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Post by prudhoesnose on Oct 19, 2012 14:37:09 GMT
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Post by PotteringThrough on Oct 19, 2012 14:38:07 GMT
I'm tempted by the £99 phone call
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2012 15:52:08 GMT
It looks a little bit desperate to me. Surely he could get a good coaching job instead of selling his time online. There was time when he was arguable the best keeper in Britain.
I wish him luck with it.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Oct 19, 2012 16:02:36 GMT
He can't half read passages of erotic fiction though.
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Post by stokeramblers on Oct 19, 2012 16:03:42 GMT
I'd ask why £49, Why not make it a nice round £50?
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Post by stayingupforbigbazza on Oct 19, 2012 16:17:06 GMT
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Post by pretzel on Oct 19, 2012 17:53:40 GMT
Nev? How many Wrights pies can you fit in your mouth at one time?
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Oct 19, 2012 17:57:37 GMT
Nev? How many Wrights pies can you fit in your mouth at one time? . .27 and a half and then he swallowed.That was just at half time------ ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by harrysburrow on Oct 19, 2012 18:12:15 GMT
Man City 5, Neville Southall fat.
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Post by Stokecity_m on Oct 19, 2012 19:18:20 GMT
Ask if you can reverse the charges  |
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Post by k on Oct 19, 2012 19:43:47 GMT
Neville was considerably passed his prime when he reached us, and this website sadly looks a bit desperate. However, I know a story from his time with us that paints him in a very favourable light. When Stoke played QPR away that horrible season, on arriving at the ground on the club coach, the legendary Stoke Kitman, Neil "Nello" Baldwin, received word that his mother had been taken seriously ill back in Stoke. Neville put his hand in his pocket to the tune of a few hundred quid and paid for Nello's taxi home before the game. Great keeper in his time, and seemingly a great bloke. Sadly, he was only the latter during his time with us.
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Post by compo on Oct 19, 2012 19:45:48 GMT
He can't half read passages of erotic fiction though. ;D That was mint |
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Post by swampySCFC on Oct 19, 2012 23:31:23 GMT
I dont know what it ia about Stoke fans and ex Vale people. seems to be a chip on the old shoulder. Southall was a top player
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Post by dozintheseventees on Oct 19, 2012 23:36:26 GMT
I dont know what it ia about Stoke fans and ex Vale people. seems to be a chip on the old shoulder. Southall was a top player He was a fantastic keeper mate in his day. Sadly his day was long gone when he came to us so may remember him as a shadow of his former self (albeit a big shadow). For all Stoke fans who know no better, he was a brilliant, brilliant keeper. |
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Post by CalgaryPotter on Oct 20, 2012 4:55:28 GMT
Saw him for the first time in years on tv last night advertising his book.
Christ he's piled the weight on & he was fat when he played. Looked ripe for a heart attack, he looked knackered & was struggling for breath just speaking. I hope he can sort himself out cause otherwise I fear that we'll be reading about his untimely death in the not too distant future.
Great keeper and comes across as a top bloke.
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Post by tassiepotter on Oct 20, 2012 10:15:50 GMT
Way past his prime when he came to us, which was a shame as he was a hero of mine growing up, however in his prime I think he was the best keeper in the world.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2014 12:33:34 GMT
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Post by metalhead on Sept 15, 2014 14:48:24 GMT
Big guy.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Sept 15, 2014 15:00:07 GMT
Fuck me he's a big lad. Could probably still do a job by standing on the goal line and filling 75% of the goal,without moving.
"He also reveals he received the best piece of advice from former Manchester United manager Wilf McGuinness."......wonder what that was?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2014 15:01:10 GMT
he specialises in answering questions in a Siri-esque way for people:
"There are 4 pie shops or kebab houses in your area, 2 are fairly close to you. i have eaten the other 2 out of stock"
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Post by metalhead on Sept 15, 2014 15:07:58 GMT
Fuck me he's a big lad. Could probably still do a job by standing on the goal line and filling 75% of the goal,without moving. "He also reveals he received the best piece of advice from former Manchester United manager Wilf McGuinness."......wonder what that was? Something about if someone hits you hard, don't react, just laugh at them, it will wind them up. So his advice was, don't hit someone back if they hit you on a football pitch. Fuck me, if only my coach had told me that, I wouldn't have headbutted that cunt who played for Berkswich FC and would now almost certainly be playing for Stoke in the first team.....  |
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Post by metalhead on Sept 15, 2014 15:13:58 GMT
he specialises in answering questions in a Siri-esque way for people: "There are 4 pie shops or kebab houses in your area, 2 are fairly close to you. i have eaten the other 2 out of stock" He's also a teacher now apparently. If Jenny orders 3 donner kebabs and 2 pieces of Southern fried chicken from her local takeaway, how long in minutes before Neville breaks into Jenny's house? Michael goes to the supermarket and buys 5 frozen pizza's, if Neville attacks Michael on his way home and attempts to steal all 5 pizzas, how far will Neville be able to waddle before Michael catches him? Show your working for extra marks. If Neville eats an entire KFC bargain bucket to himself 3 days a week, how many weeks before he succumbs to arterial sclerosis? Please show your working. |
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Post by stokiet90 on Sept 15, 2014 15:49:37 GMT
he specialises in answering questions in a Siri-esque way for people: "There are 4 pie shops or kebab houses in your area, 2 are fairly close to you. i have eaten the other 2 out of stock" He's also a teacher now apparently. If Jenny orders 3 donner kebabs and 2 pieces of Southern fried chicken from her local takeaway, how long in minutes before Neville breaks into Jenny's house? Michael goes to the supermarket and buys 5 frozen pizza's, if Neville attacks Michael on his way home and attempts to steal all 5 pizzas, how far will Neville be able to waddle before Michael catches him? Show your working for extra marks. If Neville eats an entire KFC bargain bucket to himself 3 days a week, how many weeks before he succumbs to arterial sclerosis? Please show your working. Thats a pisser!! Quality post |
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Post by basingstokie on Sept 15, 2014 18:27:37 GMT
Shittin hell, he looks like he's about to exolode |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2014 21:18:42 GMT
Shittin hell, he looks like he's about to exolode  |
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Post by johnsmithsupper on Sept 16, 2014 11:12:10 GMT
what size shirt did you wear at Stoke?? and would it still fit yer?  No is the answer and I'll have the 49 quid Neville makes me look slim and that's some achievement I'm telling ya |
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Post by dirtygary69 on Sept 16, 2014 11:51:24 GMT
Looks like beached fucking walrus.
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Post by metalhead on Sept 16, 2014 12:51:05 GMT
In all seriousness though, does anyone else think it's kind of sad how far he's fallen? Undoubtedly one of the finest keepers of his generation, reduced to whoring himself for money on the Internet and desperately trying to plug his book in every interview.
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Post by GeneralFaye on Sept 16, 2014 12:54:39 GMT
Is that his neck or face? either way, it looks shexy as hell.
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Post by djralphy2k9 on Sept 16, 2014 12:55:19 GMT
Looks like that creature from Blade in that video
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