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Post by kerouac on Jun 18, 2013 9:48:41 GMT
I think he wad a bit pissed and i loved the first Geordie caller!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 9:57:25 GMT
He is funny as fuck but no way would I trust him look after me dog never mind millions of pounds he reminds me of Uncle Buck.
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Post by metalhead on Jun 18, 2013 10:16:33 GMT
He's a pisser.
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Post by unknown182 on Jun 18, 2013 10:33:22 GMT
He claims he signed Tim Krul when Graeme Souness was the manager when they bought him. He also said he won manager of the year three times? Has he been managing Sunday league in his spair time or what?. This guy has seriously got a screw loose and then he says he's more intelligent than the fans. Absolute nightmare
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Post by Not_Nick_H on Jun 18, 2013 10:35:58 GMT
The soap opera that is Newcastle United FC. The gift that just keeps on giving...
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Post by cobhamstokey on Jun 18, 2013 11:00:50 GMT
Unless he's got a double I just saw Pardew walking through Cobham High Street suited and booted with a little bloke in his 50s and a young dark haired lady who looked like she might be in PR. God knows what he was doing its a long way from home.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 11:21:23 GMT
Nice quote from the forum
"the structure can work great and a DOf would have been good if it wasnt a man who is comparable to Tony Pulis for damages to the beautiful game"
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Jun 18, 2013 11:22:05 GMT
Now confirmed by the club - a 3 year deal. Weird! But we have to laugh, don't we. My late Uncle was a Newcastle season ticket holder - he's probably trying to return to earth to haunt the Newcastle boardroom as I write this.
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Post by paulinespens on Jun 18, 2013 11:25:21 GMT
Someone on their board has said that if Pardew quits then a replacement is in place already. Non other than Steve Mclaren. It gets better and better
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 11:27:25 GMT
It did make me laugh at how many time Joe Kinglear kept making names up for the others, especially so with Johan Kebab. And did he really say Hatem Ben Affleck at one point too?
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Post by ttownstokie on Jun 18, 2013 11:28:50 GMT
If Pardew gets sacked,the agreement is that Newcastle only have to pay him 1 years wages rather than seven. Where did you get that info from? If true it would be a bizarre contract. Can you imagine being given a contract for 9 years with the proviso that your employer could sack you after two years and pay you just one year's wages in compensation? What would be the point of the original contract? It might as well have been for 100 years not just 9. Heard it on the radio yesterday .
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Post by paulinespens on Jun 18, 2013 11:31:17 GMT
Where did you get that info from? If true it would be a bizarre contract. Can you imagine being given a contract for 9 years with the proviso that your employer could sack you after two years and pay you just one year's wages in compensation? What would be the point of the original contract? It might as well have been for 100 years not just 9. Heard it on the radio yesterday . If thats true then if i was Pardew i'd sack my agent.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 11:33:49 GMT
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finchy
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Post by finchy on Jun 18, 2013 11:41:54 GMT
Don't mind Newcastle, could prove to be a shrewd appointment, can't believe they finished where they did. Awesome squad.
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Post by unknown182 on Jun 18, 2013 11:44:24 GMT
Newcastle Stats ?@newcastlestats 28s Joe Kinnear: "My record speaks for itself", 5 wins in 26 games as #NUFC boss. Drew 3 & lost 5 in last 8. #KinnearLies #JoeKinnearFacts
Newcastle Stats ?@newcastlestats 6m Joe Kinnear: "i have never relegated a team", other than Luton (00/01) - after demoting the manager and appointing himself. #KinnearLies
Newcastle Stats ?@newcastlestats 11m Joe Kinnear: "i made over 400 appearances for Spurs", he actually made only 251. Strange... #KinnearLies
Newcastle Stats ?@newcastlestats 14m Joe Kinnear: "I have never been sacked as a football manager", apart from at Nottingham Forest (2004). And Luton (2003). #KinnearLies
Newcastle Stats ?@newcastlestats 20m "James Perch is still at the club from my time there", Kinnear left #NUFC in 2009, Perch was signed by Chris Hughton in 2010. #KinnearLies
Newcastle Stats ?@newcastlestats 22m Tim Krul joined #NUFC in 2005, Joe Kinnear claims to have brought the Dutchman to Newcastle in 2008. #KinnearLies
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 11:46:11 GMT
Team for next year
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Post by SCFC92 on Jun 18, 2013 12:07:23 GMT
Team for next year Brightened my day this thread has!!!
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Post by oggyoggy on Jun 18, 2013 12:11:04 GMT
Heard it on the radio yesterday . If thats true then if i was Pardew i'd sack my agent. Its the case for most managers. There will always be a payoff amount in the contract. The owner can argue that pardew can reasonably be expected to get a high paid job within a certain amount of time and therefore would not have to payout the entire contract. But the longer a contract has to run, the more clout the manager has for asking for more money if sacked.
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Post by Godo on Jun 18, 2013 12:11:50 GMT
As if we needed reminding of what a deluded, stupid fucked up club Newcastle was, here they go again finding a new way to remind us. As if Cockey spiv central needed Kinnear re-adding to the mix? Best of luck with that.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jun 18, 2013 16:44:17 GMT
This is what happens when you are led by numpties splashing money around like confetti. They will drown in their own sea of cash IMO. Could be a double whammy relegation this season for the North East. Do you always repeat yourself in every post? Wow! Nice to have my very own "personal post groupie"! Is my spelling and punctuation up to your standard while you're at it?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 16:55:45 GMT
Newcastle united = the 'cartoon' army - car crash television at the very highest level - I just love it when the toon press the self destruct button so publicly.
after all, they have johan Kebab (heheheeheh you could not write this stuff)
Be interesting to see how that self righteous git Pardew, reacts to all this, I bet he's chuffed to bits - on whichever beach he's currently lying on
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Post by Vadiation_Ribe on Jun 18, 2013 22:11:29 GMT
Joe Kinnear lifted the Champions League trophy with John Terry. He was also the fifth member of The Beatles.
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Post by metalhead on Jun 18, 2013 23:43:18 GMT
As if we needed reminding of what a deluded, stupid fucked up club Newcastle was, here they go again finding a new way to remind us. As if Cockey spiv central needed Kinnear re-adding to the mix? Best of luck with that. He's Irish, you do know that lol?
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Post by partickpotter on Jun 19, 2013 5:42:45 GMT
schadenfreude is all very well, but spare a thought for the police horses up in Toon Town.
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Jun 19, 2013 8:29:27 GMT
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Post by lostinafrenchbar on Jun 19, 2013 8:42:44 GMT
Llambias just resigned (or Llambezee just resigned if you're Joe Kinnear). 2 possibilites....Ashley's paid Kinnear to create enough chaos to drive Pardew and Carr out before July so he can then get someone else in (Poyet?) without paying Pardew off for his 8 year contract. Or Ashley is insane. Perhaps both, seeing as how he gave Pardew an 8 year contract in the first place.
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Post by theginsoakedboy on Jun 19, 2013 10:23:52 GMT
Unless he's got a double I just saw Pardew walking through Cobham High Street suited and booted with a little bloke in his 50s and a young dark haired lady who looked like she might be in PR. God knows what he was doing its a long way from home. Pardew lives in Warlingham Surrey, has a house overlooking Woldingham Golf Club.
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