kert
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Post by kert on Aug 1, 2012 15:06:25 GMT
I thought it was good mate. PS - I'm not gay. You probably picked up on some of the subtleties, and realised it was supposed to look completely fake, unlike the angry crew ;D The vast majority realise it was a joke mate, it was just a terribly shit one. You have a skewed perception of what is/isn't funny - I feel sorry for your friends ;D
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Post by foster on Aug 1, 2012 15:12:19 GMT
You probably picked up on some of the subtleties, and realised it was supposed to look completely fake, unlike the angry crew ;D The vast majority realise it was a joke mate, it was just a terribly shit one. You have a skewed perception of what is/isn't funny - I feel sorry for your friends ;D It was funny!! Ok!
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Post by sheikhmomo on Aug 1, 2012 15:30:39 GMT
Thread of the day for me This board really has gone to fuck hasn't it. Devised and now soley catering for davesviews obsessed humourless cockends.
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Post by manchesterpotter on Aug 1, 2012 15:41:54 GMT
I'm sorry but that's the funniest Excel spreadsheet I've ever seen.
Some people/humourless cunts on this here thread have clearly never used fucking Excel otherwise they'd appreciate this.
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Post by swarls on Aug 1, 2012 15:50:17 GMT
You can see why people wouldn't believe this though, any one can just open an Excel doc and type some names into it & just because it has two names down that have already signed and people know about doesn't mean it's real. Also, MAYBE if this was 'leaked' before we knew about Ness and co then it'd have more creditability. can you not see that it was supposed to be a joke? It's hard to tell on this board now, people post shit like this and they're being serious & in all fairness it was a pretty weak joke.
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Post by foster on Aug 1, 2012 16:08:30 GMT
Everyone knows that in order to post a joke or sarcastic comment on here you HAVE to use a minimum of 1 smiley. Otherwise you're being deadly serious.
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Post by liathroid on Aug 1, 2012 16:16:16 GMT
Can't reveal my source, it's too dangerous, but check out the pic he sent me! Can't believe he risked his job to be honest! excellent ;D ;D you should get a gold medal for that
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2012 16:19:09 GMT
I'm sorry but that's the funniest Excel spreadsheet I've ever seen. Some people/humourless cunts on this here thread have clearly never used fucking Excel otherwise they'd appreciate this. I have a good sense of humour and use excel pretty much every single day doing all kinds of spreadsheets...but it wasn't really very funny. It wouldnt have been funny if it was done in word, or scribbled on the back of a fag packet. The fact that it is in excel compared to any other medium is entirely exclusive of its humour and its 'complexity' (which is pretty much nil). It was done as a joke, but just wasnt funny. This does not make me a cunt, or unappreciative of excel...it just makes me unhumoured. I think your gripe is more of those who are giving him a bit of abuse for spending a few minutes whilst bored. I also dont tend to see many funny excel spreadsheets...maybe you can post a few examples of unfunny excel spreadsheets on here for comparison?
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Post by foster on Aug 1, 2012 16:19:58 GMT
Can't reveal my source, it's too dangerous, but check out the pic he sent me! Can't believe he risked his job to be honest! excellent ;D ;D you should get a gold medal for that This was just a qualifier for the 'Excel' Olympics in nerdland next year.
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Post by nottspotter on Aug 1, 2012 16:44:02 GMT
I found it KINDA amusing to be honest.. but you're not one of the cliquey main posters of this forum.. otherwise they woulda lapped it up.
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Post by manchesterpotter on Aug 1, 2012 16:50:51 GMT
I'm sorry but that's the funniest Excel spreadsheet I've ever seen. Some people/humourless cunts on this here thread have clearly never used fucking Excel otherwise they'd appreciate this. I have a good sense of humour and use excel pretty much every single day doing all kinds of spreadsheets...but it wasn't really very funny. It wouldnt have been funny if it was done in word, or scribbled on the back of a fag packet. The fact that it is in excel compared to any other medium is entirely exclusive of its humour and its 'complexity' (which is pretty much nil). It was done as a joke, but just wasnt funny. This does not make me a cunt, or unappreciative of excel...it just makes me unhumoured. I think your gripe is more of those who are giving him a bit of abuse for spending a few minutes whilst bored. I also dont tend to see many funny excel spreadsheets...maybe you can post a few examples of unfunny excel spreadsheets on here for comparison? There are no funny Excel spreadsheets, hence why this is the funniest Excel spreadsheet known to man - even though it actually isn't that funny. Can I come to your house at Xmas? Sounds like it would a barrel of laughs.
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Post by foster on Aug 1, 2012 16:54:54 GMT
I found it KINDA amusing to be honest.. but you're not one of the cliquey main posters of this forum.. otherwise they woulda lapped it up. That's actually not true. I post on here quite a lot and I can't recall anyone laughing at my posts. If fact, rather than laugh, people generally just tell me I'm a cunt. Even admin have banned me from telling jokes. 'A blind guy walks into a bar..... OUCH!!' See what I mean.
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Post by NG4POTTERS on Aug 1, 2012 16:56:41 GMT
Some right mardy responses on this thread ;D ;D
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Post by diaoshairyballs on Aug 1, 2012 18:56:10 GMT
Haha! Nectar!
I think it's funny mate!
x
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Post by foster on Aug 1, 2012 19:23:39 GMT
I don't know what possessed me to do it, but when at work today, instead of sending my boss the monthly financials, I sent him this excel file instead.
