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Post by wrighter on Apr 3, 2014 14:33:33 GMT
You ever use the bogs in the Boothen @ The Vic ? The Britannia"s bogs are paradise compared to them !! My gripe is the dirty filthy bastard who keeps dropping his guts in the seat right in front of me. Sir, you stink, you need to visit a Dr. pretty sharpish
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Post by heavysoul on Apr 3, 2014 14:34:52 GMT
Remember last season in the south stand a pissed up bloke used the lav and left it covered in shit AND the walls AND himself he couldn't stand up!
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Post by bolders on Apr 3, 2014 14:59:49 GMT
stop running to the bar 10 mins before the end of the first half and you might not have to use the toilets there
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Post by wembley4372 on Apr 3, 2014 15:46:54 GMT
The football is ok, the problem is worse in pubs etc. You wash your hands, then can't get out of the toilet because all of the doors open inwards and the place is full of dirty fuckers who don't wash their hands.
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Post by tsm on Apr 3, 2014 15:47:42 GMT
You ever use the bogs in the Boothen @ The Vic ? The Britannia"s bogs are paradise compared to them !! My gripe is the dirty filthy bastard who keeps dropping his guts in the seat right in front of me. Sir, you stink, you need to visit a Dr. pretty sharpish I know of some who didn't even bother to leave their spot on the Boothen to relieve themselves back in the day. I have heard, mind, that it warms you up for winter games.
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Post by markytcd on Apr 3, 2014 15:55:19 GMT
Right got my old woman hat on but this has been bugging me for years. Hopefully in every other walk of life a man washes his hands after going for a piss so why at a football match do many abstain? Let the abuse begin! go back to bed Cheers for the slumber advice....I think?
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Post by slogger on Apr 3, 2014 16:25:54 GMT
Every fucker take a piss in the sinks at the Brit I wouldn't touch them raps if you payed me . The simple thing is don't go for a piss at the Brit unless your bladder is about to explode , bit why do you care if others don't wash there hands as long as you wash your own
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 3, 2014 16:30:33 GMT
You ever use the bogs in the Boothen @ The Vic ? The Britannia"s bogs are paradise compared to them !! My gripe is the dirty filthy bastard who keeps dropping his guts in the seat right in front of me. Sir, you stink, you need to visit a Dr. pretty sharpish Do you sit in the South stand? Coz there's another smelly cunt there who drops his guts all the time. I don't know what he drinks, but that definitely ain't what you call pedigree.
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 3, 2014 16:44:10 GMT
I hate it when the twat next to me needs to expell 6 pints and the back splash catches me on the back of my hands
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 3, 2014 16:46:04 GMT
I hate it when the twat next to me needs to expell 6 pints and the back splash catches me on the back of my hands Yea sorry about that.
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Post by saggermaker on Apr 3, 2014 18:29:37 GMT
In the good old days I used to take a flask, when the tea/coffee was gone I had a handy reciptical to urinate in. This method eliminates the need to visit the stinky facilities and a drink for the wife later!
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 3, 2014 19:27:20 GMT
I always tend to wait for the cubicle, a lot more room I find Me too..
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 3, 2014 19:28:39 GMT
Remember last season in the south stand a pissed up bloke used the lav and left it covered in shit AND the walls AND himself he couldn't stand up! Sometimes I am soooooo glad not to be a bloke
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Post by sheikhmomo on Apr 3, 2014 19:58:11 GMT
I've read some threads on the sanitization of the football experience and this is literally the most literal.
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Post by LDE76 on Apr 3, 2014 20:21:20 GMT
I often find that it's the one who attempts to paint himself as the purest of the pure who turns out to be the worst offender.
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Post by boskampsflaps on Apr 3, 2014 20:37:39 GMT
I was taught not to piss on my hands.
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Post by markytcd on Apr 3, 2014 21:03:26 GMT
Every fucker take a piss in the sinks at the Brit I wouldn't touch them raps if you payed me . The simple thing is don't go for a piss at the Brit unless your bladder is about to explode , bit why do you care if others don't wash there hands as long as you wash your own Mate work in a business where, although sounds meglomaniac, can have some serious repercussions. Plus don't want to second hand someone else's cock on the door handle or Ketchup bottle! So many euphemisms available....but......
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Post by markytcd on Apr 3, 2014 21:12:44 GMT
Remember last season in the south stand a pissed up bloke used the lav and left it covered in shit AND the walls AND himself he couldn't stand up! Sometimes I am soooooo glad not to be a bloke Come on Ladies is it all lavender and incense in the girls? Spill the beans (not literally)!
