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Post by generationex on Feb 1, 2014 21:35:39 GMT
V funny. I like the the guy who posts something like
'Stoke are awful team and are awful stadium and bad awful place'. Location : Miapo Miappo Undonka
I'm guessing its not in Salford.
Special mention should also go to the fella who refers to us throughout as the 'Village of the Damned'. Can we adopt it as the 'towns of the damned' or something? It's Byron-esque. Add it to the badge maybe.
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Post by siggy on Feb 1, 2014 21:36:11 GMT
I particularly liked.....
During half time I beat Stoke 4-2 on Football Manager, goals from Powell, Lingard, Will Keane and Neymar.
Fuck off Universe.
No wonder the c**** live up their own arses - they actually believe their own hype
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Post by lordb on Feb 1, 2014 21:41:07 GMT
V funny. I like the the guy who posts something like 'Stoke are awful team and are awful stadium and bad awful place'. Location : Miapo Miappo Undonka I'm guessing its not in Salford. Special mention should also go to the fella who refers to us throughout as the 'Village of the Damned'. Can we adopt it as the 'towns of the damned' or something? It's Byron-esque. Add it to the badge maybe. 6 Towns of The Damned? City Of The Damned? Anyway they are The Shit never ever forget. When Wenger leaves Arsenal some (I said 'some') of their knobishness will go but The Shit maintain,well,shitness at full max for ever regardless.
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Post by stokiesteve on Feb 1, 2014 21:42:05 GMT
My personal favourite 'go Charlie, have a shot......'
Beautiful.
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Post by salopstick on Feb 1, 2014 22:04:08 GMT
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Post by bmstoke on Feb 1, 2014 22:05:04 GMT
My personal favourite 'go Charlie, have a shot......' Beautiful. To be fair, I sat in the Seddon saying " Don't shoot from there you pri... YEEEEAAAAAS.
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Post by scfcwebby on Feb 1, 2014 22:13:33 GMT
Page 33 :-D
Red Shorts Forrest Gimp Another fantastic ref for our game I see.
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Post by Miracle Aligner on Feb 1, 2014 22:24:16 GMT
today was one of those days when a combination of injuries, poor form, bad luck and poor tactics cost us a game
Swear they were all jizzing before the match because they had RVP and Rooney back to accompany Mata up front?
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Post by Fred Ferret on Feb 1, 2014 22:24:46 GMT
LOVED THIS:
It's pissing out of the heavens now on top of a cunt of a wind. Them conditions will suit Stoke and the way they play down to the ground no doubt. We must be running out of things that can go wrong for us now at this stage.
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Post by cockoscfc on Feb 1, 2014 22:37:38 GMT
ha ha what a bunch of spunk bubbles. Would love for them miss out on europa league too. The biggest shambles down the brit all season. ha ha ha
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Post by PotterLog on Feb 1, 2014 22:58:17 GMT
This is another beautiful one: "We should just play the reserves in the league games now & focus on hrs champions league. We can do it like Chelsea in 2012."
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Post by StokieMatt on Feb 2, 2014 0:05:11 GMT
Love that they say how many more shots they had (19 to our 13) but they fail point out they only got 4 of them on target
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Post by Stokie Mcpot on Feb 2, 2014 0:21:32 GMT
The daft bastards are actually blaming the ref. HOW? how can they possibly blame the man not only giving them a collective of 13 minutes extra time but who also gave them some of the most ridiculous decisions in their favour? Deluded as fuck mate.
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Post by Miracle Aligner on Feb 2, 2014 0:40:41 GMT
We "played well"? He must be on fucking crack or something. We were 11 thoroughbreds (more or less) playing against a team of donkeys that wouldn't even make the cut on Blackpool beach. A fucking barrel of lard called Charlie Adam was made to look like Puskas and Walters, fucking Walters, caused havoc. A has-been circus freak had the run of our penalty area and a bitter ex-player was made to look like Alf Ramsey. A shithouse team that play in front of a home support with the collective IQ of a parrot's fart beat Manchester United. And that goggle-eyed excuse for a manager thinks we "played well?" Fuck me. The Premier League might be a load of shit but if nothing else, you have to savour moments like these because they don't last forever
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Post by swampySCFC on Feb 2, 2014 0:51:10 GMT
They are fucking useless. VP had 2 touches and Wiggy resorted to water carrier
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Post by tijuanabrass on Feb 2, 2014 1:08:31 GMT
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Post by scfcno1fan on Feb 2, 2014 1:26:30 GMT
Best quote of an hilarious thread.
