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Post by Silkystoke on Jun 18, 2012 6:58:39 GMT
Yeah im bored, waiting for the fixtures to come out, just interested in funny phrases/lines/quotes etc,etc...  My mate had me laughing a while ago, he had just come back from his dinner break, did about an hours work,came over to me and shouted " will you cover for me, im just off to the toilet to park me lunch..." dont know why i laughed, but i did for about an hr.... Care to share any, while we are bored.....  ;D |
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Post by Tosh on Jun 18, 2012 7:24:44 GMT
mr brown's at the window
my old man used it last night when he was going for a tommy tit
made me laugh
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Post by Pedropotter on Jun 18, 2012 7:27:54 GMT
I'm off to lay some brown eggs. |
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Post by rorymscfc on Jun 18, 2012 7:31:40 GMT
Just popping off to drop the kids off at the pool.
Just going to chop some logs for the fire.
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Jun 18, 2012 7:40:05 GMT
Build a log cabbin, give birth to a mud child, lay a cable, scupper a dreadnought, I'm just going to smoke a bum cigar.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2012 7:50:23 GMT
Ryan shotton is a right winger who reminds me of Gareth Bale! |
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Post by AdderleyGreenStokie on Jun 18, 2012 7:59:00 GMT
I'm just going to cut some bum rope.
I'd better go, I've got a customer at the back counter.
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Post by stokeramblers on Jun 18, 2012 8:14:58 GMT
Ryan shotton is a right winger who reminds me of Gareth Bale! That's a lie though isn't it? An Oatcake myth. Like Wenger's claim that Ryan punched Heurelho Gomes. I don't like a lot of stuff about Pulus but I don't have to lie to give my reasons ;D |
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Post by foster on Jun 18, 2012 8:38:04 GMT
Ryan shotton is a right winger who reminds me of Gareth Bale! That's nearly as bad as when Pulis said that 'Tommy could do a job up front' for us. |
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Post by darksideofthemoon on Jun 18, 2012 8:48:24 GMT
Not very PC I know, but............"I'm off to choke a darkie"
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Post by stayingupfor GermanStokie on Jun 18, 2012 8:52:58 GMT
The turtle's popping his head out...
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Post by Silkystoke on Jun 18, 2012 8:53:01 GMT
Smokinghorse and darksideofthemoon best so far, cant we have some phrases about some else instead of shit.....................lol
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Post by stayingupfor GermanStokie on Jun 18, 2012 8:56:12 GMT
Errr.... choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, whacking one off, saying hello to Pam and her sisters?
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Post by foxysgloves on Jun 18, 2012 8:56:22 GMT
I wouldn't ride her into battle.
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Post by Silkystoke on Jun 18, 2012 8:58:29 GMT
" saying hello to Pam and er sisters"... you lost me on that one, but im laghing at the thought of what it means......lol
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Post by Tosh on Jun 18, 2012 11:52:27 GMT
having a close encounter of the turd kind
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Post by ohbottom on Jun 18, 2012 12:06:22 GMT
" saying hello to Pam and er sisters"... you lost me on that one, but im laghing at the thought of what it means......lol Sounds like a variant of "dancing with Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters". Copyright league of Gentleman (I think) |
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Post by SidibeGod on Jun 18, 2012 12:19:14 GMT
cant we have some phrases about some else instead of shit.....................lol I'll think of some when I get back - just nippin' out for a Barnes Wallace |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2012 15:10:37 GMT
Not very PC I know, but............"I'm off to choke a darkie" Yes like " run off with a black man " my mum always used to say that don't know why? |
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Post by boskampsflaps on Jun 18, 2012 20:49:35 GMT
Ryan shotton is a right winger who reminds me of Gareth Bale! Your memory must be going, that's not what was said. |
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Post by robdog on Jun 18, 2012 21:02:32 GMT
imk just going to give the rats their dinner
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Post by Beardy200 on Jun 18, 2012 21:26:49 GMT
" saying hello to Pam and er sisters"... you lost me on that one, but im laghing at the thought of what it means......lol Pam Palmer and her 5 sisters - having wank basically  Not League of Gentleman - it's donkey's years old. |
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Post by harryburrows on Jun 18, 2012 21:29:36 GMT
" saying hello to Pam and er sisters"... you lost me on that one, but im laghing at the thought of what it means......lol Sounds like a variant of "dancing with Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters". Copyright league of Gentleman (I think) Should be mrs palm and her 5 daughters / sisters |
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Post by firingsquad on Jun 19, 2012 12:57:27 GMT
touching cloth
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Post by jonah77 on Jun 19, 2012 13:20:18 GMT
shaking like a shitting dog was always one of my favourites.
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Post by ihaveadream on Jun 20, 2012 12:49:10 GMT
Poo pushing
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jun 20, 2012 13:28:58 GMT
Just going to send a close friend off to sea.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2012 13:53:10 GMT
More meat on a butchers whip .
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Post by stillgame4it on Jun 20, 2012 15:04:13 GMT
Years ago an old boss of mine had a phrase he used whenever he was giving us a bollocking for doing something wrong and we were trying to wriggle out of it:
"....you lot have a list of excuses longer than a gas man's mac...."
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Post by andychk on Jun 20, 2012 15:18:14 GMT
One of my older mates in the pub to a young mate who was bragging about how much ale he could drink " i ve spilt more on me tash!"
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