... Bur at least you'll be loosened up in the back door region ( for your new mates) !!! I don't think he will make it to Aussie. He is in love with a beautiful girl in Bangkok with a 6 inch clitoris, and she loves ramming it up his arse.... Reckon your spot on there shangai - that's if he makes it to tie land - reckon he's thinking "how the fuck do I get out of one of the most classic threads on oatcake which started out as a wind up and should of ended 12 hours after it started" IF NOT WELCOME TO OZ CHUGGA
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Post by marwood on Aug 1, 2014 11:45:05 GMT
Cant believe the day in question has finally arrived. How will this story play out. A new thread of Chuggas adventures down under is called for
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Post by marrer on Aug 1, 2014 12:54:22 GMT
I don't think he will make it to Aussie. He is in love with a beautiful girl in Bangkok with a 6 inch clitoris, and she loves ramming it up his arse.... Reckon your spot on there shangai - that's if he makes it to tie land - reckon he's thinking "how the fuck do I get out of one of the most classic threads on oatcake which started out as a wind up and should of ended 12 hours after it started" IF NOT WELCOME TO OZ CHUGGA Hey Pom, whereabouts in this great land are you?
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Post by lastoftheldk on Aug 1, 2014 13:05:07 GMT
Am packed I am duck having a brew then going down heafrow I am fror me plane to bancock so am off I am bin up Hanley park have a look at the pitch What number PMT bus are you getting
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Post by chigstoke on Aug 1, 2014 13:31:32 GMT
I couldn't believe todays the day
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Post by thepom on Aug 1, 2014 14:23:28 GMT
Reckon your spot on there shangai - that's if he makes it to tie land - reckon he's thinking "how the fuck do I get out of one of the most classic threads on oatcake which started out as a wind up and should of ended 12 hours after it started" IF NOT WELCOME TO OZ CHUGGA Hey Pom, whereabouts in this great land are you? Joondalup - Perth
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2014 14:39:23 GMT
Looking at his profile....It's Chuggas' birthday as well today!
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Post by marwood on Aug 1, 2014 18:40:32 GMT
Happy Birthday Bochug! Wherever you are! Whoever you are. Keep in touch! It's not you it's me!
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Post by marwood on Aug 1, 2014 18:42:01 GMT
I couldn't believe todays the day Great collection of GIFS you gave Chigstoke, one for every occasion and all from the top drawer.
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Post by chigstoke on Aug 1, 2014 19:12:44 GMT
I couldn't believe todays the day Great collection of GIFS you gave Chigstoke, one for every occasion and all from the top drawer. There will always be one to match a situation . Meanwhile, Chugga's flight is not what he expected...
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Post by marrer on Aug 1, 2014 19:49:49 GMT
Hey Pom, whereabouts in this great land are you? Joondalup - Perth Very nice, I used to get across to that private hospital you have there for my job; a pretty new suburb if memory serves me right. Well, we're about to enter Chapter 2. Hope the Chug will be giving us daily updates of his new experiences. Lots of flies and chugbugs, hope he survives being over here. Cheers Rog
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Post by bathstoke on Aug 1, 2014 20:15:34 GMT
I couldn't believe todays the day Great collection of GIFS you gave Chigstoke, one for every occasion and all from the top drawer. Are you suggesting that Chug & Chig are one & the same person!?!
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Post by chigstoke on Aug 1, 2014 20:32:03 GMT
Great collection of GIFS you gave Chigstoke, one for every occasion and all from the top drawer. Are you suggesting that Chug & Chig are one & the same person!?! We'd sound like a right terrible comedy duo wouldn't we? Thank the lord, I'm not Chugga. I'm not that mental
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Post by bathstoke on Aug 1, 2014 20:42:16 GMT
Are you suggesting that Chug & Chig are one & the same person!?! We'd sound like a right terrible comedy duo wouldn't we? Thank the lord, I'm not Chugga. I'm not that mental You are Yin to his Yan. An evil sin-biotic relationship...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2014 6:52:10 GMT
Chugga is a Stokie, He's solid as a rock, On his way to Aussie, He Stopped off in Bangkok, He went to Soi Cowboy, He pulled a bird real quick But when he got her home, He found she had a dick. Another Song for Chugga...... Posh Spice is a slapper, She is a dirty bugger, And when She's shagging Beckham, She thinks of little Chugga, He is now in Bangkok, He's bought some new sex toys, He doesn't like the women, but loves the Ladyboys.
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Post by scfc2014 on Aug 2, 2014 10:45:10 GMT
As any you lot bin here it's dead hot here it is
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Post by gazscfc on Aug 2, 2014 10:54:22 GMT
Chugga, when do you arrive in Melbourne?
Do you need my address so you can come stay on my settee an all that or have you found somewhere else?
Let me know if you fancy going for a beer mate, be good meet up with a fellow Stokie.
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Post by thepom on Aug 2, 2014 11:00:41 GMT
As any you lot bin here it's dead hot here it is Picture of you in Thailand (just like the signings thread) or it's all bullshit ... Been to Thailand quite a few times got a lot of mates there - tell me where you are staying = then i'll give you directions ... It's hot in my mum & dad's lounge in Blythe Bridge as well ...
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Post by scfc2014 on Aug 2, 2014 11:02:22 GMT
Ta yoth get Melbourne on satdee I anner got a phone yoth I'll have pint yoth
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Post by thepom on Aug 2, 2014 11:30:26 GMT
Ta yoth get Melbourne on satdee I anner got a phone yoth I'll have pint yoth Fuck off - no phone bollocks ... Come clean that your still on the settee in Stoke - or are you still pretending to everyone your going to be in Oz - completely over this thread in 12 hours - when you "land" ... You did well - to create one of the greatest threads in oatcake history ... (but go out with dignity)
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Post by scfc2014 on Aug 2, 2014 11:53:27 GMT
No one asked you to read it yoth
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Post by thepom on Aug 2, 2014 13:48:26 GMT
No one asked you to read it yoth No one asked you to be a twat & bull shitter - but please prove me wrong - cuz always wondered what humble pie taste like .... (please prove me wrong again!!!) - I really would like you to be for real ....
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Aug 2, 2014 14:03:19 GMT
No one asked you to read it yoth No one asked you to be a twat & bull shitter - but please prove me wrong - cuz always wondered what humble pie taste like .... (please prove me wrong again!!!) - I really would like you to be for real .... Are you saying bangcock is not hot? Of course he must be real. Going to bangcock the first thing you'll notice is it's hot.
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Post by marwood on Aug 2, 2014 16:15:54 GMT
Chugga, are the street protests still going on in Bangkok ? They were the last time I was there a couple months back,, but very friendly , almost like carnival atmosphere
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Post by scfc2014 on Aug 3, 2014 8:27:19 GMT
Bin the stadia today fancyd a kick about but didn't botha dead hot still sweting I am going have a pint later and do som site seeing I am
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Post by marrer on Aug 3, 2014 9:01:09 GMT
give us a travel report mate, sites seen, what you enjoyed, type of beer drunk, etc.
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Post by marwood on Aug 3, 2014 10:32:58 GMT
Can recommend the golden palace Chugga but very tourists and will be rammed with sightseers. I preferred the reclining golden budda down the road, less crowded
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