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Post by onionman on Dec 20, 2011 20:08:53 GMT
it's got to be a dream, one of these days I am going to come round in the away end at brentford (the Div 1 equivalent of Bobby Ewings shower) with a roaring hangover It does feel like that these days, Mustard, doesn't it! This is actually my number one fear. Getting buried alive, for example, is not something I'd choose to happen to me, but if it did I'd find a way of coping. But I get the shivers at the thought of waking up and realising the past few years had all been a dream, and Dave Kevan is really still in charge, and we've just lost to Grimsby in a six-pointer. Believe me, these things do happen. I once had a really vivid dream that we beat Vale about 25-0, with Neil Aspin having a nightmare. Everything was great. Then I woke up and realised we were mid-table in the third division, a division below the Vale, and I had to walk three miles to Cheadle job centre to collect my dole money. I'll be so annoyed if that happens again.
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Post by swampySCFC on Dec 20, 2011 20:10:12 GMT
you lot are clutching at straws There isn't a Valencia fan out there who thinks stoke has half a chance. You are just a shitty little club from a shitty little town. Huth, Huth what a joke. Google Adil Rami, France's number one defender the one everyone call "COLOSSAL" Im looking forward to you introducing the next Valencia player thats going to scare us all shitless Is this him
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Dec 20, 2011 22:10:34 GMT
you lot are clutching at straws There isn't a Valencia fan out there who thinks stoke has half a chance. You are just a shitty little club from a shitty little town. Huth, Huth what a joke. Google Adil Rami, France's number one defender the one everyone call "COLOSSAL" COLOSSAL???
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Post by jonah77 on Dec 20, 2011 22:32:06 GMT
you lot are clutching at straws There isn't a Valencia fan out there who thinks stoke has half a chance. You are just a shitty little club from a shitty little town. Huth, Huth what a joke. Google Adil Rami, France's number one defender the one everyone call "COLOSSAL" at what point on the video am i supposed to be impressed? if he's the hardest they've got then they should stand by for a hard night.
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Post by Boyceys been up the attic on Dec 20, 2011 23:38:58 GMT
This is getting ridiculous, not too bad being a Stoke fan is it? ;D it's got to be a dream, one of these days I am going to come round in the away end at brentford (the Div 1 equivalent of Bobby Ewings shower) with a roaring hangover Dunner say that youth I've had the same nightmare me sen
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Dec 21, 2011 8:31:43 GMT
I'm stoked about Stoke! Who the fcuk are Stoke? We won't have any problems penetrating this no-name 2nd division sorry excuse for a team from some-hole on one of the British Islands. These pub players will wet themselves at Mestalla and then line up for a chance to kiss the great Banega's feet after the match. We are practically through. [/quote]
Are you a Gooner in disguise? ;D
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Post by PolPotter on Dec 21, 2011 8:51:39 GMT
We will have to beat Valencia by 4 clear goals at home to have a chance at their place and we've got more chance of platting snot doing that.
They will batter us away.
We'll have at least one sending off.
We will sell our allocation and take many seats within the home section. You only have to see their attendances in last season's Champions League to see the opportunity most of us will have to see the game.
We will have supporters arrested and deported. The shame will be documented and wanked over in the media.
Our league form won't be affected and we'll go on to finish 6th.
Sunderland supporters will continue to mock our football despite getting relegated with Wolves and Bolton.
Blackburn survive relegation thanks to improved results and 16 goals from Kenwyne Jones.
It's 08:51. You're up with the Partridge....ahaaaa
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Post by robwahlmann on Dec 21, 2011 9:29:55 GMT
Think we'll get a narrow win at home, and then try to hang on to this result away! Would be typical for Stoke, wouldn't it? ;D
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2011 9:32:43 GMT
Think we'll get a narrow win at home, and then try to hang on to this result away! Would be typical for Stoke, wouldn't it? ;D Win 1-0 at home, then possibly the most tense game every experienced over there, then throw in a 92nd minute winner and the away end exploding
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Post by Scrotnig on Dec 21, 2011 12:50:33 GMT
"fcuk off stoke, go make some pots and fine china" Aye, we'll do that, just after we've thrashed their arses.
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Post by Dave the Rave on Dec 21, 2011 13:02:04 GMT
I'm no pessimist, but we've got fuck all chance of winning this over two legs.
We'll concede at least 3 away from home, and will struggle to score more than 2 at the Brit.
That equation doesn't take much working out.
Let's just hope all the PHWs don't come out in force, once we lose an almost unwinnable tie.
(They will, of course).
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2011 15:09:44 GMT
you lot are clutching at straws There isn't a Valencia fan out there who thinks stoke has half a chance. You are just a shitty little club from a shitty little town. Huth, Huth what a joke. Google Adil Rami, France's number one defender the one everyone call "COLOSSAL" Adil Rami Bums Dogs
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2011 15:13:46 GMT
I'm no pessimist, but we've got fuck all chance of winning this over two legs. We'll concede at least 3 away from home, and will struggle to score more than 2 at the Brit. That equation doesn't take much working out. Let's just hope all the PHWs don't come out in force, once we lose an almost unwinnable tie. (They will, of course). I don't see it like this. I think over two legs we could beat anyone - Chelsea, Arsenal, ManUre, are all do-able over two legs. These fuckers are not in the same league as Chelsea etc, so a decent win at the Brit, with a clean sheet, gives us a good chance.
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Post by SCFC92 on Dec 21, 2011 15:16:30 GMT
you seen this comment hope they catch aids! I'm stoked about Stoke! Who the fcuk are Stoke? We won't have any problems penetrating this no-name 2nd division sorry excuse for a team from some-hole on one of the British Islands. These pub players will wet themselves at Mestalla and then line up for a chance to kiss the great Banega's feet after the match. We are practically through. Underestimate us at your peril!!
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Post by boskampsflaps on Dec 21, 2011 17:33:48 GMT
you lot are clutching at straws There isn't a Valencia fan out there who thinks stoke has half a chance. You are just a shitty little club from a shitty little town. Huth, Huth what a joke. Google Adil Rami, France's number one defender the one everyone call "COLOSSAL" Haha standing up to Carroll is hardly something to be proud of ;D.
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Post by valencianista on Dec 21, 2011 22:54:30 GMT
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Post by cmc89 on Dec 21, 2011 23:22:42 GMT
My spanish is pretty shit but i think it's asking if they're favourites. Slightly different question imo
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Post by unknown182 on Dec 22, 2011 12:33:55 GMT
i think if we stop soldado playing we'll be fine
he's third top scorer this year in la liga behind ronaldo and messi
how he's not in the spanish national team ill never know
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