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Post by maninasuitcase on Nov 23, 2011 14:54:26 GMT
Dear God
Please help me in my hour of need.
My eyes and ears have been poisoned by the most miserable ugly bunch of wankrags ever to grace the planet at work today.
Their accent is horrendous, they are all miserable, the whole area is a hell hole and I can't wash the smell of this dirty shot hole from my hands.
So please please please wipe Wolverhampton from the map so no one else has to suffer like I have today.
Yours in Stoke
Maninasuitcase
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Post by euanstokie123 on Nov 23, 2011 18:40:39 GMT
I thought you were describing goodison park for a minute...
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Nov 23, 2011 18:44:50 GMT
I thought you were describing goodison park for a minute... I knew where he meant after the first 3 lines. ;D |
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Post by kylelightbourne on Nov 23, 2011 18:46:20 GMT
To be honest I thought he had just returned back from a trip to hanley
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Post by scfcno1fan on Nov 23, 2011 18:52:54 GMT
My Mum is a Wolves fan. Are you dissing my mum bruv? I'll see you outside.  |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Nov 23, 2011 18:55:00 GMT
My Mum is a Wolves fan. Are you dissing my mum bruv? I'll see you outside. Does your dad know about your mums problem |
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Post by scfcno1fan on Nov 23, 2011 19:00:36 GMT
My Mum is a Wolves fan. Are you dissing my mum bruv? I'll see you outside. Does your dad know about your mums problem Yep. And yet here I am. ;D |
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Post by pottersrule on Nov 23, 2011 19:06:17 GMT
Does your dad know about your mums problem Yep. And yet here I am. ;D Yes,and you seem quite stable as well.Amazing. |
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Post by scfcno1fan on Nov 23, 2011 19:13:00 GMT
Yep. And yet here I am. ;D Yes,and you seem quite stable as well.Amazing. I know. I literally am a miracle child. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2011 20:18:20 GMT
Yes,and you seem quite stable as well.Amazing. I know. I literally am a miracle child. Can I just ask what your name is? I'd have called you 'Unfortunate'  |
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Post by mailman44 on Nov 23, 2011 21:12:57 GMT
Even me as a Yank knew where you were describing from the title alone!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2011 21:36:02 GMT
Dear God Please help me in my hour of need. My eyes and ears have been poisoned by the most miserable ugly bunch of wankrags ever to grace the planet at work today. Their accent is horrendous, they are all miserable, the whole area is a hell hole and I can't wash the smell of this dirty shot hole from my hands. So please please please wipe Wolverhampton from the map so no one else has to suffer like I have today. Yours in Stoke Maninasuitcase Much as I agree with all your comments on Wulveramtan, I have had the misfourtune of working at neighbouring Smallsall one day a week for two whole fuckin months, OMFG what an ethnically dominated shit pit of an hole it is, yam this yam fuckin that makes Stoke look like heaven, I am seriously thinking of jacking the job in if it carries on after the New year I feel like a fuckin missionary. |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Nov 23, 2011 22:03:15 GMT
Dear God Please help me in my hour of need. My eyes and ears have been poisoned by the most miserable ugly bunch of wankrags ever to grace the planet at work today. Their accent is horrendous, they are all miserable, the whole area is a hell hole and I can't wash the smell of this dirty shot hole from my hands. Makes me grateful I only go 2 or 3 times a year. Once a week would make me suicidal. So please please please wipe Wolverhampton from the map so no one else has to suffer like I have today. Yours in Stoke Maninasuitcase Much as I agree with all your comments on Wulveramtan, I have had the misfourtune of working at neighbouring Smallsall one day a week for two whole fuckin months, OMFG what an ethnically dominated shit pit of an hole it is, yam this yam fuckin that makes Stoke look like heaven, I am seriously thinking of jacking the job in if it carries on after the New year I feel like a fuckin missionary. |
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Post by withnall on Nov 23, 2011 22:07:03 GMT
I am seriously thinking of jacking the job in if it carries on after the New year I feel like a fuckin missionary. That's a terrible position to find yourself in.  |
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Post by scfcno1fan on Nov 23, 2011 22:09:25 GMT
I know. I literally am a miracle child. Can I just ask what your name is? I'd have called you 'Unfortunate' My nickname is mistake. Not sure why. ??? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2011 22:11:39 GMT
I am seriously thinking of jacking the job in if it carries on after the New year I feel like a fuckin missionary. That's a terrible position to find yourself in. Any position is terrible especially if your'e a white missionary in Smallsall ay it !  |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Nov 23, 2011 22:12:48 GMT
Not sure why my reply didn't add then but i was gonna say I thought i was hard done by going there 2/3 times a year.