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Post by trigger on Apr 3, 2014 21:21:09 GMT
I've got into the habit of carrying a small bottle of hand gel and have e/mailed the club on numerous occasions requesting that they conveniently place hand dispensers on the walls when exiting the gents, but as of yet I've not received a reply.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2014 21:23:08 GMT
I was taught not to piss on my hands. If you get a semi on before you go you don't need too hold it
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Post by partickpotter on Apr 4, 2014 4:36:25 GMT
I often find that it's the one who attempts to paint himself as the purest of the pure who turns out to be the worst offender. And he clearly needs to learn some toilet etiquette as well; 1) drop trousers before attempting a #2 2) do it in an appropriate location 3) do not get photographed Strange - you thing a long standing Arse manager wouldn't need any advice on a subject like this
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Post by Linx on Apr 4, 2014 6:36:37 GMT
On another aspect of toilet etiquette: does one stare resolutely at the wall in front or does one strike up friendly banter with the chap with his todger out standing next to one?
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Post by metalhead on Apr 4, 2014 7:06:28 GMT
On another aspect of toilet etiquette: does one stare resolutely at the wall in front or does one strike up friendly banter with the chap with his todger out standing next to one? I tend to stare at the adverts on the wall. We've had some weird shifty diet, then we had relationship counseling (is going to the match more important than your missus?), i can't think what is up now... Maybe striking up conversation would be good. Break the ice if you will.
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Post by StoKeith on Apr 4, 2014 7:31:47 GMT
Although you may have a clean cock and not have pissed on your hands, it's a good idea to wash your hands regularly anyway. Hands get bacteria and dirt on them from all sorts of places, so take the opportunity to clean away the dirt that they picked up throughout the day.
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Post by fentonian on Apr 4, 2014 8:14:44 GMT
Although you may have a clean cock and not have pissed on your hands, it's a good idea to wash your hands regularly anyway. Hands get bacteria and dirt on them from all sorts of places, so take the opportunity to clean away the dirt that they picked up throughout the day. Then go and touch put your seat down that has been touched a million times with your nice clean hand. What does my head in most of all is the people who just run their hands under a bit of water, then give them a quick rub.... Oh and splashers, those people who hold it in for ages then urinate like a nilfisk and spray me with urine. Great.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2014 8:55:43 GMT
I've got into the habit of carrying a small bottle of hand gel and have e/mailed the club on numerous occasions requesting that they conveniently place hand dispensers on the walls when exiting the gents, but as of yet I've not received a reply. fuck me dare you venture out of your home? if I sit down I wash my hands if I stand up I tend not to bother, but I do have an incredibly clean penis
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2014 9:35:24 GMT
Although you may have a clean cock and not have pissed on your hands, it's a good idea to wash your hands regularly anyway. Hands get bacteria and dirt on them from all sorts of places, so take the opportunity to clean away the dirt that they picked up throughout the day. Good point ....and if you are obsessive about it like my mrs you are laughing , little tubs of that antibacterial gel every where , in the car , in her handbag ....even in my greenhouse ! I've got no excuse ...
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Post by partickpotter on Apr 4, 2014 10:17:37 GMT
On another aspect of toilet etiquette: does one stare resolutely at the wall in front or does one strike up friendly banter with the chap with his todger out standing next to one? I tend to stare at the adverts on the wall. We've had some weird shifty diet, then we had relationship counseling (is going to the match more important than your missus?), i can't think what is up now... Maybe striking up conversation would be good. Break the ice if you will. Breaking the ice in the Gents toilet - have you thought about a career in politics?
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Post by metalhead on Apr 4, 2014 10:35:59 GMT
I tend to stare at the adverts on the wall. We've had some weird shifty diet, then we had relationship counseling (is going to the match more important than your missus?), i can't think what is up now... Maybe striking up conversation would be good. Break the ice if you will. Breaking the ice in the Gents toilet - have you thought about a career in politics? I have and I possess all the qualities: - Able to lie and keep a straight face.
- Above average maths skills, just for when I need to falsify my expenses.
- Able to sit around and do very little work and get paid a lot.
- Able to get into a row with someone for no reason.
Plus, I can pull a prozac smile out the bag any day:
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Post by nott1 on Apr 4, 2014 11:17:55 GMT
I've got into the habit of carrying a small bottle of hand gel and have e/mailed the club on numerous occasions requesting that they conveniently place hand dispensers on the walls when exiting the gents, but as of yet I've not received a reply. Had to laugh, I read that as "EXCITING the gents". Sorry!
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