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Post by VolvicStokie on Apr 24, 2008 9:57:03 GMT
Haha
Any Non sexual Gift Ideas?
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Post by Miniman on Apr 24, 2008 10:00:40 GMT
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Post by ben88 on Apr 24, 2008 10:01:02 GMT
im selling a JVC minicam with lcd display, carry case and spare battery (worth over £50 in itself) comes all boxed, perfect condition, only used twice, very small, fits in hand £150 takes still pictures aswell, she wouldent even know it was second hand
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Post by Do it for..... JoseAndrade on Apr 24, 2008 10:01:19 GMT
im selling a JVC minicam with lcd display, carry case and spare battery (worth over £50 in itself) comes all bozed, perfect condition, only used twice, very small, fits in hand £150 takes still pictures aswell, she wouldent even know it was second hand ;D ;D
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Post by ben88 on Apr 24, 2008 10:01:59 GMT
its a quality piece of kit
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Post by VolvicStokie on Apr 24, 2008 10:02:13 GMT
Sorry to sound like all your ideas are Schit - Cause there not, but she actually also has a Video Cam
;D
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Post by LH_SCFC on Apr 24, 2008 10:02:41 GMT
How about a lovely romantic meal and then back home for a night of passion?
I'm available late Sat night when I get back from Colchester or most of next week.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Apr 24, 2008 10:09:09 GMT
Nah - Its her 21st. Not a normal week night!
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Post by broadwayroundabout on Apr 24, 2008 10:09:57 GMT
Don't want this to sound crap Ben but....give her some money to go shopping with, take her Manchester, book a smart hotel, back to the hotel before you go out for a meal, back to the hotel...she'd love it.
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Post by shiny nosehair on Apr 24, 2008 10:10:38 GMT
There is absolutely fuck all wrong with the Tesco laptops !
You will find the same bit of kit in PC World marked up by about 25%
If she really wants one you're on to a winner for 350 quid Maybe get her a nice girly (if she's a girly girl) type case to go with it thus personalising it a bit
Alternatively find a digi pic of you both and pre-install it as the desktop background before she gets it
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Post by VolvicStokie on Apr 24, 2008 10:11:14 GMT
That is a good idea - But thing is - How much money do I let her spend?
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Post by ben88 on Apr 24, 2008 10:12:45 GMT
how about you blindfold her, tell her its a surprise, then hire some big black men
(maybe saracen from gladiators) and a friend to do a surprise kidnapping, they tie her up, throw her in the boot of their car, the whole time making sure he can hear them talking about killing her and fucking her, (your in the car but keeping quite), then you drive ehr to some docks, ge her out and make her kneel down, saracen fires some shotgun rounds into the air to scare her abit, then drive her to a "safe-house", which is actually her house, take he inside, saracen slaps her about abit, then pulls her top off, tells her she's going to die, throws some baked beans and custard all over her, then just as he puts the gun to her head and cocks it, you pull off the blindfold and shout "surprise!!!" as all her friends and family are there, she is so releaved she falls even more in love with you, you have a laugh about it, eat party rings and drink cherry aid, everyone is happy, and all agree it was the best birthday party ever
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Post by broadwayroundabout on Apr 24, 2008 10:13:37 GMT
£100....cos don't forget the whole hotel/meal thing will cost you anywhere between 100-200 quid ....same as a laptop i guess...
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Post by Do it for..... JoseAndrade on Apr 24, 2008 10:14:52 GMT
how about you blindfold her, tell her its a surprise, then hire some big black men (maybe saracen from gladiators) and a friend to do a surprise kidnapping, they tie her up, throw her in the boot of their car, the whole time making sure he can hear them talking about killing her and fucking her, (your in the car but keeping quite), then you drive ehr to some docks, ge her out and make her kneel down, saracen fires some shotgun rounds into the air to scare her abit, then drive her to a "safe-house", which is actually her house, take he inside, saracen slaps her about abit, then pulls her top off, tells her she's going to die, throws some baked beans and custard all over her, then just as he puts the gun to her head and cocks it, you pull off the blindfold and shout "surprise!!!" as all her friends and family are there, she is so releaved she falls even more in love with you, you have a laugh about it, eat party rings and drink cherry aid, everyone is happy, and all agree it was the best birthday party ever Ben, funniest post i've seen in a long time karma for that (SMD)
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Post by VolvicStokie on Apr 24, 2008 10:15:15 GMT
Ben88 - Nearly pissed myself then literally LOL. My boss just started reading it as I was laughing uncontrollably and he wonderd what the joke was.
Good job he saw the funny side. Pisser ;D
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Steve - Cracking idea!
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Post by ben88 on Apr 24, 2008 10:16:53 GMT
what can go wrong with a surprise kidnapping?
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Post by VolvicStokie on Apr 24, 2008 10:27:22 GMT
Well im not liking the bit where some big black man rips my girlfreinds top off for starters
;D
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Post by ben88 on Apr 24, 2008 10:30:04 GMT
its all about the relief though, its like if you didnt go to the leicester match, and someone told you we had lost, and you cried for 30 minutes, then they told you we had actually won, you would be so happy and overcome with relief, just try to replicate that feeling with a inter-racial-necro bean-curd orgy
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Post by VolvicStokie on Apr 24, 2008 10:37:13 GMT
Ben..
Slightly different Scenario.
For 1 she may well think on her 21st Birthday she's gonna get killed by some big black crazy man.
The relief of knowing your not gonna get killed, and a game in which my local team win and get 3 points...is just abit different. Not much - But its a big enough difference for me
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Post by ben88 on Apr 24, 2008 10:52:51 GMT
i dont see it mate ???
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Post by Fred Zeppelin on Apr 24, 2008 11:00:19 GMT
how about you blindfold her, tell her its a surprise, then hire some big black men (maybe saracen from gladiators) and a friend to do a surprise kidnapping, they tie her up, throw her in the boot of their car, the whole time making sure he can hear them talking about killing her and fucking her, (your in the car but keeping quite), then you drive ehr to some docks, ge her out and make her kneel down, saracen fires some shotgun rounds into the air to scare her abit, then drive her to a "safe-house", which is actually her house, take he inside, saracen slaps her about abit, then pulls her top off, tells her she's going to die, throws some baked beans and custard all over her, then just as he puts the gun to her head and cocks it, you pull off the blindfold and shout "surprise!!!" as all her friends and family are there, she is so releaved she falls even more in love with you, you have a laugh about it, eat party rings and drink cherry aid, everyone is happy, and all agree it was the best birthday party ever What sort of medical emergency would require cherry aid?
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Post by ben88 on Apr 24, 2008 11:05:41 GMT
dehydration?
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Post by Fred Zeppelin on Apr 24, 2008 11:20:14 GMT
;D
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Post by TheDee51 on Apr 24, 2008 11:44:31 GMT
Cherry Aid - pisser.
Make poverty history Cheaper drinks now !!
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