You know your at a Stoke match when....

[lawrieleslie]

Everybody around you has their radios to their ears listening how other games are going so they can work out how many more positions in PL we have dropped.

[j3st3r]

You hear 25,000 fans say "for Fucks Sake" simultaneously when the team is announced....

[Pugsley]

when a team assembled for £90million can't pass wind or trap a bag of cement.

[spongebob]

heheheheh some classics here lads...heheh fickle we may be....but we can laugh at our selves...jesus we have to

[elystokie]

You can barely hear yourself think due to the loud renditions of "Tony Pulis' Barmy Army"

[JoeinOz]

Do you have to be at the match? Does watching on telly count?

[innocentbystander]

you find yourself getting excited by a throw-in.

[JoeinOz]

You're watching Stoke play shit...AGAIN

[RF10]

You piss money up the wall on overpriced toss.

[scfcrmagic]

Feb 12, 2012 23:04:39 GMT innocentbystander said:

you find yourself getting excited by a throw-in.

Is that by the opposition ...??

[Delboy]

almost 4 years after promotion , we have no plan b and we are still hoping for a goal from a long throw/ set piece or ricardo fuller to be our inspiration

[Deleted]

When you look around at the people sat near you and think "Christ did I grow up here"

[terryconroyslegs]

You look round and there`s thousands of other bastards suffering with you.

[citynickscfc]

.....when you finally decide that birdspotting is quite an enjoyable hobby,

.....when a paper bag blows onto the pitch, into the goal and gets the old ''whayyyyyyyyy'',

....when terrets is no longer a syndrome and becomes an epidemic.

....Fuck, Shit, bastard, lazy cunt, fuck off ref.

[Stretfordpotterer]

you get the persistent, nagging sensation, that something wank is about to happen.

[blurtonboy]

you just hear 1 manager shouting " KEEP IT "

[citynickscfc]

Feb 13, 2012 11:45:57 GMT blurtonboy said:

you just hear 1 manager shouting " KEEP IT "

GOOOOOOOOOOAN MATT!!!!! GOOOO OONNN JOHN!!!!

[zigazaga]

KENWYYYYNNNNNE!!!!

[boskampsflaps]

you sit down and realise you support the best club on the planet.

[Stoke711]

MOTD are using highlights from previous seasons.

Police are on the pitch chalking lines around our players coz there's no bloody movement

[brotato]

You're surrounded by cunts.

[Fred Astaire]

There's 41 minutes on the clock and you still haven't seen a shot on goal from your team

[Fred Astaire]

You think shall i go home now due to having sat for 41 minutes without seeing your team have a shot

[Fred Astaire]

You think shit i may not have seen my team have a shot for 41 minutes but if i do go now the bastards will probably go and put four feckin goals past their 'keeper

[Fred Astaire]

It's 90 minutes on the clock and the goals never came and you think to yourself "feck, i shoulda gone home on 41 minutes!"

[boskampsflaps]

Fred Astaire just wont stop talking

[PerCyfilth ....Captains Log]

You wish you had gone shopping with thar lady...

[simpson93]

Love the depressions, if you that bored,down,depressed whatever other words are used on here dont go!

[Linx]

You see a big blue hippopotamus in Stoke kit and assume that that was one pint of Ped too many; then you remember you're at a Stoke match and wish you had had one pint of Ped too many.

(Avoided two sentences with the adroit use of a semi-colon )

[stokiejoe]

The first choice right back plays at left back