Once a week would make me suicidal.
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Post by LH_SCFC on Nov 23, 2011 22:14:24 GMT
I work in Wolverhampton City Centre. It's shit. But it's not as shit as Hanley. The lesser of two shits, if you will.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Nov 23, 2011 22:15:03 GMT
That's a terrible position to find yourself in. Any position is terrible especially if your'e a white missionary in Smallsall ay it ! ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2011 22:21:28 GMT
Not sure why my reply didn't add then but i was gonna say I thought i was hard done by going there 2/3 times a year. Once a week would make me suicidal. Thinking of visiting the doc next week see if there is anything that can numb the fuckin pain, I hate that fuckin horrible whining drawl, yam, awright ar kid, yam, moan,yam, moan thats just the fuckers I can understand, last time I saw so many ethnics I thought I had turned up in Islamabad by mistake. I thought they had black post boxes all over the place untill they started moving, what a hell hole on earth, if I have to start going twice a week I will throttle my boss(bitch) with a stolen burka. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2011 22:25:24 GMT
I work in Wolverhampton City Centre. It's shit. But it's not as shit as Hanley. The lesser of two shits, if you will. At least you can understand a percentage of the population in Hanley, I know I spend three days a week stationed there and between Smallsall,Tamworth and Hanley I promise you I would much prefer Hanley or Tamworth to yam yam Mohammed central. |
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Nov 23, 2011 22:34:08 GMT
i'm just about to bring my better half to s o t for the first time and i'm a little nervous as she grew up in one of the most idylic places on the planet. Maybe i should take her to wolverhampton first. I'm sure once i've walked her around bathpool and leg of mutton a couple of times and treated he to leons fosh and chips she'll be won over. Heres hoping.  |
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Post by nott1 on Nov 23, 2011 23:12:52 GMT
Oh, the World Heritage site that is Cobridge, Burslem, Middleport, Fenton, Longton etc.! Look around you maninasuitcase before you pick fault with other places!
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Post by kylelightbourne on Nov 23, 2011 23:19:17 GMT
Oh, the World Heritage site that is Cobridge, Burslem, Middleport, Fenton, Longton etc.! Look around you maninasuitcase before you pick fault with other places! He might live in Trentham! |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Nov 23, 2011 23:24:01 GMT
Oh, the World Heritage site that is Cobridge, Burslem, Middleport, Fenton, Longton etc.! Look around you maninasuitcase before you pick fault with other places! I'm not saying our city is the creme de la creme mate. However compared to wolves it's Eden. Bearing in mind I've travelled the length and breadth of this fair country I have very good knowledge of the good and bad places in the uk. And Stoke is nowhere near as bad as you think. You should go to work in Hull, Grimsby, Radcliffe or Boro they are the back of beyond in my book. |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Nov 23, 2011 23:25:40 GMT
Oh, the World Heritage site that is Cobridge, Burslem, Middleport, Fenton, Longton etc.! Look around you maninasuitcase before you pick fault with other places! He might live in Trentham! Are you a stalker |
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Post by kylelightbourne on Nov 23, 2011 23:32:19 GMT
He might live in Trentham! Are you a stalker Yes I am. I actually thought that Hull city centre was pretty decent to be honest, better than hanley |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Nov 23, 2011 23:36:35 GMT
Last I heard Hull has a new shopping centre by the station so maybe it's on the up.
It's still hull though and will always be tarred with the shit brush.
As much as people slate Stoke it's still my home and I'll defend it come what may.
Im always happy to be back when I've been working away.
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Post by kylelightbourne on Nov 23, 2011 23:39:31 GMT
Last I heard Hull has a new shopping centre by the station so maybe it's on the up. It's still hull though and will always be tarred with the shit brush. As much as people slate Stoke it's still my home and I'll defend it come what may. Im always happy to be back when I've been working away. I know what you mean I am yet to visit a city centre that is worse than hanley from a neutrals view. But I still like it in a strange way, I sort of like how its shit |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Nov 23, 2011 23:43:57 GMT
It's like Hanley is waiting for someone to wave a magic wand to bring it out of the stone age.
I always remember when longton Market got modernised, it lost something, the dirtiness made it feel like home somehow, and now it's just a hollow shell of a place.
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