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Post by Vestan Pance on Feb 2, 2014 8:46:54 GMT
Just to reiterate. Genius.
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Post by partickpotter on Feb 2, 2014 9:05:27 GMT
Just to reiterate. Genius. And there's more on their post match thread including this wonderful gem; "Mata was lampooned on the right wing in the first half. If that continues, we're going to waste him"
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Post by delilah7 on Feb 2, 2014 9:13:50 GMT
Irony?
One Night Only Thanks, I'm here all week! Joined: Oct 16, 2009 Messages: 9,531 Yay, time wasting -_- What a fucking "Team", it's more like a fucking gang of wankers.
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Post by pickins on Feb 2, 2014 11:11:53 GMT
There seems to be a lot of talk of us being dirty, thuggish brutes. Worse than under Pulis etc.
I thought we were just better, played with some urgency/aggression and wanted it more.
United did look incredibly soft though. Suprised not to see Fellaini.
Just to re-iterate though that I think Arnie will be a legend for us and made the mega million midfield of United look plainly crap.
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Post by MarkWolstanton on Feb 2, 2014 11:14:58 GMT
Just watching a replay of the MUTV match day review with Lou and Higgenbotham!
Both sucking on the cock of MU income with a passion.
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Post by redwhitesingfight on Feb 2, 2014 11:21:54 GMT
Just watching a replay of the MUTV match day review with Lou and Higgenbotham! Both sucking on the cock of MU income with a passion. They really ought to have more self respect.
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Post by Vestan Pance on Feb 2, 2014 11:25:30 GMT
Danny higginbotham? Stoke legend? Surely not.....
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Post by sheikhmomo on Feb 2, 2014 11:36:25 GMT
It would be a bit odd for them to be pushing a pro Stoke message on an in house Man Utd television station wouldn't it?
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Post by nott1 on Feb 2, 2014 14:57:49 GMT
Are these people really English? Are they even part of the human race? How did someone give birth to them?
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Post by Davef on Feb 2, 2014 15:05:07 GMT
Just watching a replay of the MUTV match day review with Lou and Higgenbotham! Both sucking on the cock of MU income with a passion. Was Danny wittering on about our lack of identity?
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Post by partickpotter on Feb 2, 2014 15:52:59 GMT
Are these people really English? Are they even part of the human race? How did someone give birth to them? Don't they hatch? I'm sure that's what other reptiles like snakes do.
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Post by salopstick on Feb 2, 2014 15:59:16 GMT
Just watching a replay of the MUTV match day review with Lou and Higgenbotham! Both sucking on the cock of MU income with a passion. And he has the neck to say stoke have no identity.
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Post by salopstick on Feb 2, 2014 16:56:49 GMT
01/02/2014 17:02, Report by Tim Oscroft Report: Stoke 2 United 1 Manchester United slipped to defeat at Stoke as two goals from Charlie Adam either side of Robin van Persie’s equaliser gave the home side all three points.
Both sides struggled to deal with the blustery conditions early on, and United were forced into a change after just 10 minutes when Rafael replaced the limping Jonny Evans. United, with the wind at their backs in the first half, had the majority of possession but rarely threatened the Stoke goal, while the hosts were reduced to long-range shots that failed to hit the target.
But just as the Reds looked to be gaining control, they fell behind in unlucky circumstances when Adam’s long-range free kick took a deflection off Michael Carrick’s right knee to send the ball to David De Gea’s right when the keeper looked to have it covered.
To make matters worse, the back four was rejigged again before the break when Phil Jones was carried off on a stretcher following a blow to the head, but after a welcome respite at half-time, United were soon back on level terms. Juan Mata’s deft touch gave van Persie the time and space to place the ball past Asmir Begovic for the equaliser, but Adam’s fierce half-volley five minutes later put the home side back into the lead.
United struggled to force their way back against their fired-up hosts until the closing stages, with their best chance a Wayne Rooney free-kick that Begovic brilliantly turned onto the post. Tom Cleverley blazed the ball over following the ensuing melee, before the final whistle ensured the Reds were beaten at Britannia Stadium for the first time.
From their official site
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