I have to admit that I was nervous as hell, but i really shouldn't have been. He absolutely loved it! He just couldn't stop laughing! And when he showed it to the directors they couldn't stop laughing, and when HR forwarded it to the global email distribution list, yes, you guessed it! Everyone from all of our offices worldwide could not stop laughing. I had people rolling on the floor all around me and could hear screams of laughter coming from the conference rooms. It was Incredible.
In fact, the European CEO told me that he wants to use it at the next global board of directors meeting because it's so god damn funny (his words, not mine).... And he's German!!!
And to finish the day off my manager thanked me for giving him the single best day of life and offered me a promotion! I thanked him back and we both left the office and laughed all the way home.
People were looking at me funny because I was laughing so hard that I was in tears. But I didn't care. It was too funny to care. So I took the time to show some of them the excel file through my blackberry and they loved it.
What a crazy day, but I suppose you had to be there to truly appreciate it.
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Post by Beardy200 on Aug 1, 2012 19:28:41 GMT
I found it KINDA amusing to be honest.. but you're not one of the cliquey main posters of this forum.. otherwise they woulda lapped it up. That's actually not true. I post on here quite a lot and I can't recall anyone laughing at my posts. If fact, rather than laugh, people generally just tell me I'm a cunt. Even admin have banned me from telling jokes. 'A blind guy walks into a bar..... OUCH!!' See what I mean. I laugh at your posts and call you a cunt if that helps.
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Post by BigKahunaBurger on Aug 1, 2012 19:46:33 GMT
I don't know what possessed me to do it, but when at work today, instead of sending my boss the monthly financials, I sent him this excel file instead. I have to admit that I was nervous as hell, but i really shouldn't have been. He absolutely loved it! He just couldn't stop laughing! And when he showed it to the directors they couldn't stop laughing, and when HR forwarded it to the global email distribution list, yes, you guessed it! Everyone from all of our offices worldwide could not stop laughing. I had people rolling on the floor all around me and could hear screams of laughter coming from the conference rooms. It was Incredible. In fact, the European CEO told me that he wants to use it at the next global board of directors meeting because it's so god damn funny (his words, not mine).... And he's German!!! And to finish the day off my manager thanked me for giving him the single best day of life and offered me a promotion! I thanked him back and we both left the office and laughed all the way home. People were looking at me funny because I was laughing so hard that I was in tears. But I didn't care. It was too funny to care. So I took the time to show some of them the excel file through my blackberry and they loved it. What a crazy day, but I suppose you had to be there to truly appreciate it. I've got a lot of time for this post
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Post by LH_SCFC on Aug 1, 2012 19:51:03 GMT
Upgrade your MS software.
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Post by Dave the Rave on Aug 1, 2012 19:54:39 GMT
I was surprised that TP is still using excel 2007, but then he is a bit of a dinosaur.
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Aug 1, 2012 19:59:24 GMT
I thought an excel spreadsheet was a duvet for fat cunts?
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Post by rubyonrails on Aug 1, 2012 20:00:11 GMT
You really have excelled yourselves lads! Hahahahahahahahahahahah. Aaaaaahhahahahahahahahah haha
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Post by Mint Berry Barks on Aug 1, 2012 20:09:03 GMT
Well, I liked it. Well done!
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Post by superstokie23 on Aug 1, 2012 20:13:08 GMT
Fucking hell fire, a two page thread on what's funny and what isn't based on a picture of a spoof Excel spreadsheet. Only on here, absolute despair
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kert
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Post by kert on Aug 1, 2012 20:22:04 GMT
I don't know what possessed me to do it, but when at work today, instead of sending my boss the monthly financials, I sent him this excel file instead. I have to admit that I was nervous as hell, but i really shouldn't have been. He absolutely loved it! He just couldn't stop laughing! And when he showed it to the directors they couldn't stop laughing, and when HR forwarded it to the global email distribution list, yes, you guessed it! Everyone from all of our offices worldwide could not stop laughing. I had people rolling on the floor all around me and could hear screams of laughter coming from the conference rooms. It was Incredible. In fact, the European CEO told me that he wants to use it at the next global board of directors meeting because it's so god damn funny (his words, not mine).... And he's German!!! And to finish the day off my manager thanked me for giving him the single best day of life and offered me a promotion! I thanked him back and we both left the office and laughed all the way home. People were looking at me funny because I was laughing so hard that I was in tears. But I didn't care. It was too funny to care. So I took the time to show some of them the excel file through my blackberry and they loved it. What a crazy day, but I suppose you had to be there to truly appreciate it. Now THIS is funny! ;D
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Post by LH_SCFC on Aug 1, 2012 20:32:22 GMT
Threads like this are always a formula for disaster.
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Post by foster on Aug 1, 2012 20:34:03 GMT
Threads like this are always a formula for disaster. Excelent!
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Aug 1, 2012 20:39:08 GMT
Can i just say i thought that it was informative, funny, inspiring, tear jerking, and shite all at the same time.
I look forward one day to opening a similair thread and wasting 5 mins of my life looking at it and then typing a stupid pointless reply like this.
I shall now bid you all good day!....
Fuck off down the Vale for fucks sake!
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Post by rubyonrails on Aug 1, 2012 20:41:33 GMT
Oh my Word!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2012 20:42:32 GMT
Some people on this board need to stop been so mardy bloody hell i thought my missus was bad when shes got the painters in
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Post by amancalledhorse on Aug 1, 2012 21:59:50 GMT
=IF(OatcakeSenseOfHumour<0, Fabricate Transfer Rumour, Call OP "Cunt")
My uncle is a youth team coach at Stoke and he tells me we're looking to break the bank for Andy Carroll.
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