What are the main challenges facing the new government?
You mean apart from a total lack of political nous and knowledge of the real world? The central problem is the lack of true radicalism. When this country was great, we didn't have the welfare state, a National Health Service or free education. What we did have was an empire, no income tax and a fucking big navy. You don't need a PhD to work it out, do you?
9 years we have been together, 9 fucking years. We've had a kid, had our up's and down's, been through the mill but the other day she dropped a massive bombshell.
'i don't mind a bit of phil collins'
To some that may seem acceptable but it's a killer blow for me. No excuses, shocking behaviour. I can feel an affair coming on ;D
I know some cunt whose mrs is mad for mark almond. Tainted love indeed
She could have said 'i shagged the geezer next door whilst listening to your records, he stuck a cucumber up me, and he was wearing a forest shirt' ;D But this! The missus is probably better off with collins. After all, i can't dance