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Post by Silkystoke on Apr 18, 2008 10:42:18 GMT
stoke doin me ead in cant eat,sleep, fart or anything, and now me mrs,as left me... fook sake... can life get any worse  |
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Post by Dr Oetcake on Apr 18, 2008 10:43:04 GMT
lucky man...
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Post by Beebster on Apr 18, 2008 10:43:46 GMT
Thats not good - unlucky Silky  Keep your head up mate. |
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Apr 18, 2008 10:44:46 GMT
Sorry to hear it matey |
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Post by onthebenchagain on Apr 18, 2008 10:45:09 GMT
Cheer up mate,at least your not a vale fan.
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Post by PMac on Apr 18, 2008 10:46:53 GMT
Mate - I had one fuck off the day we lost 6 - 0 to Forrest! Trust me - everything happens for a perfectly good reason even if you can't see it at the time. Life's twists and turns has made me stop paddling against the flow and just drift along taking in the scenery as I go along. It's much better that way. And in all seriousness, yes, life can always get worse before it gets better - but trust it fella. Hope all works out OK for you - starting with a 4 - 0 thrashing of bristol on Saturday  |
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Post by foals on Apr 18, 2008 10:47:08 GMT
if stoke do go up mate, then all other problems in your life will disappear for a few weeks, more than enough time to get over a daft wench. keep thee chin up mucker. and believe.
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Post by Silkystoke on Apr 18, 2008 10:47:19 GMT
thanx guys its my kids that i worry about, shes got another man and hes already threatened me !!!
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Post by Beebster on Apr 18, 2008 10:48:15 GMT
The Bastard - shall we go sort him Stokies
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Post by VolvicStokie on Apr 18, 2008 10:50:48 GMT
You know what do dont ya? Equip yourself with a heavy spade, and hit him hard.
Then grab your Mrs, and run. Or - get kids and run?
Just makesure your wipe the spade clear of your prints and any blood marks that might occur during this boyfreind bashing.
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Post by frasier37 on Apr 18, 2008 10:51:25 GMT
"can life get any worse " She could come back. Only joking. Kids are tougher than you think, they'll bounce back quicker than you. Keep yer pecker up mate. |
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 18, 2008 10:51:34 GMT
Ping him with a pan shovel mate, it's the only language he'll understand.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Apr 18, 2008 10:53:21 GMT
And whoever posted above about things happening for a reason, he's right ! Weird things happen - no idea why
I found that out, unfortunatly I ended up moving out of home and in a new place with my lady. Women are persuasive arn't they?
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Post by miltonstokie on Apr 18, 2008 10:55:09 GMT
post his number number on here !
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Post by Silkystoke on Apr 18, 2008 10:56:02 GMT
thanx ... at times like this u need helpful advice.. havent got a spade, wot about a fork.???
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Post by Beebster on Apr 18, 2008 10:56:51 GMT
Quite handy - unless you have any gardening to do |
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Post by PMac on Apr 18, 2008 10:57:47 GMT
I'll send you a pm about that hassle mate
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Post by Paddypotter on Apr 18, 2008 11:06:35 GMT
Silky give me his address and I'll send him a french letter bomb. My advice is move house incase she comes back, look for a younger model, that really annoys them. A couple of years ago my army buddies wife left him, he was broke but at a wedding he met a lovely young lady and they're still mad about each other now. His wife wanted him back as soon as she found out about his new girlfriend, he told to go away in short, sharp, jerky movements.
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Post by PMac on Apr 18, 2008 11:08:25 GMT
"short sharp jerkey movements" Has he got a small cock?  |
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Apr 18, 2008 11:12:00 GMT
Just because you look like a porn stare eh PMac ? Paddy spot on there fella- |
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 18, 2008 11:12:10 GMT
Get one of these thai brides in.
Plenty of grateful fucking, no answering back, decent bit of nosh for your tea when you get in.
It's the way forward mate. Whatever you do, don't take her back. She's been humped by a yokel, and as such is now a retard-by-proxy. You might catch stupidity off her if you take her back, or want to trade your car in for a tractor or something.
Wish her the very best of luck when you see her, then kick her in the pissflaps.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2008 11:15:59 GMT
If they can't live with the first love of your life then they can't live with you at all Chin up fella I am sure it will be ok when we beat Brizzle  |
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Post by Funky on Apr 18, 2008 11:24:19 GMT
thanx ... at times like this u need helpful advice.. havent got a spade, wot about a fork.??? If you go B&Q and ask for a murdering weapon they will help you out. A fork is only good if you want to poke him a few times, the chain saws they do are really good, you could take his head clean off, he wouldn't feel a thing ;D |
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Post by Silkystoke on Apr 18, 2008 11:24:39 GMT
thanx guys, cheered me up a little.... 1 LOVE ONLY.. STOKE CITY F.C. with me 4 life !!!!
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Post by torquaypotter on Apr 18, 2008 12:10:57 GMT
only good will come out of this silky trust me [i,m a gardener] lol don,t forget the beer tomorrow ok
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 18, 2008 12:13:22 GMT
He's only saying that 'cos he's the one who'se boffing your Mrs.
He looked after my cat last year and it still walks like John Wayne. He'll fuck owt him.
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Post by torquaypotter on Apr 18, 2008 12:32:53 GMT
VESTAND PANTS i his dad really lol
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Post by Top Stopper on Apr 18, 2008 12:33:52 GMT
He's only saying that 'cos he's the one who'se boffing your Mrs. He looked after my cat last year and it still walks like John Wayne. He'll fuck owt him. Thats his old man!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ROFLMFAO, FHPIKPYVAMMHTMTTIOSIMKH |
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 18, 2008 12:37:16 GMT
I found this out, albeit a bit late.
I have since apologised, and would like to state in my defence that my post was clearly meant to be funny, and in no way was it designed to suggest that the lad's father has been up to anything inappropriate, such as spaffing up his ex Mrs back.
I'm frankly disgusted with myself. And so am I.
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Post by Kingswaystokie on Apr 18, 2008 12:38:09 GMT
" get one of them Thai brides in" fucking brilliant.
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Keep your head up mate.
